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So...what makes a cow good in bed? I bet all of you would like to know.
Actually I have received few complaints over the years. But just know that many cows are unsatisfied as most bulls generally last about 12 seconds
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depends on how its titties r milked
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I have 10 nipples but they are often ignored. Well except by the farmer who needs to lotion up his hands more.
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More bulls need to read the very famous guide to bovine fornication...the Cowma Sutra. Eat Mor Horses | |
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i read about u guys having 10 nipples..... nothing to b frowned upon
he really is a lucky farmer!!!!! Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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He just uses me. Gets the milk for free. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Let Titty milk you.... الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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but i have seen him feed u and give u water and remove excess poo from your cow hole
u should try and appreciate him a lill more or u may end up on my BBQ Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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I like a cow who is a real moo-er in the pasture.
Teats, engorged or saggy, it don't matter, I can't reach them anyway.
I like her on all fours, tail in the air.
I like a black and white girl, preferably in patches and splotches
I am pretty easy to please, being that I am longhorny. Just be there for me, we'll share a cud chew after.
oh...IMPORTANT!! must be able to support at least 1800 pounds!!! My Legacy
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I just realized something...you could stick your whole arm up a Cow's ass, can't cha? الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Reveal your idenTITTY, you COWard! [Edited 10/21/11 1:12am] | |
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How udderly ridiculous. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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cows r only good in bed in the upright position
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or on all 4's
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Cow!
Where have you been? The org needs to see more of you and Pook the Monkey around here! | |
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prince read it. hence the album, 'CowSexy' | |
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dude, grass is for eating, not smoking. | |
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what makes a cow good in bed??? any other animal..cows chew on anything...very slowly... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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I don't know. I don't care as long as he give up the tube-steak. I'm willing to work a little bit for the gravy.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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wtf is tube steak??? i hate this thread now.. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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myfavorite said: wtf is tube steak??? i hate this thread now..  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Udder adoration ... | |
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The ability to make the earth Mooooove.
Sorry. I'm going now. | |
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I got nothing. But Cow is funny. | |
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i think a sexy Cow is a grazeful cow | |
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When I think of cows I think of nice juicy cheeseburgers and porterhouse steaks. Once I have those, I'm totally good in bed so in essence.....the consumption of cow makes it good in bed. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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What makes a cow good in bed?
I imagine a stable breakfast tray, to keep the steak from sliding onto the bedspread. | |
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I'm just here to support Cow's thread.
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