A man today accidentally bought a drum kit on eBay and paid $700 for it, sight unseen… some men are so demented | |
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men have no concept of money when its about sports, cars, porn, beer, foxtel or their hobbies
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get a tatts ticket tomorrow, 22 million | |
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I love you Dee Dee and I can't wait to see you tonight. | |
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Ive got man flu... .........Should eye dial 999/112..... [Edited 10/21/11 13:54pm] Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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We reached a milestone in our relatioship today....
after two years of seeing each another, he tells be about his fake teeth that were surgically implanted in his mouth. All his front teeth are fakes... he told me this when I mentioned how much I loved his smile.
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What else on his body is fake eye wonder........ Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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Well... he stopped dying his pubes and hairline, so I know how much gray he has. I like the gray in his hair.. the gray nutsack shocked me initially, but I am good with it now.
his teefuses.... He gets a new set re-done next week ... | |
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paintedlady said: We reached a milestone in our relatioship today....
after two years of seeing each another, he tells be about his fake teeth that were surgically implanted in his mouth. All his front teeth are fakes... he told me this when I mentioned how much I loved his smile.
I'm sorry....:falloff: His teefs are nice, that's all that matters. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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paintedlady said:
Aww sissy. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Isn't that really expensive? This may be a covert way of telling you he is loaded | |
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hendrikus said:
Isn't that really expensive? This may be a covert way of telling you he is loaded Or it explains why he is NOT loaded anymore | |
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I'm sorry but
I got this visual and its killing me!
At least he's honest. You gotta respect that.
Shit if I had a mouth full of dental implants and somebody complimented me on my smile I'd be straight cheezin!
but uh...why all the front ones fake? He get popped during a fight? I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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I was too shocked to ask...
the implants are getting re-done because they need an adjustment. He told me that's gonna be $11,000.00 , but his insurance covers most of the expense.
I think someone busted him up, because his front 4 teeth are gone.... its either that or meth.
WTH... he has such a pretty smile too... he's a great kisser.
Makes sense now why he was never into oral sex before.... | |
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Grey nutsack.... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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he's does OK for himself... he's a plumber & plasterer... rich? I dunno. He's got enough to buy teefuses.
*insert pipe laying jokes here....*
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Beautiful Amsterdam...
My work is done. So, fly home tomorrow, Saturday, or stay until Sunday?
What would the Org do?
Sunday! | |
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Where is SexLovely? Eye miss that Crazy fucker...Has he been sectioned?When is he due out? Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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i now have 1999 posts!!!!!!!
Your username is FuzzyWitch. Your membership level is member, and you've been a registered user for 3 months 18 days. You visit the site an average of 52.2 times/week. You've posted in the forums 1,999 times, and entered the chat room 0 times.
still have not gone into the chat room
[Edited 10/21/11 22:08pm] Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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omg!!! its getting freaky here!!!!!!!!
Your username is FuzzyWitch. Your membership level is member, and you've been a registered user for 3 months 18 days. You visit the site an average of 52.3 times/week. You've posted in the forums 2,010 times, and entered the chat room 0
20 Ten !!!!!!!!!!!!! Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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U dont wanna b remembered 4 20Ten do u...... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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Why is that upsetting? Many celebrities have caps or implants. He could have left them out and just bought tattoos. I think it is nice that he gives oral hygiene a top priority. Maybe he thought it was not something to share since they are not dentures and you'll never see them out of his mouth. There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin. | |
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I think its similar when a guy sees a woman take out her green contacts and hair weave... I guess I am shallow in certain areas.
I am over it now... I think I was just shocked a bit. I needed a day of disappointment. I am flattered he feels he can be so honest with me. He also told me (recently) that I was the first woman he met that didn't smoke weed. From my neighborhood/generation this weed smoking into adulthood is a very common thing... but I was still surprised. I was like "Really?! " and he went on to tell me of how he stopped smoking weed after two weeks of dating me. He was tired of his old habits and knew that being with me would introduce him to a better lifestyle.
I am in awe to what he said to me. I respect him for doing that and wanting to change his life for the better. | |
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Eye love my Peace Lilly more than alot of human beings...... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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so how was she???? | |
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She is lovely; I love her tights! There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin. | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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no disrespect intended but wouldn't it be funny to do a 'celebrity hookup' sketch where each party gradually removes one accessory after another (clothing, hair piece, dentures, contacts, breast implants, butt implants etc.) so that by the time both are naked they're revealed to be no more than wispy, gray, stick people?
ok. that sounded much funnier in my head | |
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why are you giving away all my secrets dear? (whistling the dr. pepper theme song)........ | |
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