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What would YOU do to keep Zombiekitten on the ORG? The universe-rattling admission by the beloved kitten of her dark thoughts concerning LEAVING this site requires some pre-emptive action on our part.
Let's keep the kitten here!
What would you do to persuade Zombiekitten not to delete her account the next time she feels like abandoning us?
- Would you write her a poem?
- Would you paint her a picture?
- Would you eat a live goldfish?
- Would you dance nekked on your rooftop?
- Would you tattoo her name on your buttocks?
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I would get my tits out.
[Edited 8/19/11 9:24am] [Edited 8/19/11 10:30am] "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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Why she wanna leave? My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
VIDEO WORK: http://sharadkantpatel.com MUSIC: https://soundcloud.com/ufoclub1977 | |
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Calm down...it was just a passing thought apparently.
Still, rattles you to the core, don't it? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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ridiculockulous. you can check in any time you like, but you can NEVER leave... | |
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I'd whisper nasty words in a foreign language Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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If she left the org, we'd still be able to talk to her on Facebook.
Except for me since I don't have a Facebook account. | |
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You can practice on me and I'll let you know if it would work.
[emoticon edit] [Edited 8/19/11 10:48am] By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Everyone should "leave" this place from time to time
She wont leave ... ( if you mean delete her account ! )
will she ? | |
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NOT IF WE BEG HER TO STAY ON A DAILY BASIS!
...when she gets wind of this thread, she's totally gonna org-bitchslap me. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I guess after you've been here long enough, we all get those feelings of "yeah.... been there done that
So people take a break... I don't understand deleting accounts unless its for safety reasons.
I ran into a few real stalker types here. | |
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". Things get redundant and cons begin to outweigh the pros.
Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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Yep. Makes a huge difference, actually. | |
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Massage her long soft and hard everywhere 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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...uhm...can I be the towel boy? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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bake her a batch of cookies
massage her feet
give her a month's worth of free spa treatment at Avedo or Bliss Salon
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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I dunno. I've never had to keep a woman before.
I'm not begging ANYONE to stay in this nuthouse ~
EVERYONE should take breaks away
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. I'll make out with Imago! "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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I can't leave this place! I work long hours! Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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A break is good.
A deleted account would cause the earth to reverse it's magnetic shift, thereby bringing the next great mass-extinction to possibly the only living planet in this part of the galaxy. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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That just might work! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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What?!
Nope. She cannot. I forbid it.
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I'll suck her off. | |
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Ok  djj's massage and MarySharons filthy french whispering and cloudys happy ending  I could totally see that!!!! :love:Also anyone who can invent gluten free cinnamon buns that don't tast like a mouthful of dust  | |
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I would do number 1 and 2 on that list. | |
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FauxReal said: I would do number 1 and 2 on that list. Ewwwww!!!! | |
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