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Reply #60 posted 10/09/11 1:15am

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IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

I'm slim built, short in stature and well-endowed, and I was also curious and nasty enough to try to do it in the first place. Lol.

mushy

nod nod nod those little flexible guy are energizer bunnies too. They can possition themselves in all sorts of angles to your body. I just adore them. boxed

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Reply #61 posted 10/09/11 1:18am

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Deadflow3r said:

HohnerCatcher said:

mushy

nod nod nod those little flexible guy are energizer bunnies too. They can possition themselves in all sorts of angles to your body. I just adore them. boxed

Wish eye was slim and flexible......and had a big dinggaling....sad

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Reply #62 posted 10/09/11 1:42am

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Deadflow3r said:

nod nod nod those little flexible guy are energizer bunnies too. They can possition themselves in all sorts of angles to your body. I just adore them. boxed

Wish eye was slim and flexible......and had a big dinggaling....sad

lol you are too funny!

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Reply #63 posted 10/09/11 1:35pm

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davetherave6767 said:

Deadflow3r said:

nod nod nod those little flexible guy are energizer bunnies too. They can possition themselves in all sorts of angles to your body. I just adore them. boxed

Wish eye was slim and flexible......and had a big dinggaling....sad

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Reply #64 posted 10/09/11 1:45pm

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Deadflow3r said:



davetherave6767 said:




Deadflow3r said:




nod nod nod those little flexible guy are energizer bunnies too. They can possition themselves in all sorts of angles to your body. I just adore them. boxed



Wish eye was slim and flexible.....and had a big dinggaling....sad





lol you are too funny!



Having a big dingaling brings its own problems, IME.

It's difficult to find condoms that fit.

Condom breakage

VPL (visible penis line) through most trousers (I'm a show'er). Cool in some circumstances, but definitely not cool when meeting your kid's headmistress and she notices it.

Having to hoist it up before sitting down and/or having to readjust it if it ends up in an awkward position. Again, not a cool thing to do in polite company.

Some sexual positions are off-limits, and I need to be careful not to go too deep or too crazy. This can be quite inhibiting and distracting. Whacking the cervix head on hurts most women and it's not much fun for me either. Even hitting it gently can cause overstimulation which can make me lose my boner.

Size mismatch with some women. I had one woman refuse to have intercourse when she saw it and another one finished with me because it hurt her. I bet most guys with average sized schlongs haven't been turned down as a result.

Quickies are problematic. It takes a while to work it in, or both I and my partner end up with little tears, which are f*cking painful.

If we have sex too regularly, we both end up sore.

Some women just want to try it out for a ride, and this can cause performance anxiety.

It can make you into a complacent, unadventurous and arrogant lover if you're not careful.


Overall, the pluses outweigh the minuses, but it's not without its problems.
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Reply #65 posted 10/09/11 3:12pm

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tinaz said:

davetherave6767 said:

Wish eye was slim and flexible......and had a big dinggaling....sad

biggrin

[Edited 10/9/11 6:35am]

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Reply #66 posted 10/09/11 5:11pm

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IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

Deadflow3r said:

lol you are too funny!

Having a big dingaling brings its own problems, IME. It's difficult to find condoms that fit. Condom breakage VPL (visible penis line) through most trousers (I'm a show'er). Cool in some circumstances, but definitely not cool when meeting your kid's headmistress and she notices it. Having to hoist it up before sitting down and/or having to readjust it if it ends up in an awkward position. Again, not a cool thing to do in polite company. Some sexual positions are off-limits, and I need to be careful not to go too deep or too crazy. This can be quite inhibiting and distracting. Whacking the cervix head on hurts most women and it's not much fun for me either. Even hitting it gently can cause overstimulation which can make me lose my boner. Size mismatch with some women. I had one woman refuse to have intercourse when she saw it and another one finished with me because it hurt her. I bet most guys with average sized schlongs haven't been turned down as a result. Quickies are problematic. It takes a while to work it in, or both I and my partner end up with little tears, which are f*cking painful. If we have sex too regularly, we both end up sore. Some women just want to try it out for a ride, and this can cause performance anxiety. It can make you into a complacent, unadventurous and arrogant lover if you're not careful. Overall, the pluses outweigh the minuses, but it's not without its problems.

Believe it or not it is the little flexible body and the energy level that I enjoyed the most. (I was with grow'ers). Most woman gravitate to tall men with some meat on him, and there is much to be said for the smaller guy.

There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin.
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Reply #67 posted 10/09/11 7:38pm

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this thread is giving me a boner. I wish I could eat it.

[Edited 10/9/11 18:45pm]

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Reply #68 posted 10/09/11 7:45pm

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Someone once sent me a Gif of a woman flicking her tongue over her own clit. She could have been a performer with the Cirque de Sole with that flexability. (she was also getting anal sex at the same time as I recall).

As erotic as this was suppose to be all I could think of was how much money her parents might have paid for gymanstics and dance for how ever long so that their little girl could grow up and do this!?! She seemed very petite and with a pretty face.

I don't really want her talent. I guess there are some talents I can live without. I'd rather learn how to cook Thai food or at least 1000 other things besides this neck breaking talent.

There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin.
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Reply #69 posted 10/09/11 9:37pm

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Deadflow3r said:



IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:


Deadflow3r said:




lol you are too funny!



Having a big dingaling brings its own problems, IME. It's difficult to find condoms that fit. Condom breakage VPL (visible penis line) through most trousers (I'm a show'er). Cool in some circumstances, but definitely not cool when meeting your kid's headmistress and she notices it. Having to hoist it up before sitting down and/or having to readjust it if it ends up in an awkward position. Again, not a cool thing to do in polite company. Some sexual positions are off-limits, and I need to be careful not to go too deep or too crazy. This can be quite inhibiting and distracting. Whacking the cervix head on hurts most women and it's not much fun for me either. Even hitting it gently can cause overstimulation which can make me lose my boner. Size mismatch with some women. I had one woman refuse to have intercourse when she saw it and another one finished with me because it hurt her. I bet most guys with average sized schlongs haven't been turned down as a result. Quickies are problematic. It takes a while to work it in, or both I and my partner end up with little tears, which are f*cking painful. If we have sex too regularly, we both end up sore. Some women just want to try it out for a ride, and this can cause performance anxiety. It can make you into a complacent, unadventurous and arrogant lover if you're not careful. Overall, the pluses outweigh the minuses, but it's not without its problems.



Believe it or not it is the little flexible body and the energy level that I enjoyed the most. (I was with grow'ers). Most woman gravitate to tall men with some meat on him, and there is much to be said for the smaller guy.



Cool! It's good to know that there are women out there who don't go for the stereotypical tall, heavily built guy. It kind of pisses me off that despite being good looking, facially, that I often get (well, got, cos I'm settled down now) overlooked in favour of taller men. I get extra pissed off when I hear women making comments about tall guys such as "I bet he's in proportion all over", when AFAIK, there's no relationship between the two attributes, or any other physical traits. I certainly don't have any of the so-called tell tale signs. I am below average height, I have smallish feet, I don't have big hands or a big nose. Actually, I feel a bit sorry for tall guys that don't fit the stereotype, as there must be an expectation on their shoulders, whereas if you're short and hung, it is a bit of a surprise for the recipient!
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Reply #70 posted 10/09/11 9:51pm

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IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

Deadflow3r said:

Believe it or not it is the little flexible body and the energy level that I enjoyed the most. (I was with grow'ers). Most woman gravitate to tall men with some meat on him, and there is much to be said for the smaller guy.

Cool! It's good to know that there are women out there who don't go for the stereotypical tall, heavily built guy. It kind of pisses me off that despite being good looking, facially, that I often get (well, got, cos I'm settled down now) overlooked in favour of taller men. I get extra pissed off when I hear women making comments about tall guys such as "I bet he's in proportion all over", when AFAIK, there's no relationship between the two attributes, or any other physical traits. I certainly don't have any of the so-called tell tale signs. I am below average height, I have smallish feet, I don't have big hands or a big nose. Actually, I feel a bit sorry for tall guys that don't fit the stereotype, as there must be an expectation on their shoulders, whereas if you're short and hung, it is a bit of a surprise for the recipient!

There is also the body weight factor. Having someone who is less that 135lbs on top of you or leaning on you is a lot less uncomfortable that someone who is 235lbs. I think I am also less intimidated by them, physically, and therefore have been a more willing partner.

I also think your right about the expectations for a tall guy. If your 6'4" tall and have a slightly smaller than average penis that has to be horrible. NO one wants to see the look of disapointment in someone's face when the clothes come off.

There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin.
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Reply #71 posted 10/10/11 4:12am

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errant said:

this thread is giving me a boner. I wish I could eat it.

[Edited 10/9/11 18:45pm]

Helooooo! biggrin

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Reply #72 posted 10/10/11 4:36am

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errant said:

this thread is giving me a boner. I wish I could eat it.

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Helooooo! biggrin

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Reply #73 posted 10/25/11 8:17am

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I used to be able to do it when i was a teenager....haven't tried it for ages though. I could only just reach the tip but it was cool to try. It bloody hurts your back though, not something you want to do often....

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Reply #74 posted 10/25/11 1:51pm

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I used to be able to do it when i was a teenager....haven't tried it for ages though. I could only just reach the tip but it was cool to try. It bloody hurts your back though, not something you want to do often....

batting eyes I could help you try

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Reply #75 posted 10/25/11 2:11pm

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Deadflow3r said:

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

Deadflow3r said: Cool! It's good to know that there are women out there who don't go for the stereotypical tall, heavily built guy. It kind of pisses me off that despite being good looking, facially, that I often get (well, got, cos I'm settled down now) overlooked in favour of taller men. I get extra pissed off when I hear women making comments about tall guys such as "I bet he's in proportion all over", when AFAIK, there's no relationship between the two attributes, or any other physical traits. I certainly don't have any of the so-called tell tale signs. I am below average height, I have smallish feet, I don't have big hands or a big nose. Actually, I feel a bit sorry for tall guys that don't fit the stereotype, as there must be an expectation on their shoulders, whereas if you're short and hung, it is a bit of a surprise for the recipient!

There is also the body weight factor. Having someone who is less that 135lbs on top of you or leaning on you is a lot less uncomfortable that someone who is 235lbs. I think I am also less intimidated by them, physically, and therefore have been a more willing partner.

I also think your right about the expectations for a tall guy. If your 6'4" tall and have a slightly smaller than average penis that has to be horrible. NO one wants to see the look of disapointment in someone's face when the clothes come off.

Proportion has much to do with it also... a big man has to have a BIG dick for it to look normal against the backdrop of his big body. Take a normal looking dick on a big man and put it on a small man's body and it would look huge.

Dealing with a big guy it is easy to look at his junk and be disappointed until that man penetrates you and you are catching your breath and squirming away with each stroke. I concur with IDon'tBelieve... a big dick does take some getting used to. An average sized dick is the best for stimulation IMHO.

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Reply #76 posted 10/25/11 3:44pm

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MacDaddy said:

TheFreakerFantastic said:

I used to be able to do it when i was a teenager....haven't tried it for ages though. I could only just reach the tip but it was cool to try. It bloody hurts your back though, not something you want to do often....

batting eyes I could help you try

LOL well if you were there I don't think i'd need to do it myself wink

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Reply #77 posted 10/25/11 5:27pm

JoeTyler

women cannot eat their own pussy either

that's also disappointing ...

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Reply #78 posted 10/25/11 5:42pm

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IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

Deadflow3r said:

Believe it or not it is the little flexible body and the energy level that I enjoyed the most. (I was with grow'ers). Most woman gravitate to tall men with some meat on him, and there is much to be said for the smaller guy.

Cool! It's good to know that there are women out there who don't go for the stereotypical tall, heavily built guy. It kind of pisses me off that despite being good looking, facially, that I often get (well, got, cos I'm settled down now) overlooked in favour of taller men. I get extra pissed off when I hear women making comments about tall guys such as "I bet he's in proportion all over", when AFAIK, there's no relationship between the two attributes, or any other physical traits. I certainly don't have any of the so-called tell tale signs. I am below average height, I have smallish feet, I don't have big hands or a big nose. Actually, I feel a bit sorry for tall guys that don't fit the stereotype, as there must be an expectation on their shoulders, whereas if you're short and hung, it is a bit of a surprise for the recipient!

I very much prefer not tall men, always have biggrin . It rarely happens that I feel attracted to a tall man and if I do it's despite he is tall and not because he is.

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #79 posted 10/25/11 7:05pm

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JoeTyler said:

women cannot eat their own pussy either

that's also disappointing ...

If he can do it....

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Reply #80 posted 10/25/11 10:13pm

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I can do this too (or could - I haven't tried in a while), and I'm not huge or anything. It feels great, but it's not a position you want to come in, because you're too contorted to enjoy it... if that makes any sense.

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Reply #81 posted 10/25/11 10:26pm

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eyewishuheaven said:

I can do this too (or could - I haven't tried in a while), and I'm not huge or anything. It feels great, but it's not a position you want to come in, because you're too contorted to enjoy it... if that makes any sense.

yeah you could get a cramp or pull a muscle

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Reply #82 posted 10/25/11 10:36pm

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ZombieKitten said:

eyewishuheaven said:

I can do this too (or could - I haven't tried in a while), and I'm not huge or anything. It feels great, but it's not a position you want to come in, because you're too contorted to enjoy it... if that makes any sense.

yeah you could get a cramp or pull a muscle

No, it's just that you sort of can't feel the orgasm (hard to explain). Funny thing is, I just visited the 'Stretchmarks' thread, and it struck me - maybe that's where the stretchmarks on the back of my waist came from! lol

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Reply #83 posted 10/25/11 10:46pm

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eyewishuheaven said:

ZombieKitten said:

yeah you could get a cramp or pull a muscle

No, it's just that you sort of can't feel the orgasm (hard to explain). Funny thing is, I just visited the 'Stretchmarks' thread, and it struck me - maybe that's where the stretchmarks on the back of my waist came from! lol

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Reply #84 posted 10/25/11 10:47pm

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eyewishuheaven said:

I can do this too (or could - I haven't tried in a while), and I'm not huge or anything. It feels great, but it's not a position you want to come in, because you're too contorted to enjoy it... if that makes any sense.

The being contorted is the problem....how can u be incomfortable 2 that xtent and enjoy what ur doing?Ur quite slim....do u think this was advantageous in doing this act?

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Reply #85 posted 10/26/11 12:27am

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davetherave6767 said:

eyewishuheaven said:

I can do this too (or could - I haven't tried in a while), and I'm not huge or anything. It feels great, but it's not a position you want to come in, because you're too contorted to enjoy it... if that makes any sense.

The being contorted is the problem....how can u be incomfortable 2 that xtent and enjoy what ur doing?Ur quite slim....do u think this was advantageous in doing this act?

I think so... I don't really have any extra bulk 'round the middle. But I'd bet it has more to do with back flexibility than anything else!

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Reply #86 posted 10/26/11 1:29am

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eyewishuheaven said:

davetherave6767 said:

The being contorted is the problem....how can u be incomfortable 2 that xtent and enjoy what ur doing?Ur quite slim....do u think this was advantageous in doing this act?

I think so... I don't really have any extra bulk 'round the middle. But I'd bet it has more to do with back flexibility than anything else!

Eye no even if eye was 2 lose 14lb eye would still struggle 2 do this act of self love...What a shame........disbelief

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Reply #87 posted 11/01/11 12:40pm

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Serious said:



IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:


Deadflow3r said:




Believe it or not it is the little flexible body and the energy level that I enjoyed the most. (I was with grow'ers). Most woman gravitate to tall men with some meat on him, and there is much to be said for the smaller guy.



Cool! It's good to know that there are women out there who don't go for the stereotypical tall, heavily built guy. It kind of pisses me off that despite being good looking, facially, that I often get (well, got, cos I'm settled down now) overlooked in favour of taller men. I get extra pissed off when I hear women making comments about tall guys such as "I bet he's in proportion all over", when AFAIK, there's no relationship between the two attributes, or any other physical traits. I certainly don't have any of the so-called tell tale signs. I am below average height, I have smallish feet, I don't have big hands or a big nose. Actually, I feel a bit sorry for tall guys that don't fit the stereotype, as there must be an expectation on their shoulders, whereas if you're short and hung, it is a bit of a surprise for the recipient!



I very much prefer not tall men, always have biggrin . It rarely happens that I feel attracted to a tall man and if I do it's despite he is tall and not because he is.



:yay2:

I suppose it's not surprising to find women with a penchant for the shorter man on a Prince forum.....

:)
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Reply #88 posted 11/02/11 9:04pm

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IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

Serious said:

I very much prefer not tall men, always have biggrin . It rarely happens that I feel attracted to a tall man and if I do it's despite he is tall and not because he is.

dancing jig I suppose it's not surprising to find women with a penchant for the shorter man on a Prince forum..... smile

lol Prince is too short though IMO. He is smaller than I am lol.

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