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Several Years Ago, Andy Was Sentenced To Prison During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates.
The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time.
After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area.
Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community... and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.
The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself.
But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his wife.
So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him.
But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden,
"Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place". | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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Have a great Friday and weekend Tim! Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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But shouldn't that be "&Y" and not "Andy"? | |
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Happy Friday! | |
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Bu dum dum tish...
Happy Friday Funkhoney!
x 1,000 (for me) I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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.. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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