Ive always loved the term Fuck Buddy....Its got a lovely ring 2 it....In the past ive had 3 Fuck Buddies and had so much fun with them......

Ur sat alone at nite nothing on the tv ur feeling horny but u dont want 2 waste it on a jerk like most nites, so u go in2 ur fone directory and look under Fuck Buddy...

A quick call or txt and within mins uve got a mate bouncing on ur cock.....Just 100% unadulterated sex with no strings....No hassle.....no nagging.....no ear ache.....All in the time it takes 2 order a pizza.

Then when ur done u have a glass of wine and in the blink of an eye there gone.....

Until the next time u call her or she calls u....What a dream arrangement.....Im just checking my contacts now.....me so hornnnny:mobile: ...."HELLO SEE U IN 20"........Perfect

Up until [almost] a few months ago, that's all I've dealt with for the past couple of years. I refer to them as "Friends With Benefits" to bring a little "class" to the term .....

Tittypants said:

Up until [almost] a few months ago, that's all I've dealt with for the past couple of years. I refer to them as "Friends With Benefits" to bring a little "class" to the term .....

Friends with benefits is nice Titty but when Daves getting it on eye like them 2 say "U glad u gave ur fuck buddy a call?"....As soon as they walk thru my door they have no name xcept 4 fuck buddy!!!

how do u get to find one????

not 4 me 4 a friend in need

not really but i had a gal that used me to 'practice'

it lasted about 6 months. it was fun!

[Edited 10/9/11 18:12pm]

davetherave6767 said:

Tittypants said:

Up until [almost] a few months ago, that's all I've dealt with for the past couple of years. I refer to them as "Friends With Benefits" to bring a little "class" to the term .....

Friends with benefits is nice Titty but when Daves getting it on eye like them 2 say "U glad u gave ur fuck buddy a call?"....As soon as they walk thru my door they have no name xcept 4 fuck buddy!!!

Hey, whatever works!

sound like a booty call 2 me!!!!!

where do i sighn up????????????????????????????

oops... i mean sign my friend in

FuzzyWitch said:

sound like a booty call 2 me!!!!!

where do i sighn up????????????????????????????

oops... i mean sign my friend in

If u can get here in 2o mins....my place has a red light in the window...Ur a witch!!!! U could b here in 30 seconds!!!!

Yes. But it was with an ex of mine, and so it didn't last but for a few months because old emotions were brought back up...but it was on and poppin' while it lasted.

I hit upon this in another thread. I would love to do this but I know me and I get emotionally attached; they say it is a hormonal thing for women. Some women do not have it so much. Lucky them.

missfee said:

Yes. But it was with an ex of mine, and so it didn't last but for a few months because old emotions were brought back up...but it was on and poppin' while it lasted.

Emotions this is the problem........Thats why when they walk thru my door they r just FB..... No name no history no strings no emotions....just.... keep it simples...

davetherave6767 said:

missfee said:

Yes. But it was with an ex of mine, and so it didn't last but for a few months because old emotions were brought back up...but it was on and poppin' while it lasted.

Emotions this is the problem........Thats why when they walk thru my door they r just FB..... No name no history no strings no emotions....just.... keep it simples...

Dave, dave, dave, I don't want you to get banned - maybe you can use your poetic style to tell us, how the hell do you get their # etc and never know their name or they know yours? This sounds like a financial arrangement kind of thing .

Deadflow3r said:

davetherave6767 said:

Emotions this is the problem........Thats why when they walk thru my door they r just FB..... No name no history no strings no emotions....just.... keep it simples...

Dave, dave, dave, I don't want you to get banned - maybe you can use your poetic style to tell us, how the hell do you get their # etc and never know their name or they know yours? This sounds like a financial arrangement kind of thing .

Eye wont get banned cuz im a new man

Eye go 2 work and do the best eye can

Women like me eye make them laugh

Eye give um the eye as they walk passed

Dave ur nice Dave ur sweet, do u wanna go out 4 a bite 2 eat?

Arnt u married? Or with a man?

My name is Dave im a nasty Man

My husbands a pig my husb a jerk

Give me a call Dave i`ll make it work...................................Its that easy deadflow3r.

davetherave6767 said:

Deadflow3r said:

Dave, dave, dave, I don't want you to get banned - maybe you can use your poetic style to tell us, how the hell do you get their # etc and never know their name or they know yours? This sounds like a financial arrangement kind of thing .

Eye wont get banned cuz im a new man

Eye go 2 work and do the best eye can

Women like me eye make them laugh

Eye give um the eye as they walk passed

Dave ur nice Dave ur sweet, do u wanna go out 4 a bite 2 eat?

Arnt u married? Or with a man?

My name is Dave im a nasty Man

My husbands a pig my husb a jerk

Give me a call Dave i`ll make it work...................................Its that easy deadflow3r.

I just adore your poetry Dave, lol. I can see this happening. How many of these wives are on rotation at this time?

Deadflow3r said:

I hit upon this in another thread. I would love to do this but I know me and I get emotionally attached; they say it is a hormonal thing for women. Some women do not have it so much. Lucky them.

Well if it's really a hormonal thing then I am one of the ones who have it a lot. It would never work for me. The sex might be fun, but I'd put too many emotions into it.

This has got to be an America thing (or maybe just a myth altogether!) because I don't know anyone here in the UK (and I've known plenty of people of all types, sexualities, temprements, etc) that has ever had a f*ck buddy.

How do you go about getting one? You approach someone you know and say "Hey, I dont like you enough to date, but I like you enough to f*ck you...fancy it?".....surely that just results in a slap round the face (at least if you're a man!).

Maybe the ladies here in the UK are a bit more reserved, conscious about themselves maybe? Who knows!!

DaveT said:

This has got to be an America thing (or maybe just a myth altogether!) because I don't know anyone here in the UK (and I've known plenty of people of all types, sexualities, temprements, etc) that has ever had a f*ck buddy.

How do you go about getting one? You approach someone you know and say "Hey, I dont like you enough to date, but I like you enough to f*ck you...fancy it?".....surely that just results in a slap round the face (at least if you're a man!).

Maybe the ladies here in the UK are a bit more reserved, conscious about themselves maybe? Who knows!!

In my experiences, older women really go for it. Some of them have been through marriage & divorce. So some of them are just looking for some fun....a.k.a. Your Dick!

Tittypants said:

DaveT said:

This has got to be an America thing (or maybe just a myth altogether!) because I don't know anyone here in the UK (and I've known plenty of people of all types, sexualities, temprements, etc) that has ever had a f*ck buddy.

How do you go about getting one? You approach someone you know and say "Hey, I dont like you enough to date, but I like you enough to f*ck you...fancy it?".....surely that just results in a slap round the face (at least if you're a man!).

Maybe the ladies here in the UK are a bit more reserved, conscious about themselves maybe? Who knows!!

In my experiences, older women really go for it. Some of them have been through marriage & divorce. So some of them are just looking for some fun....a.k.a. Your Dick!

Where were these older women when I was young and single?!

Think I know what you mean. Some older women in the office I work with can be a bit flirtatious (not in a filthy way) but because they are so obvious about it and most of them have been married you just think they're being cute....maybe not though!

DaveT said:

Tittypants said:

In my experiences, older women really go for it. Some of them have been through marriage & divorce. So some of them are just looking for some fun....a.k.a. Your Dick!

Where were these older women when I was young and single?!

Think I know what you mean. Some older women in the office I work with can be a bit flirtatious (not in a filthy way) but because they are so obvious about it and most of them have been married you just think they're being cute....maybe not though!

I've just met random women before [random places] & it happened. I think I have a six sense or something, because I swear, I pick up on it really fast. Test some of the women at your office [if you want to ] & see what happens. Throw some hints out, & don't be surprised if they go for it. I've done it by accident...

[Edited 10/10/11 5:08am]

DaveT said:

This has got to be an America thing (or maybe just a myth altogether!) because I don't know anyone here in the UK (and I've known plenty of people of all types, sexualities, temprements, etc) that has ever had a f*ck buddy.

How do you go about getting one? You approach someone you know and say "Hey, I dont like you enough to date, but I like you enough to f*ck you...fancy it?".....surely that just results in a slap round the face (at least if you're a man!).

Maybe the ladies here in the UK are a bit more reserved, conscious about themselves maybe? Who knows!!

Ummmm Dave lives and is from the UK....

tinaz said:

DaveT said:

This has got to be an America thing (or maybe just a myth altogether!) because I don't know anyone here in the UK (and I've known plenty of people of all types, sexualities, temprements, etc) that has ever had a f*ck buddy.

How do you go about getting one? You approach someone you know and say "Hey, I dont like you enough to date, but I like you enough to f*ck you...fancy it?".....surely that just results in a slap round the face (at least if you're a man!).

Maybe the ladies here in the UK are a bit more reserved, conscious about themselves maybe? Who knows!!

Ummmm Dave lives and is from the UK....

tinaz said:

DaveT said:

This has got to be an America thing (or maybe just a myth altogether!) because I don't know anyone here in the UK (and I've known plenty of people of all types, sexualities, temprements, etc) that has ever had a f*ck buddy.

How do you go about getting one? You approach someone you know and say "Hey, I dont like you enough to date, but I like you enough to f*ck you...fancy it?".....surely that just results in a slap round the face (at least if you're a man!).

Maybe the ladies here in the UK are a bit more reserved, conscious about themselves maybe? Who knows!!

Ummmm Dave lives and is from the UK....

Indeed I am.....and I don't think my finances will stretch a move to the USA!

DaveT said:

tinaz said:

Ummmm Dave lives and is from the UK....

Indeed I am.....and I don't think my finances will stretch a move to the USA!

Not you! The original poster, Davetherave...

tinaz said:

DaveT said:

Indeed I am.....and I don't think my finances will stretch a move to the USA!

Not you! The original poster, Davetherave...

D'oh!

So we older ladies make great fuck buddies?

That makes sense. I know if I was a young man in my 20's I would be looking for a good looking Cougar.

Think about it, she most likely already had kids so she is not going to "accidentally" have yours and therefore be tied to you forever.

If she is married she isn't going to want you to "settle down" with her.

If she is married or has a decent life of her own she won't be up your ass all the time. You will have plenty of time to spend with your friends, hobbies whatever.

She doesn't want to meet your fucken parents or be invited to your friends weddings and keep tabs on your drinking.

She doesn't give a flying fuck if you travel for half a year, really.

She may be able to lend you money without breathing down your neck because she needs it back immediately.

She may not even care if you have a nice car. Hers will do.

Dating Cougars can keep you marriage and child free until you are ready to settle down. Most can't even have children any longer without the aid of a fertility clinic so there is no problem there.

If she is on the prowl, trust, she likes to fuck. It is ALL about the fuck.

Hormones, something about being premenepausal makes women very horny. It is natures way of telling her "last call for babies".

^

Exactly.

Deadflow3r said:

So we older ladies make great fuck buddies?

some definitly do yeah. you seem like one

One question leading to another. Do you think women having fuck buddies are sluts?

Tremolina said:

Deadflow3r said:

So we older ladies make great fuck buddies?

some definitly do yeah. you seem like one

oh oh!!! I think we got a match