In the last month or so I've met some awesome men who make me ALMOST wanna reconsider my no serious dating/no committed relationship policy. I ain't saying I'm catching feelings, but goshdarnit I've met some cool ass, foine ass, smart ass, funny ass, talented ass, got they shit togetha ass brothas recently and they are doing and saying all the right shit that I can't disregard any of 'em willy-nilly. And it's got me kinda flummoxed.

I'm juggling about 5-6 quality dudes plus the emergency dicks in a glass and I tell ya, that's a whole lotta balls in the air. Now, I'm at a crossroads. Although, I'm not trying to settle with any one person, finding time to spend with each one is becoming a challenge. I've been double-booking for weeks now, lunch with one, dinner with the other, etc. And a bitch is tired and full.

It's coming to a point where I'm going to have to thin out the heard but I don't wanna cuz I enjoy each guy for different reasons.

So, tell me:

1. How many folks would/have you juggled?

2. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?

3. How do you decide between equally impressive candidates?

4. Can you have your cake, ice cream, and pie and eat it too?

5. Who made up that saying?

Discuss

Married ~ Middle aged ~ Grandmother and overweight ...

I was hit ( hard ! ) on yesterday 2 times

Yeah, can't really help you with this one.

I'm just like Mach.

'cept I wasn't hit on twice yesterday.

I AM AWESOME!!!

Nothinbutjoy said:

I AM AWESOME!!!

YES you ARE !

Machaela said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

I AM AWESOME!!!

YES you ARE !

Playing the game better now ...

1. How many folks would/have you juggled? 3

2. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing? Yes

3. How do you decide between equally impressive candidates? Who says you have to ?

4. Can you have your cake, ice cream, and pie and eat it too? With whipped cream, cherries and nuts too !

5. Who made up that saying? Who cares ?

. How many folks would/have you juggled? 4

2. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing? waiting to find out

3. How do you decide between equally impressive candidates? toss a coin

4. Can you have your cake, ice cream, and pie and eat it too? Yep, it was good

5. Who made up that saying? Someone who wanted my dessert.

Okay...

1. 2

2. Yes

3. That's an individual choice. In my youth, I'd have gone for the good looks and good sex. Now, I'd look for the motherfucker who will hold a decent job and the one I have the most fun with. Not having excessive baggage, an ex or kids from hell is a bonus. A working dick....bonus, 'cause I can work with that.

4. If you have a piece of cake on a plate, then eat it, you no longer have that piece of cake that was on your plate. It is now in your belly. However, if you have a buffet of desserts who the fuck cares? Go get yourself something else that's sweet. Stop getting more sweets right before you puke. It's all good.

5. Someone with only one piece of cake.

I say you should get on your knees and suck them all off, then upload it so we can all see.

SCNDLS said:

In the last month or so I've met some awesome men who make me ALMOST wanna reconsider my no serious dating/no committed relationship policy. I ain't saying I'm catching feelings, but goshdarnit I've met some cool ass, foine ass, smart ass, funny ass, talented ass, got they shit togetha ass brothas recently and they are doing and saying all the right shit that I can't disregard any of 'em willy-nilly. And it's got me kinda flummoxed.

I'm juggling about 5-6 quality dudes plus the emergency dicks in a glass and I tell ya, that's a whole lotta balls in the air. Now, I'm at a crossroads. Although, I'm not trying to settle with any one person, finding time to spend with each one is becoming a challenge. I've been double-booking for weeks now, lunch with one, dinner with the other, etc. And a bitch is tired and full.

It's coming to a point where I'm going to have to thin out the heard but I don't wanna cuz I enjoy each guy for different reasons.

So, tell me:

1. How many folks would/have you juggled? THREE and when they found out about each other they all dumped me...but oh....Im spose to be alright with being a side piece. fuckalluniqqaz

2. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing? Not in my book

3. How do you decide between equally impressive candidates? You choose the one tha wants you the most and has the least baggage.

4. Can you have your cake, ice cream, and pie and eat it too? See response to question number one

5. Who made up that saying? WEEZY

Discuss move ova

p.s

we are entering fall/winter seasons and this is the time of the year where people chuck their old relationships for new ones. these men were always around, however they have only recently become available.

I can't tell you how many times I've run into a dude who broke up with his girl because he wasn't ready to spend thanksgiving with her family or didn't want to take her nieces/nephews trick or treating for halloween (the old let's see how you do with kids test).

My dysfunctional dating butt checks in....

SCNDLS said:

So, tell me:

1. How many folks would/have you juggled? have juggled 2 before... very well, got bored and dumped them both... I was a teen then.

2. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing? Um... NO!

3. How do you decide between equally impressive candidates? Which one is better in bed overall?

4. Can you have your cake, ice cream, and pie and eat it too? Some men do... you should too, why not?

5. Who made up that saying? Can't tell you... but roll with it anyways.

Machaela said:

Married ~ Middle aged ~ Grandmother and overweight ...

I was hit ( hard ! ) on yesterday 2 times

Perhaps you should have not given lap dances.

sp

[Edited 9/21/11 22:59pm]

1. How many folks would/have you juggled? 7, they all knew

2. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing? Yes and Never

3. How do you decide between equally impressive candidates? You don't, you break them off so hard they can't stand the thought of leaving. If that fails...Obstacle Course Challenge

4. Can you have your cake, ice cream, and pie and eat it too? Logically? No. Otherwise? Yes

5. Who made up that saying? John Heywood has been sighted as the first to have written it?

Loving your input. Ya'll some muhhfucking fools/geniuses!

And might I add, it ain't nuthin prettier than a big ol' chocolatey dick with major girth.

Can't wait to ride that around the block.

[Edited 9/22/11 9:15am]

Naaaaaww dont hold back girl ... no sugar coats

jus tell it like it is !

FREAK !!

Machaela said:

Naaaaaww dont hold back girl ... no sugar coats

jus tell it like it is !

FREAK !!

I resemble that remark!

Damn, now, it's REALLY raining and ain't a muhhfucking man in sight

SCNDLS said:

In the last month or so I've met some awesome men who make me ALMOST wanna reconsider my no serious dating/no committed relationship policy. I ain't saying I'm catching feelings, but goshdarnit I've met some cool ass, foine ass, smart ass, funny ass, talented ass, got they shit togetha ass brothas recently and they are doing and saying all the right shit that I can't disregard any of 'em willy-nilly. And it's got me kinda flummoxed.

I'm juggling about 5-6 quality dudes plus the emergency dicks in a glass and I tell ya, that's a whole lotta balls in the air. Now, I'm at a crossroads. Although, I'm not trying to settle with any one person, finding time to spend with each one is becoming a challenge. I've been double-booking for weeks now, lunch with one, dinner with the other, etc. And a bitch is tired and full.

It's coming to a point where I'm going to have to thin out the heard but I don't wanna cuz I enjoy each guy for different reasons.

So, tell me:

1. How many folks would/have you juggled?

2. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?

3. How do you decide between equally impressive candidates?

4. Can you have your cake, ice cream, and pie and eat it too?

5. Who made up that saying?

Discuss

Now you you know danggone well I gotta work tomorrow and now I click on then juiciest thread I'mma read this one through & post urrrythang I think tomorrow

...but for real, tho....you really mean all them menz is equally impressive? Somebody's gotta be comin' up short somehwhere and he (or they) need to be kickin' rocks

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

In the last month or so I've met some awesome men who make me ALMOST wanna reconsider my no serious dating/no committed relationship policy. I ain't saying I'm catching feelings, but goshdarnit I've met some cool ass, foine ass, smart ass, funny ass, talented ass, got they shit togetha ass brothas recently and they are doing and saying all the right shit that I can't disregard any of 'em willy-nilly. And it's got me kinda flummoxed.

I'm juggling about 5-6 quality dudes plus the emergency dicks in a glass and I tell ya, that's a whole lotta balls in the air. Now, I'm at a crossroads. Although, I'm not trying to settle with any one person, finding time to spend with each one is becoming a challenge. I've been double-booking for weeks now, lunch with one, dinner with the other, etc. And a bitch is tired and full.

It's coming to a point where I'm going to have to thin out the heard but I don't wanna cuz I enjoy each guy for different reasons.

So, tell me:

1. How many folks would/have you juggled?

2. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?

3. How do you decide between equally impressive candidates?

4. Can you have your cake, ice cream, and pie and eat it too?

5. Who made up that saying?

Discuss

Now you you know danggone well I gotta work tomorrow and now I click on then juiciest thread I'mma read this one through & post urrrythang I think tomorrow

...but for real, tho....you really mean all them menz is equally impressive? Somebody's gotta be comin' up short somehwhere and he (or they) need to be kickin' rocks

if its too good to be true...kick rocks

1. How many folks would/have you juggled? Never really been juggling as I never had several relationships at the same time. I had multiple one night stands (they all were conscenting) when I was in an open relationship. He knew and agreed (and he had multiple one night stands just the same) It only lasted a few month.

2. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing? Yes, and you can never get enough

3. How do you decide between equally impressive candidates? When feelings don't interfere I rate the intercourses.

4. Can you have your cake, ice cream, and pie and eat it too? Never too much, Never too much, Never too much...

1. How many folks would/have you juggled? 2

2. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing? Hell yes...cuz when you turn around to get a tissue to wipe the drool off your face that's when his bullshit is revealed. Never fails.

3. How do you decide between equally impressive candidates? I always decipher between how much drama he has and how HE handles it, cuz most of these muthafuckas don't deal with shit, they just let shit fly and act like it should be acceptable just because he may have alerted you to it beforehand. Umm you supposed to alert me to that shit, that's not a fucking privledge you giving me the bottom line is what are you doing to STOP or prevent this fucking drama you got? That's the million dollar question. Cuz no matter how great a man you will meet, there's always some shit with ALL of them, it just depends on how crazy his shit is.

4. Can you have your cake, ice cream, and pie and eat it too? Sure you can, but remember, at the end of the day, your stomach is going to hurt from eating all that cake, ice cream, pie, whip cream, caramel sauce, hot fudge, puerto rican vanilla pieces and milk chocolate.

5. Who made up that saying? The person who got caught up with the wrong muthafucka out of the group of muthafuckas they were fuckin with.

And another thing, where you meeting these menfolk at miss lady? Shucks give me some tips. I need me a selection to choose from right about now. The holidays coming up too? Shhhhiiiiitttttttt!!!!!!!

[Edited 9/26/11 18:47pm]

Nothinbutjoy said:

Okay...

1. 2

2. Yes

3. That's an individual choice. In my youth, I'd have gone for the good looks and good sex. Now, I'd look for the motherfucker who will hold a decent job and the one I have the most fun with. Not having excessive baggage, an ex or kids from hell is a bonus. A working dick....bonus, 'cause I can work with that.

4. If you have a piece of cake on a plate, then eat it, you no longer have that piece of cake that was on your plate. It is now in your belly. However, if you have a buffet of desserts who the fuck cares? Go get yourself something else that's sweet. Stop getting more sweets right before you puke. It's all good.

5. Someone with only one piece of cake.

Now that would be a dream come true. Only thing is, if the drama isn't coming from kids, an ex or baby mama drama, then that means its coming from somehwere else you really don't want it to come from...like the down low, crack fiend, heroine addict, hoarder, cross dresser, abuser, serial killer, rapist, arsonist or a mama's boy.

[Edited 9/26/11 18:54pm]

SCNDLS said:

In the last month or so I've met some awesome men who make me ALMOST wanna reconsider my no serious dating/no committed relationship policy. I ain't saying I'm catching feelings, but goshdarnit I've met some cool ass, foine ass, smart ass, funny ass, talented ass, got they shit togetha ass brothas recently and they are doing and saying all the right shit that I can't disregard any of 'em willy-nilly. And it's got me kinda flummoxed.

I'm juggling about 5-6 quality dudes plus the emergency dicks in a glass and I tell ya, that's a whole lotta balls in the air. Now, I'm at a crossroads. Although, I'm not trying to settle with any one person, finding time to spend with each one is becoming a challenge. I've been double-booking for weeks now, lunch with one, dinner with the other, etc. And a bitch is tired and full.

It's coming to a point where I'm going to have to thin out the heard but I don't wanna cuz I enjoy each guy for different reasons.

So, tell me:

1. How many folks would/have you juggled?

2. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?

3. How do you decide between equally impressive candidates?

4. Can you have your cake, ice cream, and pie and eat it too?

5. Who made up that saying?

Discuss

What is this shit? Are you going soft on me?

uPtoWnNY said:

SCNDLS said:

In the last month or so I've met some awesome men who make me ALMOST wanna reconsider my no serious dating/no committed relationship policy. I ain't saying I'm catching feelings, but goshdarnit I've met some cool ass, foine ass, smart ass, funny ass, talented ass, got they shit togetha ass brothas recently and they are doing and saying all the right shit that I can't disregard any of 'em willy-nilly. And it's got me kinda flummoxed.

I'm juggling about 5-6 quality dudes plus the emergency dicks in a glass and I tell ya, that's a whole lotta balls in the air. Now, I'm at a crossroads. Although, I'm not trying to settle with any one person, finding time to spend with each one is becoming a challenge. I've been double-booking for weeks now, lunch with one, dinner with the other, etc. And a bitch is tired and full.

It's coming to a point where I'm going to have to thin out the heard but I don't wanna cuz I enjoy each guy for different reasons.

So, tell me:

1. How many folks would/have you juggled?

2. Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?

3. How do you decide between equally impressive candidates?

4. Can you have your cake, ice cream, and pie and eat it too?

5. Who made up that saying?

Discuss

What is this shit? Are you going soft on me?

I'm a sucker for them Brooklyn/Harlem boys.