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PrintableShanti0608 said:
I will tell Phil to send them to me so I can share with you. One is with tongue and one is without It's a sad state of affairs when there's tongue on your tits and you're too drunk to apprecite it.  | |
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THAT is sad. Especially considering the person's tongue that was on them. | |
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Come and find out | |
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I hope you guys are prepared to share with the rest of the class! |
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imago said: 1. I have a relatively respected (and liked) alter that I use when I don't want 'imago' to get in the way of a serious topic. I've been using for many years. Some of you folks that dont like me like him just fine, and vice versa.
2. I used to sing Italian hyms when I was a barratone in a choir. I speak with a relatively deep, baratone voice.
3. I'm quiet, polite, but not necessarily shy.
4. I know most of the lyrics by hear to Englebert Humperdink's greatest hints (actually, this is a well known fact in the local bars I hang out in and with the ladies.)
5. I've been tutoring a young man that I am horrendously attracted to, every night for the last 3 weeks. It's sooooo annoying. I hate myself.
6. I used to be very good at apologizing, but for some reason I can't anymore. I just blame everybody but myself, and that's not healthy.
7. Apparently wide open interiors drane my energy and make me feel nervous.
8. Someone I was deeply in love with married someone I love deeply.
9. I used to think that a lemon was just a ripe lime. I'm not joking.
10. I always feel like I'm running out of time. At times it's almost like a panicky feeling.
11. I'm very annoyed by the attention Fauxie gives JustErn. It seems all you need is good hair, a pretty face, tits, and a giant pubic mound these days.
12. I'm very annoyed by the attention Fauxie gives the rest of you. I hate you.
13. I worked in a porn store for 3 months and quit the night of a the porn awards in my city.
14. I've been part of a three-some in a trailer park. I wish I was making this shit up.
15. I've won several art awards in shows, but never translated that to the idea that I could make a living from it.
16. I'm writing this to make myself seem more interesting, for self-validation, and as a form of meditation to appreciate myself more.
17. I absolutely hate smoking with wet hair, elbows, and burps. It's not an act--I really hate these things.
18. I want to make a difference.
19. I feel a strange connection to Number23 and orger even though I've never met them and probably would have the most awkward time with them at a pub or something.
20. One of my friends, and somebody I really admire, is going back to New Zealand in 3 weeks to become a catholic priest. I just don't know what to say.
People, I know you're totally fascinated with my life, so I'll update you more as time permits. I like awkwardness. It's confidence that sinks my libido lower than a snake's balls. Not that I'd shag you. But you could have a decent wank over me later. X | |
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As for the thread's initial premise, I often use dry shampoo on the second day. | |
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eyewishuheaven said:
I hope you guys are prepared to share with the rest of the class! I'm happy to post the pics here... When i've seen them! They're bound to be safe pics - I'm pretty confident I wouldn't have shown nipple however drunk I was  | |
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Ive got a camcorder and cash...............u still wanna do that ad????????...Lights Camera Action:evillol: Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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and they were crss your heart bras I work for the C.I.A. ..... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
**....Someti | |
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Culinary Institute of America?  "not a fan"  yeah...ok | |
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Dang we need you in the conspiracy threads! My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
VIDEO WORK: http://sharadkantpatel.com MUSIC: https://soundcloud.com/ufoclub1977 | |
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I'm in love with someone here .........not gonna say who ! MICHAEL JACKSON
R.I.P مايكل جاكسون للأبد 1958 | |
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If we guess will you tell the truth?? ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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I'm really conflicted about something... | |
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Is it whos best prince or mj? Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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sorry Dave... its never going 2 happen
i totally blame my dad 4 it 2
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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Damn....... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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so close Dave.... right?????????? Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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Squids and Octopuses creep the shit out of me
I'm a chilfree person
I hate beetroots Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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sextonseven said:
Freaks!!!! | |
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This sounds worse than it is. He doesn't hurt them or anything.
He just takes a bit too much pleasure in coming up with ways of making them suffer when they're punished for breaking the rules. He actually likes it when they're miserable during the times when they're "paying the price." I first got a taste of this streak when we were dating. He and I were on the phone, and he began speaking to his little daughter, who was on punishment for some wrongdoing. She was laughing at something, and he told her (completely serious), "DON'T BE HAPPY."
And he likes to scare them. Thank God I'm here to hear his ideas before he springs them on the children, because sometimes he really wants to frighten the living shit out of them in a very malicious way and I have to gently bring the possible enusing psychological damage to his attention. Yes, issues. But I don't want you to think he, like, locks them in closets or pulls out their eyelashes or anything. | |
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I have been in talent shows, and won as well. I turned down an opportunity to be in the music business because I've learned through a few people how ugly and shady it could be, and it's not worth it. In 2005, I was approached by a man in New York who claimed he was from the Wilhelmina Modeling Agency, and he wanted me to drop by. I declined. | |
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I`ll have a big mac/large fries/9 mugnuggets and a nana shake and make it snappy......u shouldnt of declined the offer... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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Cute | |
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Just playin withya angel:lol: Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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