FuzzyWitch said:

BTW Dave i can just reach my nipples with the tip of my tongue - but only on a cold day

however when breast get older:

From the Golden Girls:

Blanche excuses herself and says that she's going to take a hot bath with only enough water to her perky breast.

Sophia replies, "you're only going to sit in an inch of water?"

be vewy careful in stretching that area to do a "tongue reach."

I saw it done on shemale porn only yesterday.

Well...there's always the vaccum hose Dave. I am by no means encouraging you to stick your dick in a vaccum hose and turn the vaccum on but....if you do decide to engage in such debauchery and base sexual activity...

BY ALL MEANS POST A PIC!!!!!

I get the feeling your jizz tastes like tartar sauce.

johnart said:

It's a good thing most of us can't.

I'd never get anything done.

...Thats so true jonhart....Id be late 4 work everyday...

davetherave6767 said:

johnart said:

It's a good thing most of us can't.

I'd never get anything done.

...Thats so true jonhart....Id be late 4 work everyday...

u can always squirt some in your T and kill 2 birds... so 2 speak

FuzzyWitch said:

davetherave6767 said:

...Thats so true jonhart....Id be late 4 work everyday...

u can always squirt some in your T and kill 2 birds... so 2 speak

Id cum all over my coco pops....

davetherave6767 said:

FuzzyWitch said:

u can always squirt some in your T and kill 2 birds... so 2 speak

Id cum all over my coco pops....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey u can add this to your toothpaste idea

FuzzyWitch said:

davetherave6767 said:

Id cum all over my coco pops....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey u can add this to your toothpaste idea

Ur a very bad witch....But what a great idea....

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

1. It's called autofellatio 2. I can do it, but I don't do it very often 3. No, it doesn't mean you're gay 4. Q: Why do I do it? A: Because I can

When did u 1st try doing this?

Was it a nice feeling?

Why dont u do it much?

Can u realy do this..................

davetherave6767 said:

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

1. It's called autofellatio 2. I can do it, but I don't do it very often 3. No, it doesn't mean you're gay 4. Q: Why do I do it? A: Because I can

When did u 1st try doing this?

Was it a nice feeling?

Why dont u do it much?

Can u realy do this..................

Here we go....

Can't wait 2here these answers

sunflower7 said:

davetherave6767 said:

When did u 1st try doing this?

Was it a nice feeling?

Why dont u do it much?

Can u realy do this..................

Here we go....

Can't wait 2here these answers

Maybe that guys got a realy large cock!!!!!!But still it would b quite difficult 2 do......God why have u 4saken me and blessed me with such a small penis???????????Is it cuz u knew what davetherave would do with it????

davetherave6767 said:

sunflower7 said:

Here we go....

Can't wait 2here these answers

Maybe that guys got a realy large cock!!!!!!But still it would b quite difficult 2 do......God why have u 4saken me and blessed me with such a small penis???????????Is it cuz u knew what davetherave would do with it????

Hey Dave... if u r curious google it... I JUST DID... and I can't get the images out of my head...

NOT sexy at all...

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[Edited 10/7/11 19:29pm]

[Edited 10/7/11 19:31pm]

Should i google it....eye guess i have 2 .......4 research resons only u understand....Back in a mo...

Raise your hand if you think Dave will attempt it after watching the video...

Most of the men eye saw seemed 2 b very slim and or had a huge cock.....As im not slim and dont have a huge cock....there will b no self love 2nite.....

tinaz said:

Raise your hand if you think Dave will attempt it after watching the video...

...

davetherave6767 said:

Most of the men eye saw seemed 2 b very slim and or had a huge cock.....As im not slim and dont have a huge cock....there will b no self love 2nite.....

This made me think of something. If men were able to get an operation that would make their dick as long and thick as they wanted it to, how many would do it to pleasure their lover and how many would do it to better pleasure themselves?

When I was younger I could get the head in my mouth (this was not worth the trouble since I'm all about take it all in, giving or receiving, or just leave it the fuck alone).

Now days I don't even try. I enjoy being able to breathe while pleasuring myself.

Deadflow3r said:

davetherave6767 said:

Most of the men eye saw seemed 2 b very slim and or had a huge cock.....As im not slim and dont have a huge cock....there will b no self love 2nite.....

This made me think of something. If men were able to get an operation that would make their dick as long and thick as they wanted it to, how many would do it to pleasure their lover and how many would do it to better pleasure themselves?

id luv to c a movie about that

Deadflow3r said:

davetherave6767 said:

Most of the men eye saw seemed 2 b very slim and or had a huge cock.....As im not slim and dont have a huge cock....there will b no self love 2nite.....

This made me think of something. If men were able to get an operation that would make their dick as long and thick as they wanted it to, how many would do it to pleasure their lover and how many would do it to better pleasure themselves?

I dunno. Men are not like women, who are brought up to expect one day having a big-headed baby rip us open. I think (dudes into dick piercing aside) most men are squeamish about any kind of procedure being done on our dicks. So unless the dude was hopelessly small and it offered a bit of hope, I'd guess most would be hesitant either way.

johnart said:

Deadflow3r said:

This made me think of something. If men were able to get an operation that would make their dick as long and thick as they wanted it to, how many would do it to pleasure their lover and how many would do it to better pleasure themselves?

I dunno. Men are not like women, who are brought up to expect one day having a big-headed baby rip us open. I think (dudes into dick piercing aside) most men are squeamish about any kind of procedure being done on our dicks. So unless the dude was hopelessly small and it offered a bit of hope, I'd guess most would be hesitant either way.

Those massive breast implants are painful and uncomfortable long afterwards but women do it to appeal to more men and have more men to choose from. I always wondered if guys could end up doing the same thing, especially if they felt relationships ended because of it.

Deadflow3r said:

johnart said:

I dunno. Men are not like women, who are brought up to expect one day having a big-headed baby rip us open. I think (dudes into dick piercing aside) most men are squeamish about any kind of procedure being done on our dicks. So unless the dude was hopelessly small and it offered a bit of hope, I'd guess most would be hesitant either way.

Those massive breast implants are painful and uncomfortable long afterwards but women do it to appeal to more men and have more men to choose from. I always wondered if guys could end up doing the same thing, especially if they felt relationships ended because of it.

I still say no.

If women stopped altering themselves for men and made the man do the work for a change then maybe.

So many women will alter themselves sometimes to catch or keep a man that's not even on the same level as they are (but apparently don't know). It's all conditioning, I'm sure.

Dave buddy, please don't break your neck or back trying to suck you own dick. If all men were meant to do that, God would have given us all giant ding-dings & made every last one of us slip-jointed.....

davetherave6767 said:

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

I first tried it when I was 15 or 16 I suppose, but I cannot for the life of me remember the thought process that culminated in "You know what...I think I'll suck my dick". Is it a nice feeling? Ha ha - yes it is - sort of rubbery in the mouth and well, as for the other side of the process, I think you know what a blowjob feels like . As much as anything it's the taboo nature of it that turns me on. Why don't I do it much? I suppose I grew out of it. Then I sort of forgot I could do it. About a year ago I happened to mention it to my new gf and since then I've done it once or twice. She's never seen me do it however, as she thinks it's a bit freaky. I did once kiss the head of my cock just to show her I could do it though! Can I do it? See above! I have the right combination of attributes. I'm slim built, short in stature and well-endowed, and I was also curious and nasty enough to try to do it in the first place. Lol. [Edited 10/8/11 6:33am] [Edited 10/8/11 6:34am]

My kind of guy

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

I'm slim built, short in stature and well-endowed, and I was also curious and nasty enough to try to do it in the first place. Lol.

StonedImmaculate said:

Seriously...to all the dick suckers out there...

What's so enjoyable? I mean, I know why I like having my dick sucked, but really don't understand why my wife (or anyone performing fellatio) loves it so much. My wife says it's my reaction, blah blah blah, but anyone else?

I mean...it's skin. Isn't it just like sucking your finger? What's in it for you?

And no...I have no intention of sucking my own dick, even if I could.

For me, it's mainly the idea of pleasuring and pleasing my man and making him feel like he's special and dominant. That's what turns me on about sucking dick. And I've never met a man who doesn't enjoy getting his dick sucked. I enjoy it but I don't really feel it's always necessary for him to reciprocate. And the taste. Oh the taste! Mmmmmm!!!! All men tastes different. Some better than others. My guy tastes INCREDIBLE!!!! I love sucking dick so much, I swear, I can't even imagine myself not sucking it!!! I wouldn't suck my own, though.

no way am i trying that. i can hardly be bothered to wank these days...

whistle said:

no way am i trying that. i can hardly be bothered to wank these days...

Whats going on with u man!!!!!!....cant b bothered 2 wank....whats up with u whistle???