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To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: "Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz."
While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatin'yo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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But if you're tired of waitin' on Boaz, you can always call myaz. |
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BRILLIANT! LOL. "You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD | |
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Grammar? <no> Spelling? <no> Syntax <likely no>
Absolutley stone cold TRUE? <YES> Funk Is It's Own Reward | |
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I don't know, it's not necessarily bad to be with Broke-az or Po-az as long as they are striving to improve themselves and only look at their predicament as a temporary setback. But if they are whiny and reveling in their destitution, then dump their lame-azzes.
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lameaz punkaz sucka az bitchaz whoeaz and never to be forgotten stankin az... i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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I loved this funny yet helpful advice! Have u had your + sign today? | |
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This shit is brilliant! I'm cackling ova heah!!!
The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Dr. V. Frankl
"When you close your heart, you close your mind." - Michael Jackson (Man In The Mirror) "I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off"  | |
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Silly-az. | |
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lol yes!! | |
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Hey!!! The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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Right.Click.Save. This is going to the Women's Ministry at my church pronto | |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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AW MY DAYUM!!! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer.  | |
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This is brilliant by the way I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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He certainly gets around.