The title says it all. Describe the situation.

i do it all the time. people mostly laugh sometimes they get mad.

Better yet, have you ever farted while someone was going down on you?

Tittypants said:

Better yet, have you ever farted while someone was going down on you?

once in wal mart!

Who the hell hasn't?

This subject i feel very strongly about....1st of all Davetherave never farts in public this is a 100% ......Even if im alone with a woman i will never fart in her company!!!! Eye will go 2 another room 2 let rip but never in frount of people im with!!Thats the cool thing about living alone if u feel a fart on its way u simply welcome it without the fear of repulsing any1.

Eye work with a woman who is in her 50s her health isnt good and shes always farting out loud!!!!Im like ....She farts when she laughs and she farts when she coughs and its just awful being around her....

My dad used 2 fart alot......He was like im the head of the house im the big man and i`ll fart in my own house what u going 2 do about it!!!This is proberly why im so anti-farting.

Eye understand its a natural thing but farting is not attractive and not funny...........Unless ur name is Peter Sellers and ur stuck in a lift....

funny story i recently related to my high school buddies ...

they - like me - were crying when i told it ...

I was in class one day ... still remember the class - GERMAN class ... and i had to really badly "squeek" one out - however IT CAME OUT LOUD ... and at a point where the whole class was silent ...

I didnt know what to do .... so I did like any normal guy would do - I turned around like it was the person behind me !

(i am crying as I type this )

unfortunately the person behind me was a kinda hot chick . and she was aghast !

still haunts me kinda cus this hot chick was a gal that I always felt i should have hooked up with - lol - but i was too embarrassed by my fart that I cant ... to this day ... talk to her !

I like to try and fool the world into believing that I don't do that kind of stuff.

I did once completely forget where I was and did a really loud one in front of a couple of guys I worked with. One high-fived me and the other one was in shock for about 10 minutes.

When I was about 12, maybe younger, I swung my leg up to get on my bike and accidentally let out a fart in front of about 6 of my friends, my crush, and my friend's mother and grandmother. Her grandmother laughed until she choked and called me a "nasty buzzard". I laughed a little but I wanted to DIIIIEEEE!!!!!

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One time, on my lunch hour I went to get a bite to eat. While eating, I put my headphones on and let out a fart....I didn't think anything of it, cause I had forgotten that I had my headphones on, and thought that nobody could hear me. Needless to say, everybody just looked at me.

The million dollar question: do beautiful girls fart? That is quite a thesis to explain.

ComputerBlueSpain said:

The million dollar question: do beautiful girls fart? That is quite a thesis to explain.

you heard Lisa, right?

PurpleRighteous1 said:

When I was about 12, maybe younger, I swung my leg up to get on my bike and accidentally let out a fart in front of about 6 of my friends, my crush, and my friend's mother and grandmother. Her grandmother laughed until she choked and called me a "nasty buzzard". I laughed a little but I wanted to DIIIIEEEE!!!!!

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My friend dragged me to a golfing range a few years back. It was right before dinner and I was getting really hungry. I was getting the stomach gurgles. It was my turn to hit the ball and right as a swung, I let out this loud, obnoxious fart which echoed and EVERYONE heard it. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. My face turned as red as my hair.

JuliePurplehead said:

My friend dragged me to a golfing range a few years back. It was right before dinner and I was getting really hungry. I was getting the stomach gurgles. It was my turn to hit the ball and right as a swung, I let out this loud, obnoxious fart which echoed and EVERYONE heard it. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. My face turned as red as my hair.

.............Did any1 shout pwoooor....

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davetherave6767 said:

JuliePurplehead said:

My friend dragged me to a golfing range a few years back. It was right before dinner and I was getting really hungry. I was getting the stomach gurgles. It was my turn to hit the ball and right as a swung, I let out this loud, obnoxious fart which echoed and EVERYONE heard it. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. My face turned as red as my hair.

.............Did any1 shout pwoooor

They should have!

But seriously, what in the hell was I doing at a golfing range?

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Sometimes it just has to come out. But I try to do so away from people like in an area no one is in.

mzsadii said:

Sometimes it just has to come out. But I try to do so away from people like in an area no one is in.

Ive smelt urs.............they r quite bad mzsadii....

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OnlyNDaUsa said:

Tittypants said:

Better yet, have you ever farted while someone was going down on you?

once in wal mart!

!!!!

I did one time in a transit lounge at LAX. I let one out (I thought it was going to be a quiet one!!!) and my SOB said "Charlotte!!!!!!" and I turned to him and said "aren't you going to answer that?" and then he went completely red in the face and laughed so hard he couldn't breathe.