Hello everyone!

I know I'm not a person you're all that familiar with [I usually just lurk], but I need someone Else's opinion on something.....

I just got involved with a lady that I've been attracted to for some time now. She finally decided to take me up on my offer & go out with me. When I finally got to her house, I had to boo-boo so bad, but I was scared to ask her to use her bathroom...

I spent the whole night holding it, & by the time the date ended, I couldn't wait for her to get out of the car because almost immediately after I walked her to her door, I boo-boo'd on myself. I was scared to ask for two reasons.

1. Because I ate some chili off a food truck & I knew my boo-boo was going to be stankin'

2. I didn't want to blow her bathroom up & make her think any different of me.

Can any of you recommend me some food that won't have my boo-boo really smelly or no smell at all?

Thanks!

By the way, we are going out again. So I guess I did well enough that she'd take a second chance on me

Bad preparation

Every body reacts differently to different foods. Some people never paid attention to that. Just try out different meals and ingredients and see which one give you longterm energy, just shor energy and a drain after that. You'll notice that your body can digest some foods without bad gas smell release and withouth smelly and ill coloured and textured poop.

Theres no food that will make ur shit smell of lavender!!!! Shit is shit so thats that out the way...But eye can understand where ur comming from with the inconvenience of wanting a crap at the wrong time...The solution 2 this is simple.....U either watch what u eat the day b4u meet her and infact on the day u meet her.......or u simply have 2 use the toilet! ......Holding it in will b uncomfortable 4u and will make ur time with her intolerable..

Just dont eat so much when u no in ur mind u have a date....Drink plenty of water and dont eat anything that is going 2 upset ur bowels.......Good luck 2u on ur next date.....And what ever u do dont shit urself...

[Edited 10/2/11 15:37pm]

carry some spay with you? I assume they make small cans of it. Spray the toilet FIRST! Pre-Spray! Always PRE-spray! the air and the water!

that helps!

damn . Did she know about it at all ?

if she didn't .... well ... good news

if she did ...... still good news because she obviously liked you if she wanted to see you again .

Shit happens . Just don't eat stuff that will fuck up your tummy before a date .....

That's kind of similar to how people say ... ' don't eat spinach before you get a massage '. Lolol

You were probably nervous too .

Is this like a serious question? It sounds a little like a set up to me? I have never actually met anyone who has shit her/his pants before.

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[Edited 10/2/11 17:50pm]

use the multiple flush method . for the bathroom .

turn the faucet on too . like u are washing your face etc .

then let it rip . flush often .

no odor .

then use tissues that are wet to clean the paint off your ass .

take your time . make yourself nice and clean back there cus later is she is using a finger on you while blowing your tubesteak - she might not feel grossed out by the smell ....

You didnt go ANYWHERE that there was a toilet? Not to dinner, or the movies or even a bar

gunner82 said:

almost immediately after I walked her to her door, I boo-boo'd on myself.

you gotta be shitting me ... I hope you wear wearing nappies

I was scared to ask

you shouldn't be

ColAngus said:

use the multiple flush method . for the bathroom .

turn the faucet on too . like u are washing your face etc .

then let it rip . flush often .

no odor .

then use tissues that are wet to clean the paint off your ass .

take your time . make yourself nice and clean back there cus later is she is using a finger on you while blowing your tubesteak - she might not feel grossed out by the smell ....

boo boo?

Shorty said:

boo boo?

Damn! you beat me to it!

thekidsgirl said:

Shorty said:

boo boo?

Damn! you beat me to it!

I just never heard of that reference before. my kids call a small injury a boo boo..

I nearly just shit myself laughing from reading this thread & the responses....

Can someone explain to me what a boo-boo is?

(trying to hold back my smile...)

ummmm. Carry matches with you. when you light a match it kills all other odors and will just smell like a burned match and not the pile of crap you just dropped in her toilet.

thekidsgirl said:

Shorty said:

boo boo?

Damn! you beat me to it!

Lisa10 said:

Can someone explain to me what a boo-boo is?

"boo boo" is shit, feces, bowel movement, doo-doo, poop....better yet, it's this:

Tittypants said:

Lisa10 said:

Can someone explain to me what a boo-boo is?

"boo boo" is shit, feces, bowel movement, doo-doo, poop....better yet, it's this:

thanks for... clearing that up?

To us..a "boo boo" is a cut or scrape, usually remedied with a band-aid and a kiss from mommy.

In the uk we say Boo-Hoo.................

Shorty said:

thekidsgirl said:

Damn! you beat me to it!

I just never heard of that reference before. my kids call a small injury a boo boo..

My mother used to use "boo-boo" when I was a little kid, but I have never heard an adult use it in reference to anything!

lezama said:

(trying to hold back my smile...)

ummmm. Carry matches with you. when you light a match it kills all other odors and will just smell like a burned match and not the pile of crap you just dropped in her toilet.

Yep, it works best and is cheap. The stick matches work the best.

mzsadii said:

lezama said:

(trying to hold back my smile...)

ummmm. Carry matches with you. when you light a match it kills all other odors and will just smell like a burned match and not the pile of crap you just dropped in her toilet.

Yep, it works best and is cheap. The stick matches work the best.

My grandma used to do that

Lisa10 said:

Can someone explain to me what a boo-boo is?

I thought it was a cut that required a band-aid

ZombieKitten said:

Lisa10 said:

Can someone explain to me what a boo-boo is?

I thought it was a cut that required a band-aid

Apparently not everywhere!

ZombieKitten said:

thekidsgirl said:

Shorty said:

boo boo?

Damn! you beat me to it!

This is why I love u ladies.

gunner, have you considered the senior set? Those foxy ladies boo-boo themselves all the time so an accident on your part wouldn't be a big deal at all.