Yall are

* cute

* fashionable

* feminine

* delicous

The female form is something to behold. The curves, the supple skin, the tender features and delecate faces---all add up to a feminine beauty the mesmerizes just as it humors.

And nothing brings out feminine beauty to me more than a girl in a summer dress. There's just something damned cute about it.

The Zara dress above is one of my favorite designs. It fits the body so you can show it off. Look, if you're going to be throwing up 90% of what you eat, running on the treadmill 5 hours a day, and taking laxitives before you go out, you need to wear a dress that at least shows the fruits of your harvest so to speak.

Who else loves girls in summer dresses?

That isn't a summer dress.

Genesia said:

That isn't a summer dress.

OK OK, how about this one?

Genesia said:

That isn't a summer dress.

Fuck, u beat me to it.

Also...it's now Fall. So if imago sees a girl wearing a summer dress he is by gay-law required to report it to his nearest Gay Law Enforcement Agency.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

That isn't a summer dress.

Fuck, u beat me to it.

Also...it's now Fall. So if imago sees a girl wearing a summer dress he is by gay-law required to report it to his nearest Gay Law Enforcement Agency.

Or Wednesday's Hag.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

That isn't a summer dress.

Fuck, u beat me to it.

Also...it's now Fall. So if imago sees a girl wearing a summer dress he is by gay-law required to report it to his nearest Gay Law Enforcement Agency.

Is it fall in Thailand?

johnart said:

Genesia said:

That isn't a summer dress.

Fuck, u beat me to it.

Me too. Its not really a little black dress, either. Kind of a business casual thing.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

That isn't a summer dress.

Fuck, u beat me to it.

Also...it's now Fall. So if imago sees a girl wearing a summer dress he is by gay-law required to report it to his nearest Gay Law Enforcement Agency.

Isn't kind of super gay that you knew what style of dress it is?

I mean, I'm rolling dice when trying to guess myself, becuase it impedes my football knowledge--there's only so much I can store in my brain since the nuerons have to make room for the testosterone you know.

Hippie girls with their summer dresses blowin' in the breeze used to be one of my favorite things on Earth, btw. Ahh, memories.

Deadflow3r said:

johnart said:

Fuck, u beat me to it.

Also...it's now Fall. So if imago sees a girl wearing a summer dress he is by gay-law required to report it to his nearest Gay Law Enforcement Agency.

Is it fall in Thailand?

I don't know. It might be Disneyland in Thailand?

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

Fuck, u beat me to it.

Me too. Its not really a little black dress, either. Kind of a business casual thing.

Actually, a sheath is the ultimate LBD.

This johnart ON ALL THREADS

This is Johnart on my thread!!

Cerebus said:

Hippie girls with their summer dresses blowin' in the breeze used to be one of my favorite things on Earth, btw. Ahh, memories.

Thank you for supporting my thread.

I know you hate it, so I appreciate the effort.

imago said:

johnart said:

Fuck, u beat me to it.

Also...it's now Fall. So if imago sees a girl wearing a summer dress he is by gay-law required to report it to his nearest Gay Law Enforcement Agency.

Isn't kind of super gay that you knew what style of dress it is?

I mean, I'm rolling dice when trying to guess myself, becuase it impedes my football knowledge--there's only so much I can store in my brain since the nuerons have to make room for the testosterone you know.

Wait...you're making room for testosterone??
Is this your coy (or koi, cuz you're, u know, Asian) way of letting us know you're finally dating??? Who's the lucky guy?

DO TELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

imago said:

Cerebus said:

Hippie girls with their summer dresses blowin' in the breeze used to be one of my favorite things on Earth, btw. Ahh, memories.

Thank you for supporting my thread.

I know you hate it, so I appreciate the effort.

Honestly, I don't think I hate any of your threads.

And anything that makes me think of hippie girls wearing nothing but a summer dress in the August heat is definitely a good thing.

Genesia said:

Cerebus said:

Me too. Its not really a little black dress, either. Kind of a business casual thing.

Actually, a sheath is the ultimate LBD.

Learn somethin' new everyday. I thought LBDs had to be more strappy, or strappless, even.

Cerebus said:

Genesia said:

Actually, a sheath is the ultimate LBD.

Learn somethin' new everyday. I thought LBDs had to be more strappy, or strappless, even.

No. The whole point of an LBD is that, by changing the accessories, you can wear it anywhere.

I mean...sure...some LBDs are strappy or strapless. But you probably can't wear them to the office - which makes them less than ideal, actually.

Genesia said:

Cerebus said:

Learn somethin' new everyday. I thought LBDs had to be more strappy, or strappless, even.

No. The whole point of an LBD is that, by changing the accessories, you can wear it anywhere.

I mean...sure...some LBDs are strappy or strapless. But you probably can't wear them to the office - which makes them less than ideal, actually.

Makes sense for sure. I'll definitely file it in the "in case I need to use this info with a woman" cabinet.

I get what you mean about strappy not being OK for work, but I've seen an awful lot of people wear them. Maybe not with super skinny straps, but less than the "sheath".

johnart said:

imago said:

Isn't kind of super gay that you knew what style of dress it is?

I mean, I'm rolling dice when trying to guess myself, becuase it impedes my football knowledge--there's only so much I can store in my brain since the nuerons have to make room for the testosterone you know.

Wait...you're making room for testosterone??
Is this your coy (or koi, cuz you're, u know, Asian) way of letting us know you're finally dating??? Who's the lucky guy?

DO TELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

You know what....

I didn't want this to have to get personal,....

...but,

imago said:

This johnart ON ALL THREADS

This is Johnart on my thread!!

And this is you in every thread.

What's your point?

Would you two please just swap fluids, already.

imago said:

johnart said:

Wait...you're making room for testosterone??
Is this your coy (or koi, cuz you're, u know, Asian) way of letting us know you're finally dating??? Who's the lucky guy?

DO TELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

You know what....

I didn't want this to have to get personal,....

...but,

^^ That better be a male unicorn

imago said:

If I was Dwe..u know who...I'd already have you banned.

[Edited 9/28/11 21:03pm]

Cerebus said:

Would you two please just swap fluids, already.

imago said

This belongs in the Gallery.

Not that many people look in the Gallery anymore, but it should absolutely never be lost!!!!

Deadflow3r said:

imago said

This belongs in the Gallery.

Not that many people look in the Gallery anymore, but it should absolutely never be lost!!!!

Ben had his chance to allow me to be the gallery mod, but no

johnart said:

imago said:

If I was Dwe..u know who...I'd already have you banned.

[Edited 9/28/11 21:03pm]

I LOOOOVE his hissyfits

I don't think I'll ever be perma-banned. I actually pay attention to most forum rules better than the fools who try to ban me. There's 3 perma-banned orgers right now who tried getting me banned.

It's all about love in the end. Withot buttfucking unicorn snuggie love, you deserve to be perma-banned.

I just realized that's actually John in his leopard snuggie humping the unicorn.

imago said:

johnart said:

If I was Dwe..u know who...I'd already have you banned.

[Edited 9/28/11 21:03pm]

I LOOOOVE his hissyfits

I don't think I'll ever be perma-banned. I actually pay attention to most forum rules better than the fools who try to ban me. There's 3 perma-banned orgers right now who tried getting me banned.

It's all about love in the end. Withot buttfucking unicorn snuggie love, you deserve to be perma-banned.

Conservatively speaking, 75% of my mod-warnings have been from her hissyfits.

Anyway, if I knew how to make gifs and shit I'd slap your face on that unicorn so fast.