Eye was watching tv the other nite and a so called sex xpert was being interveiwed and the subject of cleaning ur teeth with sperm was mentioned......Could there b something in sperm that could make teeth whiter???Has any1 ever heard of sperm being good 4 cleaning teeth???Or sperm in ur mouth has a cleaning effect on teeth?Eye find this fascinating......So go look in the mirror at ur nashers and check out how white they r.....And ask urself "why r my teeth so white" .....Sperming ur teeth could replace bleaching and would b so much cheaper.....

Will the org ever run out of sex topics? ( ps If vainandy has the whitest teeth you have ever seen well then it works just fine.)

YUM!

Deadflow3r said:

Will the org ever run out of sex topics? ( ps If vainandy has the whitest teeth you have ever seen well then it works just fine.)

Deadflow3r said:

Will the org ever run out of sex topics? ( ps If vainandy has the whitest teeth you have ever seen well then it works just fine.)

Id rather look at this thread as a scientific xcersise and not titillation......More like a learning xcersise 4 orgers who want whiter teeth.......

LMAO!!!!!!

CHIC0 said:

CHIC0 said:

O lord......

davetherave6767 said:

Eye was watching tv the other nite and a so called sex xpert was being interveiwed and the subject of cleaning ur teeth with sperm was mentioned......Could there b something in sperm that could make teeth whiter???Has any1 ever heard of sperm being good 4 cleaning teeth???Or sperm in ur mouth has a cleaning effect on teeth?Eye find this fascinating......So go look in the mirror at ur nashers and check out how white they r.....And ask urself "why r my teeth so white" .....Sperming ur teeth could replace bleaching and would b so much cheaper.....

Why don't you try it and report back to us

luv4u said:

davetherave6767 said:

Eye was watching tv the other nite and a so called sex xpert was being interveiwed and the subject of cleaning ur teeth with sperm was mentioned......Could there b something in sperm that could make teeth whiter???Has any1 ever heard of sperm being good 4 cleaning teeth???Or sperm in ur mouth has a cleaning effect on teeth?Eye find this fascinating......So go look in the mirror at ur nashers and check out how white they r.....And ask urself "why r my teeth so white" .....Sperming ur teeth could replace bleaching and would b so much cheaper.....

Why don't you try it and report back to us

Eye have come 2 the concluesion it works.........But eye will continue the experimentation 4 a further 14days:falloff:

Nitenite..................just off 2 clean my teeth.........

I'm doing a load of whites tomorrow.

BIGASSEDIT:

"doing a load of whites" does NOT mean I'm doin a bunch of white dudes tomorrow...tho that wouldn't necessarily be the WORST way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

[Edited 9/17/11 20:39pm]

johnart said:

I'm doing a load of whites tomorrow.

BIGASSEDIT:

"doing a load of whites" does NOT mean I'm doin a bunch of white dudes tomorrow...tho that wouldn't necessarily be the WORST way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

[Edited 9/17/11 20:39pm]

Well, if that is your agenda for tomorrow, I guess that will be one more pool party I will not be invited to .

Deadflow3r said:

johnart said:

I'm doing a load of whites tomorrow.

BIGASSEDIT:

"doing a load of whites" does NOT mean I'm doin a bunch of white dudes tomorrow...tho that wouldn't necessarily be the WORST way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

[Edited 9/17/11 20:39pm]

Well, if that is your agenda for tomorrow, I guess that will be one more pool party I will not be invited to .

Well it wouldn't be a pool party since the pool is in plain view of both neighbors. I'd handle them all up in the bedroom cuz I'm a lady like that.

johnart said:

Deadflow3r said:

Well, if that is your agenda for tomorrow, I guess that will be one more pool party I will not be invited to .

Well it wouldn't be a pool party since the pool is in plain view of both neighbors. I'd handle them all up in the bedroom cuz I'm a lady like that.

Will cocktails be served? hypothetically of course. (I am bored baby, humor me!)

Deadflow3r said:

johnart said:

Well it wouldn't be a pool party since the pool is in plain view of both neighbors. I'd handle them all up in the bedroom cuz I'm a lady like that.

Will cocktails be served? hypothetically of course. (I am bored baby, humor me!)

What's the scenario we're working with? Still a bunch of dudes and me? If that's the case then cocks and a tail will be served.

johnart said:

Deadflow3r said:

Will cocktails be served? hypothetically of course. (I am bored baby, humor me!)

What's the scenario we're working with? Still a bunch of dudes and me? If that's the case then cocks and a tail will be served.

Baby, you know I know if I ever get the invite it would NOT BE THEN ! Only one tail but several cocks you sound like one greedy MF.

Deadflow3r said:

johnart said:

What's the scenario we're working with? Still a bunch of dudes and me? If that's the case then cocks and a tail will be served.

Baby, you know I know if I ever get the invite it would NOT BE THEN ! Only one tail but several cocks you sound like one greedy MF.

Eye of the beholder. Sounds like one tail is being quite generous to me.

johnart said:

Deadflow3r said:

Baby, you know I know if I ever get the invite it would NOT BE THEN ! Only one tail but several cocks you sound like one greedy MF.

Eye of the beholder. Sounds like one tail is being quite generous to me.

Hey, what time do those Aussie's show up? It is almost midnight here in Pensacola.

i rather have off white teeth than cock breath

Deadflow3r said:

johnart said:

Eye of the beholder. Sounds like one tail is being quite generous to me.

Hey, what time do those Aussie's show up? It is almost midnight here in Pensacola.

i may need to clarify something here ~ the renowned White Aussie smile is a result of fluoride that the government puts in our water

and at the cocktail joke

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FuzzyWitch said:

i rather have off white teeth than cock breath

No Fuzzywitch u wouldnt have cock breath!just move it around ur mouth and over all ur teeth then spit it out and gargle mouth wash....Eye realy think im on 2 something here and contemplating a visit 2 The Dragons Den...... ........Still needs more testing....

Are we talking someone else's sperm or your own (Ewwww!)?

If sperm does make your teeth whiter, I'll never know. Fuck that!

kitbradley said:

Are we talking someone else's sperm or your own (Ewwww!)?

4 me its my own sperm................but if u wanna use some1 elses then cool......its the results that count,that white sparkle...

Okay, Cream flavoured toothpaste, now I have heard it all, how long until a brand of sperm infused (Say 20% Jizz, 80% usual toothpaste chemicals) is on the market.

If Prince is broke, he could sponsor it and the toothpaste could be called "Cream Diamonds"

Do pornstar's have clean teeth?

[Edited 9/18/11 16:23pm]

aardvark15 said:

Do pornstar's have clean teeth?

[Edited 9/18/11 16:23pm]

This is it!!!! Yes Porn Stars do have great teeth......Perfect sparkly dazzling teeth.....now this could b the work of a dentist???? Or sperm and eye believe its the sperm.... .......

FuzzyWitch said:

i rather have off white teeth than cock breath

Nope, can't say I agree.

I can always quickly pop a breath meant to ameliorate the dick-mouth. Yellow ass teeth? That can be a point of no return.