Despite my previously staunch atheist position in religious discussions here on the Org, I have found enlightenment through Allah and I can confirm that I have converted to Islam.

I sometimes feel the need to stick a teaspoon handle down my pee-hole. It makes me feel hot.

I like cock

all you wankers get off your butts and post here now, y'hear me? NOW!!!

let a friend cum all over ur face

I want people to kill for me

Following IceNine's conversion, I too have an announcement. After seeing that photo of Supa in his Rocky Horror Show outfit posted a hundreds times on the Org already, I've now given up on homosexuality. Don't know what I was thinking really! I'm gonna get into some part-time television repair work to pass my free time from now on, too.

i sure do miss my hairy nipple avatar. it was so...me

Without Haystack, I'd leave the Org.

I know it sounds a little weird, but for a very long time now I've been thinking about what it would feel like to smear peanut butter on my nipples and have it licked off by a litter of homeless, hungry kittens. I know this sort of thing isn't exactly popular, but I've never been one to pander to popularity.

i'd like to chew the toenails off my foot but it won't fit in my mouth. anyone out there found a way to do this without getting drool all over their lap? please advise

i'm such a sucky moderator that ben had to bring in a woman to pick up my slack

As an experiment, could as many people as possible start UnOrgQuoting on the Prince: Music and More forum and see how popular you become.

I remove the eyes of children for sexual purposes

I'm a joke

Actually I was getting so sick and tired of spending every waking hour moderating you bunch of lunatics, I felt the need to hire some extra help so I can see my wife occasionally. Also I realise it takes a stroppy woman to deal with a stroppy queen like Aaron!

Did anybody watch Mary Poppins on the TV last night? My all time favourite film

ian said:


Ian that is completely inappropriate - Aaron contributes a lot to this site and is well liked. Take your words back immediately!

i hope aaron doesn't reveal all those kinky orgnotes i send to him daily. that would make me bloody knackered

I wasnt really SexLovely. I was my own separate person, but SL killed me and took my identity. Its true!!

i'm afraid i have no sense of humor so don't waste my time with this so-called 'thread'

Ah screw it maybe you are right. Bush should bomb whoever he likes. Go USA!

Quack, looks like they're up to that old quoting thing, again.

ian said:

... or somesuch...

wkb was right. Im a fucking cock holster!!

AaronUnlimited said:

Good try but I'm thinking "bloody knackered" isn't a phrase you use every day on your side of the Atlantic haha