Okay, the other thread died, so...

Tonight is the mf-ing vintage challenge!

If Bert doesn't bring some Blasshalscaasi fabulousness tonight, I will be so done with him.

Can't wait.

Do we know for sure that Bert is not a lesbian?

johnart said:

Can't wait.

Do we know for sure that Bert is not a lesbian?

That would explain so much.

OMG - Bert was a Studio Fifty Ho!

WTF

do they KNOW the 70s ?

Bert's dress was pure Halston-esque perfection.

Machaela said:

WTF

do they KNOW the 70s ?

Clearly not.

Anya? Seriously? I'm sorry, but that's just wrong.

Genesia said:

Machaela said:

WTF

do they KNOW the 70s ?

Clearly not.

OMG - Johnny! Next week they're doing a Ka-KAW challenge!

Well, it's time for the johnart rainbow skittles emoticon again.

Genesia said:

Bert's dress was pure Halston-esque perfection.

I was so glad they surprised him with wanting to sell his garment also.

I actually liked the other look also (my mom would've been ALL OVERRRRRRR that top, with jeans and 5" Candies (real wood heels) lawd.

I just don't know why oh why he decided to give her black booty shorts. I really think that's the only thing that kept him from being the overall winner.

I totally get why Viktor didn't win (tho by his facial expressions he clearly did not ) but that jacket was delicious.

I was sad to see my boyfriend Anthony Ryan go but his offering the past few weeks have been...well, not good.

I love Anya and her whole style, but I'm getting so tired of her prints

Heidi: They look like the boring girls.

Nina: They look like the boring girls, who are in a cult.

I'm also glad that Joshua got called out backstage by the fellow contestants on having no clue about fashion history. Are you fucking kidding?? The judges are supposed to feel bad for you because you didn't live through the 70's??

Thennnn did ya notice that the crazy started leaking out his ass when he said to Viktor "You're trying to get aggressive with me" when Viktor made his point in the calmest (nearly monotone) way possible.

thekidsgirl said:

I love Anya and her whole style, but I'm getting so tired of her prints

Yeah, prints are cool if you go the extreme (like Mondo used to) but she needs to start switching it up a bit.

WTF was she wearing on that runway tonight? Was that from the Mama Cass rummage sale?

Genesia said:

OMG - Johnny! Next week they're doing a Ka-KAW challenge!

I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW

My mother tries to talk to me about this show like I actually watch it. I've never watched this show. Not ever. But she totally says the same kind of things you guys say in these threads. You'd get along, methinks.

Cerebus said:

My mother tries to talk to me about this show like I actually watch it. I've never watched this show. Not ever. But she totally says the same kind of things you guys say in these threads. You'd get along, methinks.

She should join the site.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

My mother tries to talk to me about this show like I actually watch it. I've never watched this show. Not ever. But she totally says the same kind of things you guys say in these threads. You'd get along, methinks.

She should join the site.

Hells-to-the-mother-fuckin'-no! We're cool and all, but this is my thing. Her thing is like, Kevin Costner and shit.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

Bert's dress was pure Halston-esque perfection.

I was so glad they surprised him with wanting to sell his garment also.

I actually liked the other look also (my mom would've been ALL OVERRRRRRR that top, with jeans and 5" Candies (real wood heels) lawd.

I just don't know why oh why he decided to give her black booty shorts. I really think that's the only thing that kept him from being the overall winner.

I totally get why Viktor didn't win (tho by his facial expressions he clearly did not ) but that jacket was delicious.

I was sad to see my boyfriend Anthony Ryan go but his offering the past few weeks have been...well, not good.

<--- also had Candies with real wood heels

Yeah, the shorts were wrong. If they'd been another color and a little longer (hot pants versus booty shorts), they would have been perfection.

Viktor's jacket was delicious - and an excellent updating of safari.

Speaking of delicious, I loved that Joshua finally got his ass handed to him. And Laura, too.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

I was so glad they surprised him with wanting to sell his garment also.

I actually liked the other look also (my mom would've been ALL OVERRRRRRR that top, with jeans and 5" Candies (real wood heels) lawd.

I just don't know why oh why he decided to give her black booty shorts. I really think that's the only thing that kept him from being the overall winner.

I totally get why Viktor didn't win (tho by his facial expressions he clearly did not ) but that jacket was delicious.

I was sad to see my boyfriend Anthony Ryan go but his offering the past few weeks have been...well, not good.

<--- also had Candies with real wood heels

Yeah, the shorts were wrong. If they'd been another color and a little longer (hot pants versus booty shorts), they would have been perfection.

Viktor's jacket was delicious - and an excellent updating of safari.

Speaking of delicious, I loved that Joshua finally got his ass handed to him. And Laura, too.

Yes, hot pants vs booty is a perfect way to put it. He could've just gone the jean route also. If hotpants, I would've gone with the gold he had under the sheer stuff (just go for it why not), or something leaning towards brown-er. Black just seemed harsh, and for booty shorts, it seemed too silky/satin-ey (not sure what that fabrick was). I definitely think it would've been heaven with the right pair of jeans.

Oh yessss on Josh and Laura getting their asses handed to them.

I really liked Laura at the start of the competition. Only Stevie Wonder would put those prints/patterns together.

It's late and I'm drankin. I know the word fabric does not have a "k" at the end of it.

Genesia said:

OMG - Bert was a Studio Fifty Ho!

That was funny too.
Wonder how many folk got that reference.

This was probably my favorite episode of the season so far.

And I actually liked him again.

Imma have to start bringing the laptop down to the den with me to post while watching.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

<--- also had Candies with real wood heels

Yeah, the shorts were wrong. If they'd been another color and a little longer (hot pants versus booty shorts), they would have been perfection.

Viktor's jacket was delicious - and an excellent updating of safari.

Speaking of delicious, I loved that Joshua finally got his ass handed to him. And Laura, too.

Yes, hot pants vs booty is a perfect way to put it. He could've just gone the jean route also. If hotpants, I would've gone with the gold he had under the sheer stuff (just go for it why not), or something leaning towards brown-er. Black just seemed harsh, and for booty shorts, it seemed too silky/satin-ey (not sure what that fabrick was). I definitely think it would've been heaven with the right pair of jeans.

Oh yessss on Josh and Laura getting their asses handed to them.

I really liked Laura at the start of the competition. Only Stevie Wonder would put those prints/patterns together.

I was going to say gold for the shorts, too!

Actually...I think the fabric he used for the back of the dress would have been great for the shorts. The color was certainly right. Yes - jeans would have been a great thing to make, too. But they're extremely time-intensive - and tricky to fit, especially if you go skinny. Although...a high-waisted, side-zip flair could have been pretty awesome, too.

it should've been Laura sent home.

johnart said:

Heidi: They look like the boring girls.

Nina: They look like the boring girls, who are in a cult.

and it didn't help with Kors chipping in: "they're hippie sister wives"

From the EW.com recap:

Nina, Laura's number one hater, asks her if she'd wear this outfit herself. Of course, Laura answers in the affirmative, to which Nina makes this face, which seems to say, "Oh, really? I'm not even mad at you. You just make me tired. Go fart in a box."

^ I was in stitches when Tim went to her in the work room & told her how Nina's horns always go up the minute her stuff hit the runway

I thought the chick from Piperlime was dead until she started tearing shit appart.

johnart said:

I thought the chick from Piperlime was dead until she started tearing shit appart.

Right? What a sad-faced bitch she is.