SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

I saw that wedding special! Her husband spent a million bucks on that wedding (although I know he was prolly able to write alot of that off in some shape, form or fashion). I was mad at her for spending $50,000 on those butterflies though, because I didn't think they were cute. Though she made up for it by having The Stylistics as her wedding band kicking out all those old school jams, though

Shut UP!!! No she di'int!

What does her hubby look like? I swear that fool is like the Mr. Snuffleupagus of reality tv.

Tall, thin, fairly good looking with nice teeth, but he's going to be balding soon. He has that cocky arrogance of somebody that's rich who used to be fine, but his ass is becoming old and creaky sooner than he thinks so was time to settle down. Most of the time he was trying to get out of wedding planning dutie by just saying yes to everything she showed him (but he was so uninterested), until she started crying and then he was more hands on. Then the day of the wedding he was the one who freaked out and was trying to make sure everything was orchestrated perfectly, he couldn't stay out the kitchen. 10 minutes before they were walking down the isle he was in the kitchen tasting food and acting crazy (like he was at work!)... I think Dina was ready to whoop his ass because he almost made them late obessing over the last minute details

HotGritz said:

What was the last ep of Basketball Jumpoffs? Was it the one where they confront Draya, yet again, about her leaving her child home alone?

This week they re-hash all of that, but the focus moves to trying to find Imani a date.

When you see Jackie's wardrobe when they go out

How you gon' be 40-something and trying to dress in those Debbie Gibson/Molly Ringwald ruffle tutu skirts from the 80's?

[Edited 10/11/11 2:07am]

@RHOBH last night. Did y'all see that hot mess? I have to admit, they had been boring the hell out of me the past few weeks and I wasn't going to bother to tune in, but my curiosity got the best of me.

So let's talk about this chick Dana. Now why in the world is she forever name dropping what she wears or saying how much she paid for stuff ($25K for sunglasses...really? That's dumb in itself but for you to advertise it like it's a great thing is just disgusting). As Camille said, people who are truly WEALTHY don't broadcast to others how much they paid for things. She trying too damn hard to prove that she's really wealthy. If so, then why don't her ass use 25K to pay for a live in physical trainer to knock them pounds off of her? Just sayin'.

But now we see the ladies are going to Dana's house (which looks like a set for the Young and the Restless on the inside) for game night. The women come in one by one, late by late to this event in amazement that Dana doesn't have a full dinner ready or something. Usually them hookers not checking to eat nothing, then all of a sudden they hungry as hell and looking for some real food?

Even though I do like Camille this season, for her to say to Brandi that she was on the "outs" with Kim and Kyle last year and that you eventually "get used to them"...I'm like Bitch please. Camille was running around acting like "I'm Mrs. Kelsey Grammar and this is what you are supposed to do and act when you are the wife of a wealthy actor" with her nose turned up. Soon as he dumped your ass and treated you like you were dispensable, then you fell off your damn pedalstal, woke up and changed your attitude.

Now, was my girl Kyle acting childish? Yeah she was. Was Kim high? Naw I don't think so, Kim always acts like a dishevled hot mess anyway. In fact, I believe she was acting more "intoxicated" when she was with Adrienne and her hubby than at that card party. Did Brandi start shit or was she provovoked? Both. Brandi was looking for an opportunity to start a bitch fight and both Kyle and Kim gave her ammunition for it. This was so elementary school. How in the hell are you as a grown ass woman going to say "no I don't want her on my team, I don't want to play with her?" Then don't say it under your breath, you going to say it so that the damn girl can hear you. I can honestly agree with Brandi when she said that Kyle and Kim were purposely playing the game with each other instead of including her when all three of them were on the team together. I've been in situations like that before..though not playing in a game, but like in conversation when bitches would purposely talk about things with others in the group that they all knew about except you and made you feel isolated. I thought that was really shitty for Kyle and Kim to do...thus Brandi calling them out on it. But see she did it all the wrong way. She stooped down to their level and called them out. If she was going to do that, then she should had said it, standing up and in the face..but instead she was sitting down, wimpering "bring it bitch". What was she going to do? Hit them with her damn crutches? Well Kim had already hid those. And Kyle look like she would tear Brandi's ass up rather than the other way around. So as Camille said, Brandi be needing to shut the fuck up.

All the while, that dumbass Dana chick don't know what the fuck to do when a fight about to go down in her EMPTY mansion.

[Edited 10/11/11 5:10am]

[Edited 10/11/11 7:59am]

missfee said:

@RHOBH last night. Did y'all see that hot mess? I have to admit, they had been boring the hell out of me the past few weeks and I wasn't going to bother to tune in, but my curiosity got the best of me.

So let's talk about this chick Dana. Now why in the world is she forever name dropping what she wears or saying how much she paid for stuff ($25K for sunglasses...really? That's dumb in itself but for you to advertise it like it's a great thing is just disgusting). As Camille said, people who are truly WEALTHY don't broadcast to others how much they paid for things. She trying too damn hard to prove that she's really wealthy. If so, then why don't her ass use 25K to pay for a live in physical trainer to knock them pounds off of her? Just sayin'.

But now we see the ladies are going to Dana's house (which looks like a set for the Young and the Restless on the inside) for game night. The women come in one by one, late by late to this event in amazement that Dana doesn't have a full dinner ready or something. Usually them hookers not checking to eat nothing, then all of a sudden they more hungry as hell and looking for some real food?

Even though I do like Camille this season, for her to say to Brandi that she was on the "outs" with Kim and Kyle last year and that you eventually "get used to them"...I'm like Bitch please. Camille was running around acting like "I'm Mrs. Kelsey Grammar and this is what you are supposed to do and act when you are the wife of a wealthy actor" with her nose turned up. Soon as he dumped your ass and treated you like you were dispensable, then you fell off your damn pedalstal, woke up and changed your attitude.

Now, was my girl Kyle acting childish? Yeah she was. Was Kim high? Naw I don't think so, Kim always acts like a dishevled hot mess anyway. In fact, I believe she was acting more "intoxicated" like when she with Adrienne and her hubby than at that card party. Did Brandi start shit or was she provovoked? Both. Brandi was looking for an opportunity to start a bitch fight and both Kyle and Kim gave her ammunition for it. This was so elementary school. How in the hell are you as a grown ass woman going to say "no I don't want her on my team, I don't want to play with her?" Then don't say it under your breath, you going to say it so that the damn girl can hear you. I can honestly agree with Brandi when she said that Kyle and Kim were purposely playing the game with each other instead of including her when all three of them were on the team together. I've been in situations like that before..though not playing in a game, but like in conversation when bitches would purposely talk about things with others in the group that they all knew about except you and made you feel isolated. I thought that was really shitty for Kyle and Kim to do...thus Brandi calling them out on it. But see she did it all the wrong way. She stooped down to their level and called them out. If she was going to do that, then she should had said it, standing up and in the face..but instead she was sitting down, wimpering "bring it bitch". What was she going to do? Hit them with her damn crutches? Well Kim had already hid those. And Kyle look like she would tear Brandi's ass up rather than the other way around. So as Camille said, Brandi be needing to shut the fuck up.

All the while, that dumbass Dana chick don't know what the fuck to do when a fight about to go down in her EMPTY mansion.

[Edited 10/11/11 5:10am]

best RHoBH review ev-er

Ottensen said:

missfee said:

@RHOBH last night. Did y'all see that hot mess? I have to admit, they had been boring the hell out of me the past few weeks and I wasn't going to bother to tune in, but my curiosity got the best of me.

So let's talk about this chick Dana. Now why in the world is she forever name dropping what she wears or saying how much she paid for stuff ($25K for sunglasses...really? That's dumb in itself but for you to advertise it like it's a great thing is just disgusting). As Camille said, people who are truly WEALTHY don't broadcast to others how much they paid for things. She trying too damn hard to prove that she's really wealthy. If so, then why don't her ass use 25K to pay for a live in physical trainer to knock them pounds off of her? Just sayin'.

But now we see the ladies are going to Dana's house (which looks like a set for the Young and the Restless on the inside) for game night. The women come in one by one, late by late to this event in amazement that Dana doesn't have a full dinner ready or something. Usually them hookers not checking to eat nothing, then all of a sudden they more hungry as hell and looking for some real food?

Even though I do like Camille this season, for her to say to Brandi that she was on the "outs" with Kim and Kyle last year and that you eventually "get used to them"...I'm like Bitch please. Camille was running around acting like "I'm Mrs. Kelsey Grammar and this is what you are supposed to do and act when you are the wife of a wealthy actor" with her nose turned up. Soon as he dumped your ass and treated you like you were dispensable, then you fell off your damn pedalstal, woke up and changed your attitude.

Now, was my girl Kyle acting childish? Yeah she was. Was Kim high? Naw I don't think so, Kim always acts like a dishevled hot mess anyway. In fact, I believe she was acting more "intoxicated" like when she with Adrienne and her hubby than at that card party. Did Brandi start shit or was she provovoked? Both. Brandi was looking for an opportunity to start a bitch fight and both Kyle and Kim gave her ammunition for it. This was so elementary school. How in the hell are you as a grown ass woman going to say "no I don't want her on my team, I don't want to play with her?" Then don't say it under your breath, you going to say it so that the damn girl can hear you. I can honestly agree with Brandi when she said that Kyle and Kim were purposely playing the game with each other instead of including her when all three of them were on the team together. I've been in situations like that before..though not playing in a game, but like in conversation when bitches would purposely talk about things with others in the group that they all knew about except you and made you feel isolated. I thought that was really shitty for Kyle and Kim to do...thus Brandi calling them out on it. But see she did it all the wrong way. She stooped down to their level and called them out. If she was going to do that, then she should had said it, standing up and in the face..but instead she was sitting down, wimpering "bring it bitch". What was she going to do? Hit them with her damn crutches? Well Kim had already hid those. And Kyle look like she would tear Brandi's ass up rather than the other way around. So as Camille said, Brandi be needing to shut the fuck up.

All the while, that dumbass Dana chick don't know what the fuck to do when a fight about to go down in her EMPTY mansion.

[Edited 10/11/11 5:10am]

best RHoBH review ev-er

I'm trying my DAMNEDEST not to read it cuz I haven't watched yet

Ottensen said:

missfee said:

@RHOBH last night. Did y'all see that hot mess? I have to admit, they had been boring the hell out of me the past few weeks and I wasn't going to bother to tune in, but my curiosity got the best of me.

So let's talk about this chick Dana. Now why in the world is she forever name dropping what she wears or saying how much she paid for stuff ($25K for sunglasses...really? That's dumb in itself but for you to advertise it like it's a great thing is just disgusting). As Camille said, people who are truly WEALTHY don't broadcast to others how much they paid for things. She trying too damn hard to prove that she's really wealthy. If so, then why don't her ass use 25K to pay for a live in physical trainer to knock them pounds off of her? Just sayin'.

But now we see the ladies are going to Dana's house (which looks like a set for the Young and the Restless on the inside) for game night. The women come in one by one, late by late to this event in amazement that Dana doesn't have a full dinner ready or something. Usually them hookers not checking to eat nothing, then all of a sudden they more hungry as hell and looking for some real food?

Even though I do like Camille this season, for her to say to Brandi that she was on the "outs" with Kim and Kyle last year and that you eventually "get used to them"...I'm like Bitch please. Camille was running around acting like "I'm Mrs. Kelsey Grammar and this is what you are supposed to do and act when you are the wife of a wealthy actor" with her nose turned up. Soon as he dumped your ass and treated you like you were dispensable, then you fell off your damn pedalstal, woke up and changed your attitude.

Now, was my girl Kyle acting childish? Yeah she was. Was Kim high? Naw I don't think so, Kim always acts like a dishevled hot mess anyway. In fact, I believe she was acting more "intoxicated" like when she with Adrienne and her hubby than at that card party. Did Brandi start shit or was she provovoked? Both. Brandi was looking for an opportunity to start a bitch fight and both Kyle and Kim gave her ammunition for it. This was so elementary school. How in the hell are you as a grown ass woman going to say "no I don't want her on my team, I don't want to play with her?" Then don't say it under your breath, you going to say it so that the damn girl can hear you. I can honestly agree with Brandi when she said that Kyle and Kim were purposely playing the game with each other instead of including her when all three of them were on the team together. I've been in situations like that before..though not playing in a game, but like in conversation when bitches would purposely talk about things with others in the group that they all knew about except you and made you feel isolated. I thought that was really shitty for Kyle and Kim to do...thus Brandi calling them out on it. But see she did it all the wrong way. She stooped down to their level and called them out. If she was going to do that, then she should had said it, standing up and in the face..but instead she was sitting down, wimpering "bring it bitch". What was she going to do? Hit them with her damn crutches? Well Kim had already hid those. And Kyle look like she would tear Brandi's ass up rather than the other way around. So as Camille said, Brandi be needing to shut the fuck up.

All the while, that dumbass Dana chick don't know what the fuck to do when a fight about to go down in her EMPTY mansion.

[Edited 10/11/11 5:10am]

best RHoBH review ev-er

I didn't even realize I said all of that. I just be typing my thoughts away.

Completely unrelated, yesterday on Wendy she was talking shit about Fantasia being preggers by a married dude and losing the Mahalia Jackson role due to the scandal. Well, Fanty heard about it and is about to call in to Wendy today.

Missfee she just said the SAME thing you said about RHOBH saying it was boring until last night. Damn I need to hurry up and get ON THIS!!!

SCNDLS said:

Completely unrelated, yesterday on Wendy she was talking shit about Fantasia being preggers by a married dude and losing the Mahalia Jackson role due to the scandal. Well, Fanty heard about it and is about to call in to Wendy today.

Missfee she just said the SAME thing you said about RHOBH saying it was boring until last night. Damn I need to hurry up and get ON THIS!!!

Yes girl, watch as soon as you can cuz I know your synopsis will be hilarious as well.

missfee said:

@RHOBH last night. Did y'all see that hot mess? I have to admit, they had been boring the hell out of me the past few weeks and I wasn't going to bother to tune in, but my curiosity got the best of me.

So let's talk about this chick Dana. Now why in the world is she forever name dropping what she wears or saying how much she paid for stuff ($25K for sunglasses...really? That's dumb in itself but for you to advertise it like it's a great thing is just disgusting). As Camille said, people who are truly WEALTHY don't broadcast to others how much they paid for things. She trying too damn hard to prove that she's really wealthy. If so, then why don't her ass use 25K to pay for a live in physical trainer to knock them pounds off of her? Just sayin'.

But now we see the ladies are going to Dana's house (which looks like a set for the Young and the Restless on the inside) for game night. The women come in one by one, late by late to this event in amazement that Dana doesn't have a full dinner ready or something. Usually them hookers not checking to eat nothing, then all of a sudden they hungry as hell and looking for some real food?

Even though I do like Camille this season, for her to say to Brandi that she was on the "outs" with Kim and Kyle last year and that you eventually "get used to them"...I'm like Bitch please. Camille was running around acting like "I'm Mrs. Kelsey Grammar and this is what you are supposed to do and act when you are the wife of a wealthy actor" with her nose turned up. Soon as he dumped your ass and treated you like you were dispensable, then you fell off your damn pedalstal, woke up and changed your attitude.

Now, was my girl Kyle acting childish? Yeah she was. Was Kim high? Naw I don't think so, Kim always acts like a dishevled hot mess anyway. In fact, I believe she was acting more "intoxicated" when she was with Adrienne and her hubby than at that card party. Did Brandi start shit or was she provovoked? Both. Brandi was looking for an opportunity to start a bitch fight and both Kyle and Kim gave her ammunition for it. This was so elementary school. How in the hell are you as a grown ass woman going to say "no I don't want her on my team, I don't want to play with her?" Then don't say it under your breath, you going to say it so that the damn girl can hear you. I can honestly agree with Brandi when she said that Kyle and Kim were purposely playing the game with each other instead of including her when all three of them were on the team together. I've been in situations like that before..though not playing in a game, but like in conversation when bitches would purposely talk about things with others in the group that they all knew about except you and made you feel isolated. I thought that was really shitty for Kyle and Kim to do...thus Brandi calling them out on it. But see she did it all the wrong way. She stooped down to their level and called them out. If she was going to do that, then she should had said it, standing up and in the face..but instead she was sitting down, wimpering "bring it bitch". What was she going to do? Hit them with her damn crutches? Well Kim had already hid those. And Kyle look like she would tear Brandi's ass up rather than the other way around. So as Camille said, Brandi be needing to shut the fuck up.

All the while, that dumbass Dana chick don't know what the fuck to do when a fight about to go down in her EMPTY mansion.

[Edited 10/11/11 5:10am]

[Edited 10/11/11 7:59am]

Aw dayum! I don't even wanna watch the episode now. THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!! go head missfee!

HotGritz said:

missfee said:

@RHOBH last night. Did y'all see that hot mess? I have to admit, they had been boring the hell out of me the past few weeks and I wasn't going to bother to tune in, but my curiosity got the best of me.

So let's talk about this chick Dana. Now why in the world is she forever name dropping what she wears or saying how much she paid for stuff ($25K for sunglasses...really? That's dumb in itself but for you to advertise it like it's a great thing is just disgusting). As Camille said, people who are truly WEALTHY don't broadcast to others how much they paid for things. She trying too damn hard to prove that she's really wealthy. If so, then why don't her ass use 25K to pay for a live in physical trainer to knock them pounds off of her? Just sayin'.

But now we see the ladies are going to Dana's house (which looks like a set for the Young and the Restless on the inside) for game night. The women come in one by one, late by late to this event in amazement that Dana doesn't have a full dinner ready or something. Usually them hookers not checking to eat nothing, then all of a sudden they hungry as hell and looking for some real food?

Even though I do like Camille this season, for her to say to Brandi that she was on the "outs" with Kim and Kyle last year and that you eventually "get used to them"...I'm like Bitch please. Camille was running around acting like "I'm Mrs. Kelsey Grammar and this is what you are supposed to do and act when you are the wife of a wealthy actor" with her nose turned up. Soon as he dumped your ass and treated you like you were dispensable, then you fell off your damn pedalstal, woke up and changed your attitude.

Now, was my girl Kyle acting childish? Yeah she was. Was Kim high? Naw I don't think so, Kim always acts like a dishevled hot mess anyway. In fact, I believe she was acting more "intoxicated" when she was with Adrienne and her hubby than at that card party. Did Brandi start shit or was she provovoked? Both. Brandi was looking for an opportunity to start a bitch fight and both Kyle and Kim gave her ammunition for it. This was so elementary school. How in the hell are you as a grown ass woman going to say "no I don't want her on my team, I don't want to play with her?" Then don't say it under your breath, you going to say it so that the damn girl can hear you. I can honestly agree with Brandi when she said that Kyle and Kim were purposely playing the game with each other instead of including her when all three of them were on the team together. I've been in situations like that before..though not playing in a game, but like in conversation when bitches would purposely talk about things with others in the group that they all knew about except you and made you feel isolated. I thought that was really shitty for Kyle and Kim to do...thus Brandi calling them out on it. But see she did it all the wrong way. She stooped down to their level and called them out. If she was going to do that, then she should had said it, standing up and in the face..but instead she was sitting down, wimpering "bring it bitch". What was she going to do? Hit them with her damn crutches? Well Kim had already hid those. And Kyle look like she would tear Brandi's ass up rather than the other way around. So as Camille said, Brandi be needing to shut the fuck up.

All the while, that dumbass Dana chick don't know what the fuck to do when a fight about to go down in her EMPTY mansion.

[Edited 10/11/11 5:10am]

[Edited 10/11/11 7:59am]

Aw dayum! I don't even wanna watch the episode now. THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!! go head missfee!

If only I could get paid for doing this.

I'm watching the Kardashian wedding show now and I'm all cuz although Kris Hump gets on my nerves dude ain't backing down with these bitches at all. Although I like Khloe, Hump's on point when he said who the hell is she to be questioning anybody's marriage considering how quick she jumped on Lamar's nuts. KHump goes IN on her ass, deservedly so.

missfee said:

@RHOBH last night. Did y'all see that hot mess? I have to admit, they had been boring the hell out of me the past few weeks and I wasn't going to bother to tune in, but my curiosity got the best of me.

So let's talk about this chick Dana. Now why in the world is she forever name dropping what she wears or saying how much she paid for stuff ($25K for sunglasses...really? That's dumb in itself but for you to advertise it like it's a great thing is just disgusting). As Camille said, people who are truly WEALTHY don't broadcast to others how much they paid for things. She trying too damn hard to prove that she's really wealthy. If so, then why don't her ass use 25K to pay for a live in physical trainer to knock them pounds off of her? Just sayin'.

But now we see the ladies are going to Dana's house (which looks like a set for the Young and the Restless on the inside) for game night. The women come in one by one, late by late to this event in amazement that Dana doesn't have a full dinner ready or something. Usually them hookers not checking to eat nothing, then all of a sudden they hungry as hell and looking for some real food?

Even though I do like Camille this season, for her to say to Brandi that she was on the "outs" with Kim and Kyle last year and that you eventually "get used to them"...I'm like Bitch please. Camille was running around acting like "I'm Mrs. Kelsey Grammar and this is what you are supposed to do and act when you are the wife of a wealthy actor" with her nose turned up. Soon as he dumped your ass and treated you like you were dispensable, then you fell off your damn pedalstal, woke up and changed your attitude.

Now, was my girl Kyle acting childish? Yeah she was. Was Kim high? Naw I don't think so, Kim always acts like a dishevled hot mess anyway. In fact, I believe she was acting more "intoxicated" when she was with Adrienne and her hubby than at that card party. Did Brandi start shit or was she provovoked? Both. Brandi was looking for an opportunity to start a bitch fight and both Kyle and Kim gave her ammunition for it. This was so elementary school. How in the hell are you as a grown ass woman going to say "no I don't want her on my team, I don't want to play with her?" Then don't say it under your breath, you going to say it so that the damn girl can hear you. I can honestly agree with Brandi when she said that Kyle and Kim were purposely playing the game with each other instead of including her when all three of them were on the team together. I've been in situations like that before..though not playing in a game, but like in conversation when bitches would purposely talk about things with others in the group that they all knew about except you and made you feel isolated. I thought that was really shitty for Kyle and Kim to do...thus Brandi calling them out on it. But see she did it all the wrong way. She stooped down to their level and called them out. If she was going to do that, then she should had said it, standing up and in the face..but instead she was sitting down, wimpering "bring it bitch". What was she going to do? Hit them with her damn crutches? Well Kim had already hid those. And Kyle look like she would tear Brandi's ass up rather than the other way around. So as Camille said, Brandi be needing to shut the fuck up.

All the while, that dumbass Dana chick don't know what the fuck to do when a fight about to go down in her EMPTY mansion.

[Edited 10/11/11 5:10am]

[Edited 10/11/11 7:59am]

Girl, when Dana Fatcakes was hollerin' Valentino and Fendi I was thinking, "I don't think they gon' be happy bout that endorsement cuz you LOOK like you rocking something from Forever 21 that's 4 sizes too small."

Who wears short-shorts and 5 inch heels for a game night at their OWN house???? Yeah, you trying too hard and every time you drop a designer name, the women look at you askew

Hell, I LOVES me some designer stuff, but I don't bring up that shit UNLESS I'm asked or it's part of the convo as in someone asks me where I got some shoes or something. That mess with them $25k sunglasses was fucking ridic. There's no circumstance where it's acceptable for her to divulge that info.

Is Fatcakes a housewife now? She's fucking annoying with that gravelpit, Camel-smoking voice of hers. And Brandi's right she's crawling all the way up them tricks' bootyholes. And I guarantee you, there's a reason that house is empty and I bet we'll hear about her broke ass losing that house if she "owns" it or being evicted if she's renting. These fucking posers are a sad, sad sight. And for what? To be on a tv show???

SCNDLS said:

I'm watching the Kardashian wedding show now and I'm all cuz although Kris Hump gets on my nerves dude ain't backing down with these bitches at all. Although I like Khloe, Hump's on point when he said who the hell is she to be questioning anybody's marriage considering how quick she jumped on Lamar's nuts. KHump goes IN on her ass, deservedly so.

You know, at first I was all team KHump with regard to that exchange with Khloe but then I thought....hold up....Lamar's got in upwards of $50 mill and what does KHump have? The rule of Kardashian thumb is that you marry up not down. Khloe hit the jackpot with Lamar but Kim has just put her assets at risk as well as the businesses she shares with her sisters. Khloe wasn't kidding when she said KHump has "come up" since his relationship with Kim became public. While she is trifling for questioning Kris' love for her sister, she is truly keepin' it 100 in a bidness sense.

Is it just me or does Kris Humpries look like Frankestein's monster? That fohead is awfully low, those eyes are very deep set, the nose is squished, the neck is mad thick, and his head appears to be an organic representation of cubism. And HTF he end up a full 2 feet taller than his daddy?

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

I'm watching the Kardashian wedding show now and I'm all cuz although Kris Hump gets on my nerves dude ain't backing down with these bitches at all. Although I like Khloe, Hump's on point when he said who the hell is she to be questioning anybody's marriage considering how quick she jumped on Lamar's nuts. KHump goes IN on her ass, deservedly so.

You know, at first I was all team KHump with regard to that exchange with Khloe but then I thought....hold up....Lamar's got in upwards of $50 mill and what does KHump have? The rule of Kardashian thumb is that you marry up not down. Khloe hit the jackpot with Lamar but Kim has just put her assets at risk as well as the businesses she shares with her sisters. Khloe wasn't kidding when she said KHump has "come up" since his relationship with Kim became public. While she is trifling for questioning Kris' love for her sister, she is truly keepin' it 100 in a bidness sense.

Is it just me or does Kris Humpries look like Frankestein's monster? That fohead is awfully low, those eyes are very deep set, the nose is squished, the neck is mad thick, and his head appears to be an organic representation of cubism. And HTF he end up a full 2 feet taller than his daddy?

Agreed he DOES look like Frankenstein's baby bruh and Khloe called him out on that too.

From a bizness standpoint, I completely understand Khloe's concern BUT it ain't her money and Kim is grown and gon do what she gon do. They got a prenup and knew each other a LOT longer than the 30 days her and Lamar did before they jumped the broom. Her marriage is just as suspect if not even more since we KNOW how Kris Jenner gets down and pimps them kids for a quarter. IMO she shoulda taken those concerns to Kim not him. And once she expresses her issues to Kim if Kim decides to marry dude anyway, it's time to zip your lip and throw the rice and let the chips fall.

They are a pushy fucking bunch and I like that Hump ain't just rolling over and taking it. But that shit ain't gon last 2 years. But Kim will get that mixed baby she's been after and all will be right in the world

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

You know, at first I was all team KHump with regard to that exchange with Khloe but then I thought....hold up....Lamar's got in upwards of $50 mill and what does KHump have? The rule of Kardashian thumb is that you marry up not down. Khloe hit the jackpot with Lamar but Kim has just put her assets at risk as well as the businesses she shares with her sisters. Khloe wasn't kidding when she said KHump has "come up" since his relationship with Kim became public. While she is trifling for questioning Kris' love for her sister, she is truly keepin' it 100 in a bidness sense.

Is it just me or does Kris Humpries look like Frankestein's monster? That fohead is awfully low, those eyes are very deep set, the nose is squished, the neck is mad thick, and his head appears to be an organic representation of cubism. And HTF he end up a full 2 feet taller than his daddy?

Agreed he DOES look like Frankenstein's baby bruh and Khloe called him out on that too.

From a bizness standpoint, I completely understand Khloe's concern BUT it ain't her money and Kim is grown and gon do what she gon do. They got a prenup and knew each other a LOT longer than the 30 days her and Lamar did before they jumped the broom. Her marriage is just as suspect if not even more since we KNOW how Kris Jenner gets down and pimps them kids for a quarter. IMO she shoulda taken those concerns to Kim not him. And once she expresses her issues to Kim if Kim decides to marry dude anyway, it's time to zip your lip and throw the rice and let the chips fall.

They are a pushy fucking bunch and I like that Hump ain't just rolling over and taking it. But that shit ain't gon last 2 years. But Kim will get that mixed baby she's been after and all will be right in the world

x 10,000! She's going to give Kendra a run for her money!

We shouldn't analyze that Kardashian mess too much because its as scripted as hell!

I about laughed when Kris told Kyley that she couldn't do a family vacation in Hawaii because it was too expensive! BITCH! You just took the whole family to Bora Bora!

I also found it strange when Kim is at home going through her father's old shirts and she has a meltdown then goes into the bathroom to cry. Um....why Kris never took his thick neck ass in there to check on her? I'm not sure I saw any tears and if I did, they were pure glycerin!

HotGritz said:

We shouldn't analyze that Kardashian mess too much because its as scripted as hell!

I about laughed when Kris told Kyley that she couldn't do a family vacation in Hawaii because it was too expensive! BITCH! You just took the whole family to Bora Bora!

I also found it strange when Kim is at home going through her father's old shirts and she has a meltdown then goes into the bathroom to cry. Um....why Kris never took his thick neck ass in there to check on her? I'm not sure I saw any tears and if I did, they were pure glycerin!

Ya know, I know a LOT of it scripted but I think it still shows their real personalities. I'm on part 2 now and I keep thinking, "Kim, is the MOST immature, unrealistic 30 year old I've ever seen." She has no real concept of what a relationship, much less a marriage, is about. This skewed "reality" she's been living in makes her think that everything is just a photo op and that everyone is there as her props. It's like she's an adult-sized child playing dress up all the time. Shit is wacky! And Kris is not used to that so he's like the bull in the china shop. How you getting married but haven't established where you living??? Girl, they a MESS!

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

We shouldn't analyze that Kardashian mess too much because its as scripted as hell!

I about laughed when Kris told Kyley that she couldn't do a family vacation in Hawaii because it was too expensive! BITCH! You just took the whole family to Bora Bora!

I also found it strange when Kim is at home going through her father's old shirts and she has a meltdown then goes into the bathroom to cry. Um....why Kris never took his thick neck ass in there to check on her? I'm not sure I saw any tears and if I did, they were pure glycerin!

Ya know, I know a LOT of it scripted but I think it still shows their real personalities. I'm on part 2 now and I keep thinking, "Kim, is the MOST immature, unrealistic 30 year old I've ever seen." She has no real concept of what a relationship, much less a marriage, is about. This skewed "reality" she's been living in makes her think that everything is just a photo op and that everyone is there as her props. It's like she's an adult-sized child playing dress up all the time. Shit is wacky! And Kris is not used to that so he's like the bull in the china shop. How you getting married but haven't established where you living??? Girl, they a MESS!

That's why I think the marriage won't last. I don't know if its part 1 or 2 but look for Lamar telling Kris (about the paparazzi) "I don't know if you want it but its there for you if you do!"

Talk about catching somebody having a "real" moment. Now maybe I misinterpreted his comment and his tone and even the context but IMO Lamar is basically telling Kris to ride that Kardashian fame for all its worth.

And I said we shouldn't analyze!

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HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

Ya know, I know a LOT of it scripted but I think it still shows their real personalities. I'm on part 2 now and I keep thinking, "Kim, is the MOST immature, unrealistic 30 year old I've ever seen." She has no real concept of what a relationship, much less a marriage, is about. This skewed "reality" she's been living in makes her think that everything is just a photo op and that everyone is there as her props. It's like she's an adult-sized child playing dress up all the time. Shit is wacky! And Kris is not used to that so he's like the bull in the china shop. How you getting married but haven't established where you living??? Girl, they a MESS!

That's why I think the marriage won't last. I don't know if its part 1 or 2 but look for Lamar telling Kris (about the paparazzi) "I don't know if you want it but its there for you if you do!"

Talk about catching somebody having a "real" moment. Now maybe I misinterpreted his comment and his tone and even the context but IMO Lamar is basically telling Kris to ride that Kardashian fame for all its worth.

And I said we shouldn't analyze!

[Edited 10/11/11 16:33pm]

Okay, I JUST saw that part with Lamar and you're abso right! That's exactly what that nucca was saying. Basically, cash in while the cashing is good.

It was a LOT of "real" moments like when Hump told KrisJ that he didn't have a contract. She was all "rhuuh rhuhhh, you ain't got no JOB???" and the whole convo about Kim changing her last name. Kris hopped up quick to remind her that she's "incorporated" WTF??? Shit like that would get her cussed the hell out.

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SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

That's why I think the marriage won't last. I don't know if its part 1 or 2 but look for Lamar telling Kris (about the paparazzi) "I don't know if you want it but its there for you if you do!"

Talk about catching somebody having a "real" moment. Now maybe I misinterpreted his comment and his tone and even the context but IMO Lamar is basically telling Kris to ride that Kardashian fame for all its worth.

And I said we shouldn't analyze!

[Edited 10/11/11 16:33pm]

Okay, I JUST saw that part with Lamar and you're abso right! That's exactly what that nucca was saying. Basically, cash in while the cashing is good.

It was a LOT of "real" moments like when Hump told KrisJ that he didn't have a contract. She was all "rhuuh rhuhhh" and the whole convo about Kim changing her last name. Kris hopped up quick to remind her that she's "incorporated" WTF??? Shit like that would get her cussed the hell out.

FO REAL!!!! And you know it would have been a different story had Kim gotten Reggie Bush down the aisle.

I think KrisJ isn't feeling KHump because he's not as wealthy and established as Lamar. She was all too happy that Khloe and Lamar were tying the knot and didn't ask no kinda questions except "how fast can we get this done?" With KHump there's all these little side comments and facial expressions that let you know she feels her daughter could do better.

How the hell KrisJ aint gonna get arrange a ride to the wedding for the grooms family?

How the hell Kim gonna ask KHump to cash in his miles to fly his own preacher out to the wedding? (did i hear that right?)

Oh and....

Why in an ealier episode KrisJ brought up the fact that at the time KHump's parents wed, it wasn't really legal for blacks and whites to marry? You remember that shit?

This man is putting up with all kinds of foolery from that family so I do hope he's being a smart cookie and saving up those chips!

God, these bitches are truly DUMB. Why are we talking about your last name??? Are there not millions of celebs who legally change their names to their spouse's but use their maiden name professionally??? Demi Moore and of Tom Cruise's wives, etc. Really, what's the issue here? Oh that's right, we gotta make up shit to build drama around.

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

Okay, I JUST saw that part with Lamar and you're abso right! That's exactly what that nucca was saying. Basically, cash in while the cashing is good.

It was a LOT of "real" moments like when Hump told KrisJ that he didn't have a contract. She was all "rhuuh rhuhhh" and the whole convo about Kim changing her last name. Kris hopped up quick to remind her that she's "incorporated" WTF??? Shit like that would get her cussed the hell out.

FO REAL!!!! And you know it would have been a different story had Kim gotten Reggie Bush down the aisle.

I think KrisJ isn't feeling KHump because he's not as wealthy and established as Lamar. She was all too happy that Khloe and Lamar were tying the knot and didn't ask no kinda questions except "how fast can we get this done?" With KHump there's all these little side comments and facial expressions that let you know she feels her daughter could do better.

How the hell KrisJ aint gonna get arrange a ride to the wedding for the grooms family?

How the hell Kim gonna ask KHump to cash in his miles to fly his own preacher out to the wedding? (did i hear that right?)

Oh and....

Why in an ealier episode KrisJ brought up the fact that at the time KHump's parents wed, it wasn't really legal for blacks and whites to marry? You remember that shit?

This man is putting up with all kinds of foolery from that family so I do hope he's being a smart cookie and saving up those chips!

Preach! Kris is mad cuz she didn't maximize her money earning potential

And why are you quibbling over a plane ticket for the officiant when you got $10 mil of free shit for the damn wedding??? They are fucking classless.

SCNDLS said:

I'm watching the Kardashian wedding show now and I'm all cuz although Kris Hump gets on my nerves dude ain't backing down with these bitches at all. Although I like Khloe, Hump's on point when he said who the hell is she to be questioning anybody's marriage considering how quick she jumped on Lamar's nuts. KHump goes IN on her ass, deservedly so.

Face it, Kris Kardashian has basically raised all her daughters to be ball busting emascualtors with the women wearing the pants in that family, and K-Hump is like "F that". I saw the episode leading to the proposal and dude is just sensible, lo-key, with plans for his life. He's already called Kim outfor being spoiled and rude to service staff in Bora Bora, he's called her out for being frivilous with money (regardless of how much she makes), and they disagreed about where they should live. Just from those scenes alone I was thinkin', nah...these two ain't in no way, no how evenly yoked up. Now with that ball crushin' coven of witches all up in his face, I honestly don't think they will last unless they start poppin' out kids. Without a baby to tie them all together, I give it 3 years.

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

FO REAL!!!! And you know it would have been a different story had Kim gotten Reggie Bush down the aisle.

I think KrisJ isn't feeling KHump because he's not as wealthy and established as Lamar. She was all too happy that Khloe and Lamar were tying the knot and didn't ask no kinda questions except "how fast can we get this done?" With KHump there's all these little side comments and facial expressions that let you know she feels her daughter could do better.

How the hell KrisJ aint gonna get arrange a ride to the wedding for the grooms family?

How the hell Kim gonna ask KHump to cash in his miles to fly his own preacher out to the wedding? (did i hear that right?)

Oh and....

Why in an ealier episode KrisJ brought up the fact that at the time KHump's parents wed, it wasn't really legal for blacks and whites to marry? You remember that shit?

This man is putting up with all kinds of foolery from that family so I do hope he's being a smart cookie and saving up those chips!

Preach! Kris is mad cuz she didn't maximize her money earning potential

And why are you quibbling over a plane ticket for the officiant when you got $10 mil of free shit for the damn wedding??? They are fucking classless.

After that I don't know if there woulda been a ceremony. Triflin'!

Back in New Jersey

Weeks after Joe Giudice was photographed having an intimate dinner with a mystery woman, Reality Tea can now reveal the identity of the woman!

While Teresa Giudice was busy stirring up drama attending the Posche Fashion Show on September 27, Joe, star of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, was photographed having dinner at a local TGI Fridays with a mystery brunette. RadarOnline was the first to publish the photo.

Well our RHONJ insider is now confirming to us that the mystery lady is Davana Medina, a divorced 37-year-old professional female body builder. And while Teresa came out stating the lady photographed with Joe was simply a family friend, the insider tells Reality Tea that is not the case.

Davana Medina

See Davana used to date Joe’s brother Pete Giudice way way back in the day. “She used to “hook up” with Pete Giudice when they were younger. They have known each other a long time,” says the source. “But she sure is not a “family” friend as Teresa stated. [Teresa] had no idea he was going out with her that night. It is rumored that they have been seeing each other for years.”

The same insider revealed last week that Teresa was “a mess” and very “upset” over the Joe cheating allegations, adding that she “has accused him of infidelity many times over the years.”

A different source tells Life & Style magazine: “Joe actually used to date Davana’s sister before he married Teresa,” reveals a former friend of Davana’s. “But Joe was very close to Davana, as well. He’s been at her house many times, late at night.” Yikes.

As for Teresa, she stated in a recent interview that she would leave Joe if he cheated on her. More photos of Davana below.

In other RHONJ news, Teresa is firing back at costar Caroline Manzo following Sunday night’s dramatic season 3 finale! In a blog posted on her website, Teresa claims the comments she made about Caroline in her Fabulicious book ware simply jokes (Isn’t it funny how she never does anything wrong?) and also goes on to accuse Caroline of being jealous of her cookbook success. Below are excerpts from Tre’s blog -

“I remember when I was writing my very first book proposal, Caroline was also trying to sell her own cookbook (and 5 other Housewives were too!). Caroline told me I was doing it wrong, that I wasn’t smart enough, that I didn’t have the right agent, the right co-writer, the right anything. I took her criticism like I always do, with a smile, and did what I wanted to anyway. And my book got picked up. Caroline’s didn’t. Not one publisher wanted it. I don’t know why. I wish everyone success in all they do, but I can’t help it hers didn’t get published. “

“What I wrote about the Manzos in Fabulicious! was the same thing: a joke. And not even a mean joke, a repeated joke that was made up for a fake feud on the “Rachel Ray” show…. To be honest, I don’t think Caroline is really upset. I think she’s trying to make up a reason to be mad at me and she doesn’t have anything else because I’ve never done anything to her or her family…”

Below is the excerpt from Teresa’s book that set Caroline off. Not quite seeing the humor in it…

“Unlike some of the other “Housewives,” I do not condone young girls stripping to bring in business to a car wash, old ladies in hot pants climbing up on a pole to bring their sexy back, or videotaping yourself in any state of undress at any time.”

^^^

The more I read about Teresa releasing all these statements in the media, it's becoming more and more clear to me that she's a media whore and has to have the attention. Who in the world would want to "make up a reason" to be mad at someone? That's the dumbest shit I've heard in my life. Teresa needs a chill pill because nobody's checking for her stupid ass cookbook. I wouldn't be surprised if she stole the recipes from somebody else.

My thing with Teresa is, she deliberately created this whole drama, then she has the audacity to be making herself out to be this victim whom everyone is "misunderstanding" But when the shoe is on the other foot, she's beyond trying to even understand or forgive or anything. So really, wtf does she expect?

[Edited 10/12/11 5:10am]

missfee said:

^^^

The more I read about Teresa releasing all these statements in the media, it's becoming more and more clear to me that she's a media whore and has to have the attention. Who in the world would want to "make up a reason" to be mad at someone? That's the dumbest shit I've heard in my life. Teresa needs a chill pill because nobody's checking for her stupid ass cookbook. I wouldn't be surprised if she stole the recipes from somebody else.

My thing with Teresa is, she deliberately created this whole drama, then she has the audacity to be making herself out to be this victim whom everyone is "misunderstanding" But when the shoe is on the other foot, she's beyond trying to even understand or forgive or anything. So really, wtf does she expect?

[Edited 10/12/11 5:10am]

You heard her when she was asking her agent "why didn't my book make the bestseller list?", like it was the lady's fault.

By the way, she's already announced her 3rd cookbook (now she's going to do a fitness book ) but did you hear her when they were in the Dominican Republic and she said she was going to do a fusion cookbok of Italian/Italian food. Lord h'ammercy anybody that thick in the head I have a hard time believing the rest of the girls would be that jealous of. Neither of her nor her Italian cookbook ingrediences

Ottensen said:

missfee said:

^^^

The more I read about Teresa releasing all these statements in the media, it's becoming more and more clear to me that she's a media whore and has to have the attention. Who in the world would want to "make up a reason" to be mad at someone? That's the dumbest shit I've heard in my life. Teresa needs a chill pill because nobody's checking for her stupid ass cookbook. I wouldn't be surprised if she stole the recipes from somebody else.

My thing with Teresa is, she deliberately created this whole drama, then she has the audacity to be making herself out to be this victim whom everyone is "misunderstanding" But when the shoe is on the other foot, she's beyond trying to even understand or forgive or anything. So really, wtf does she expect?

[Edited 10/12/11 5:10am]

You heard her when she was asking her agent "why didn't my book make the bestseller list?", like it was the lady's fault.

By the way, she's already announced her 3rd cookbook (now she's going to do a fitness book ) but did you hear her when they were in the Dominican Republic and she said she was going to do a fusion cookbok of Italian/Italian food. Lord h'ammercy anybody that thick in the head I have a hard time believing the rest of the girls would be that jealous of. Neither of her nor her Italian cookbook ingrediences

Just from the way she speaks I KNOW she ain't write NONE of them cookbooks or her own blogs. From jump I've noticed that her blogs are too well-written to come from this English murderizing heffa.

Plus, Melissa was right when she said that we don't ever see her cooking. But Caroline, Jac, Kathy, even Mel flighty ass are CONSTANTLY filmed cooking in the kitchen. And remember that scene I think last season when she admitted she didn't know how to make pizza but in her book said she always makes it fresh or something.

missfee said:

^^^

The more I read about Teresa releasing all these statements in the media, it's becoming more and more clear to me that she's a media whore and has to have the attention. Who in the world would want to "make up a reason" to be mad at someone? That's the dumbest shit I've heard in my life. Teresa needs a chill pill because nobody's checking for her stupid ass cookbook. I wouldn't be surprised if she stole the recipes from somebody else.

My thing with Teresa is, she deliberately created this whole drama, then she has the audacity to be making herself out to be this victim whom everyone is "misunderstanding" But when the shoe is on the other foot, she's beyond trying to even understand or forgive or anything. So really, wtf does she expect?

[Edited 10/12/11 5:10am]

That damn swimsuit fashion show sealed it for me. She's like a child. And watching her with her own girls makes me shudder at the thought that she's unleashing 4 lil tre's on the world.

As for the marriage, I'm not the least bit surprised. Joe strikes me as a textbook Italian cheater and he don't give enough of a fuck to be discreet cuz it's expected. She ain't going nowhere, especially since that bankruptcy was rejected due to fraud so they on the hook for EVERY

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Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

I'm watching the Kardashian wedding show now and I'm all cuz although Kris Hump gets on my nerves dude ain't backing down with these bitches at all. Although I like Khloe, Hump's on point when he said who the hell is she to be questioning anybody's marriage considering how quick she jumped on Lamar's nuts. KHump goes IN on her ass, deservedly so.

Face it, Kris Kardashian has basically raised all her daughters to be ball busting emascualtors with the women wearing the pants in that family, and K-Hump is like "F that". I saw the episode leading to the proposal and dude is just sensible, lo-key, with plans for his life. He's already called Kim outfor being spoiled and rude to service staff in Bora Bora, he's called her out for being frivilous with money (regardless of how much she makes), and they disagreed about where they should live. Just from those scenes alone I was thinkin', nah...these two ain't in no way, no how evenly yoked up. Now with that ball crushin' coven of witches all up in his face, I honestly don't think they will last unless they start poppin' out kids. Without a baby to tie them all together, I give it 3 years.

I'ma give it 2 years. All these arguments over basic values is gonna get old. Did you hear Scott say he had to have his balls surgically removed? I was talking to one of my menssses about the fact that although I have a strong personality I don't like no punk ass nucca and I need a man to be a man and be THE man. I simply cannot respect any man who's gonna let me run all over him.

And they already showing commercial for Kim and Kourt take NY How is THAT gonna work??? What if dude gets traded to Seattle? Chile I pray he gets delivered from that family