i come across these things all the time and i read some of them and laugh my ass off and some of them i stop and think damnnn well what about that i never looked at it like that...

so i thought i would share some good ones

and if you wanna answer some feel free and if you wanna add some i would love to read them...

xoxo

1. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
2. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
3. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
4. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
5. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
6. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
7. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
8. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
9. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
10. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
11. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
12. You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
13. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
14. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
15. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
16. Has anyone else noticed that when a new paper towel ad appears, the older paper towel is suddenly less absorbent than when it was new?
17. How come the posters advertising the Psychic Fair need the place and time?
18. How come washing powders were 'Whiter than white' 30 years ago, and have been improving ever since?
19. How come you never hear about gruntled employee's?
20. How do they get the Caramilk in the Caramilk bar?
21. How do they unclog mail chutes in skyscrapers?
22. How do you know if a certificate of authenticity is real? What do they do, send you another one to prove it? How do you know THAT one's any good?
23. How does Kraft get the five ounces of milk into every slice of Cheese?
24. How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
25. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
26. If a train station is where a train stops and a bus station is where a bus stops, what's a workstation?
27. If all employees in a company are supposed to think in the same direction, why do you need more than one employee?
28. If crime doesn't pay, does that mean my job is a crime?
29. If you wish to make an improved product, does that mean you must already be engaged in making an inferior one?
30. If you work in a paperless office, what do you do if you have to take a dump?

31. Why do you get a pizza delivered quicker than an ambulance?

32. Why is there parking lot for disabled people at ice rinks?

33. Why do people order fries & double cheeseburger with DIET coke?

34. Why do we buy 10-packs hotdogs sausages and 8-packs hotdogs breads?

35. Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

36. Why do we have to click on the Start button to turn Windows off?

37. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavours and dishes soap made with real lemons?

38. Why isn't there "mouse flavored" cat food?

39. Why do they sterilize the needle used to euthanize?

40. If flying is so secure, why do they name airports as "Terminals"?

41. Why do we press the remote control buttons harder when batteries are dead?

42. Why do kamikaze pilots wear a helmet?

43. If you choke a smurf, what colour it turns?

44. Hod did the "Do not walk on grass" sign get right in the middle?

45. Do illiterate people have fun eating alphabet noodle soup?

46. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

47. When men discovered that cows produce milk, what did they intend to do in first place?

48. Do employees at Lipton also got a coffee break?

49. I need a new boomerang, how to get rid of the old one?

50. Why do 24/7 shops got bolts and keylocks?