It there any worse torture?

I was at my dude's place (he is renting another place while he is here on contract) and the neighbour's bedroom is against his. I'm laying there, trying to fall asleep and all of a sudden I hear this weird barking sound. The bitch next door is barking an howling like a fucking Pomeranian.

Moaning, groaning, bed banging...on and on and on....ugh, I wanted to blow my head off.

Seriously, I think I'd rather hear someone being stabbed than fucked.

We used to have young (21ish) neighbours who used to go at it like rabbits.....just across the other side of the sound-enhancing concrete driveway, with their windows wide open.

The best night was when we had people over for dinner and they started going at it.....turning our heads from the dinner table all we could see was an arse pounding up and down.

It's not fun, is it?

I don't believe in karma but I was laying there thinking, "this is payback, this is payback...I just know it".

I'm never opening my mouth while having sex ever again...well, I'll open it...but I'm never making a peep ever again!

when i was 16 years old we lived in apts. next to a lady in her 40's. my bedroom wall was next to hers, and she was a very busy woman every night, i could here her having sex and telling guys to pour wine on her vag, etc....

*fingers in ears*

LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!

Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

kimrachell said:

when i was 16 years old we lived in apts. next to a lady in her 40's. my bedroom wall was next to hers, and she was a very busy woman every night, i could here her having sex and telling guys to pour wine on her vag, etc....

kimrachell said:

when i was 16 years old we lived in apts. next to a lady in her 40's. my bedroom wall was next to hers, and she was a very busy woman every night, i could here her having sex and telling guys to pour wine on her vag, etc....

Wasn't that in the book Looking For Mr. Goodbar?

JustErin said:

It there any worse torture?

I was at my dude's place (he is renting another place while he is here on contract) and the neighbour's bedroom is against his. I'm laying there, trying to fall asleep and all of a sudden I hear this weird barking sound. The bitch next door is barking an howling like a fucking Pomeranian.

Moaning, groaning, bed banging...on and on and on....ugh, I wanted to blow my head off.

Seriously, I think I'd rather hear someone being stabbed than fucked.

x forever

Look at all the views and barely any responses.

Guess all the weirdos on here like to listen others getting it on.

i've been there. it gets old real fast.

Our first apartment was the second floor of an older Argentinian couple (60's) and once in a while we'd be lying in bed and suddenly we'd hear grunting and moaning through the floor.

Yeah it makes me pretty reluctant to want to make much noise myself.

I lived in a 3 bedroom apartment once, and my room was right next to this girl, literally a few feet and a couple very thin doors and an echoey hardwood floor away.

She obviously liked me, she used to knock on my door at midnight and talk about sex. I was not interested though.

I was talking to her about romantic music, and I suggested Rachmaninoff's 2nd Piano Concerto, which I loaned to her. Well, wouldn't you know it, one night the music I gave her is playing and she is screaming and moaning, knowing full well I am right on the other side of the door.

Glad she liked it

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ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

I've only had this happen to me a few times, I generally don't mind it.

Once, I was in bed with my (then) partner and I turned and was like "bet you can make me

scream louder then her" and so it went.

Actually, one time in college I was in the middle of writing an important term paper for midterms, and I heard my roommate and more specifically his girlfriend down the hall having sex. She was screaming and moaning quite loudly and made it hard for me to concentrate. I believe I only got a C on my term paper.

Just an observation, it's usually the women that I hear.

Not that I am complaining. If I have to overhear sex, I would much prefer it be the woman.

I remember one time being at a woman's house [two family flat] I use to mess around with, & we both heard the people who lived upstairs getting it on...the women's moaning was so sexy, it turned me on . I wanted to see what the women upstairs looked like so bad, because I couldn't get her moaning out of head days later. When I finally saw her, I wanted to laugh so hard, because the women looked like Danny Devito.

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JustErin said:

Look at all the views and barely any responses.

Guess all the weirdos on here like to listen others getting it on.

I do.

PunkMistress said:

JustErin said:

Look at all the views and barely any responses.

Guess all the weirdos on here like to listen others getting it on.

I do.

Weirdo.

I saw the Pomeranian the next day...it only made it worse.

JustErin said:

PunkMistress said:

I do.

Weirdo.

I saw the Pomeranian the next day...it only made it worse.

Did she look like a satisfied bitch?

PunkMistress said:

JustErin said:

Weirdo.

I saw the Pomeranian the next day...it only made it worse.

Did she look like a satisfied bitch?

She was in raggy clothes, smoking and cleaning up her dog's shit.

JustErin said:

PunkMistress said:

Did she look like a satisfied bitch?

She was in raggy clothes, smoking and cleaning up her dog's shit.

so the dog was a satified bitch, then?

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

She was in raggy clothes, smoking and cleaning up her dog's shit.

so the dog was a satified bitch, then?

Yeah.

I wanted to say to her, "I know it feels awesome and all, but why the fuck do you bark?"

To the woman, not the dog.

i am loud which is why i only live in a house on a large block of land

i dont like to hold back

FuzzyWitch said:

i am loud which is why i only live in a house on a large block of land

i dont like to hold back

Yeah, I proabably am too.

I'm going to wear a gag from now on.

JustErin said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i am loud which is why i only live in a house on a large block of land

i dont like to hold back

Yeah, I proabably am too.

I'm going to wear a gag from now on.

if i were in a unit or town house complex where the walls r thin i try not 2 b loud, but sometimes its crazy and i think wtf who cares everybode does it and let loose

NDRU said:

Yeah it makes me pretty reluctant to want to make much noise myself.

I lived in a 3 bedroom apartment once, and my room was right next to this girl, literally a few feet and a couple very thin doors and an echoey hardwood floor away.

She obviously liked me, she used to knock on my door at midnight and talk about sex. I was not interested though.

I was talking to her about romantic music, and I suggested Rachmaninoff's 2nd Piano Concerto, which I loaned to her. Well, wouldn't you know it, one night the music I gave her is playing and she is screaming and moaning, knowing full well I am right on the other side of the door.

Glad she liked it

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I had a roomate fuck his girlfriend to Sisqo's dreadful album (you know, the one with that thong-tha-thong-thong-thong song?).

He must have been really good because it sounded like he was tearin' it up.

I steered clear of his hands and pelvis for months afterwords. I really hate that man.