whistle said:

zombie apocalypse.

you rang?

In my sleep, painlessly, lying on my Back - Just in case it is a long time before I am found

Most importantly, when my Wife is at home and not working a Night Shift, so it isn't my kids who find me dead - That is the only thing that scares me about dying, the effect it will have on my Kids.

Quickly. Painlessly.

Tittypants said:

davetherave6767 said:

Futurama is so cool and everytime Bender tries 2 kill himself he fucks it up......

Bender is hilarious! Would you bone Leela? [I would ]

Babes that don't exist that I would like to bang;

Bayonetta,

Ulala,

Lara Croft,

Countless manga babes,

Yorda if I was a kid,

Princess Peach in the botpot just to say I had,

Jessica Rabbit obviously but a little cliched to be honest plus I think she has a small lady-cock which is off putting,

Oerba Dia Vanille, even though she seems young she's asking for it.

Christ why are cartoon girls so young!? I feel like Gary Glitter even mentioning them

iloveannie said:

Tittypants said:

Bender is hilarious! Would you bone Leela? [I would ]

Babes that don't exist that I would like to bang;

Bayonetta,

Ulala,

Lara Croft,

Countless manga babes,

Yorda if I was a kid,

Princess Peach in the botpot just to say I had,

Jessica Rabbit obviously but a little cliched to be honest plus I think she has a small lady-cock which is off putting,

Oerba Dia Vanille, even though she seems young she's asking for it.

Christ why are cartoon girls so young!? I feel like Gary Glitter even mentioning them

Apparently I'm not the only man who's contemplated getting it on with a cartoon character. However, my list is a little different.

Daphne from Scooby-Doo (probably my first crush along with Apollonia)

"Red" from those old MGM cartoons (hopefully someone knows who I'm talking about)

Cheetarah

Baroness

Practically every super heroine that's ever been animated

And not to be accused of going off topic, all I know is that I don't want to suffer, yet I want to know when I take my last breath. The uncertainty of what (if anything) will come next is the scariest part of dying for me. So I want to hold on to my consciousness to the last moment.

xpertluva said:

iloveannie said:

Babes that don't exist that I would like to bang;

Bayonetta,

Ulala,

Lara Croft,

Countless manga babes,

Yorda if I was a kid,

Princess Peach in the botpot just to say I had,

Jessica Rabbit obviously but a little cliched to be honest plus I think she has a small lady-cock which is off putting,

Oerba Dia Vanille, even though she seems young she's asking for it.

Christ why are cartoon girls so young!? I feel like Gary Glitter even mentioning them

Apparently I'm not the only man who's contemplated getting it on with a cartoon character. However, my list is a little different.

Daphne from Scooby-Doo (probably my first crush along with Apollonia)

"Red" from those old MGM cartoons (hopefully someone knows who I'm talking about)

Cheetarah

Baroness

Practically every super heroine that's ever been animated

And not to be accused of going off topic, all I know is that I don't want to suffer, yet I want to know when I take my last breath. The uncertainty of what (if anything) will come next is the scariest part of dying for me. So I want to hold on to my consciousness to the last moment.

Dude, I am about to make this thread!

Something quick and painless, when I'm old. I don't want to die after some long disease when the last days of my life are filled with pain, and I don't want to get so old that I become senile and everyone is waiting for me to die of old age.

Or in an event that's similar to this

beam me up heavenly supreme one:

date: ___________________ (YYYY,MM,DD)at_________hours, on ______,________,______

be sure all my friends and family know that i'll be floating on the celestial spheres.

Star Trek Communicator

Star Trek galaxy transporter.

on that date and time i'd be ready to be transported to my final destination, the real the "final frontier."

seems less messy and trouble some. real time death can be so yucky!