This is the name of a super game for couples that you can play in bed, preferrably after a good night out with a hearty meal and beer...

1) You must first both try to muster up a superb fart.
2) When the time is right, you must both get as low down under the covers as possible, ensuring that the top of the bed (where the covers meet the pillows) is sealed.
3) At the same time, both deliver your farts.
4) See who can stay under the covers for the longest.
5) Whoever's the first person to come up for air is the loser and has to give the other partner a damn good rimming.
6) Vomit.

What's the "dutch" 4?

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

I think it's to do with 'going dutch' - sharing the bill at a restaurant, sharing a fart, etc. etc.

Haystack said:

I quite like the stealth Dutch in which a quiet one is loosed and then forcibly "shared".
Choice

I'm not liking this thread. Yes, I'm dutch...

This game is also known as "how to kill the romance in your relationship in one easy step".