My beloved South Carolina Gamecocks play Navy today at 6:00. There is a joke here about Cocks and Semen somewhere but I am not exactly sure what it is. Which is why I came to the Org.

Feel free to run wild with this one.

nice to see you!!

are you a big Cock fan?

BlackAdder7 said:

nice to see you!!

are you a big Cock fan?

Been a Cock fan since 1983. My Cocks are rising this year. Some are expecting my Cocks to go all the way this year. Don't get me wrong, my Cocks have had some problems with penetration this year but I think they'll get that corrected. At the end of the day, my Cocks will be going places this year they have never gone before!

I love how the Cocks go all the way in!

Gotta admit...not really a lot of places for this thread to go.

Guess Mike Myers pretty much covered all of this already.

http://www.youtube.com/wa...5PwYcWY17Q

The Cocks can't control the Semen so far. Navy is up 7-0.

if the Cocks fumble the ball, or don't hang onto the balls, the coach will really blow it.

BlackAdder7 said:

if the Cocks fumble the ball, or don't hang onto the balls, the coach will really blow it.

Yes, Spurrier, the ol' Ball Coach, will spew his rage all over them.

SC Cheerleaders offer encouragement to increasingly limp Cocks.

[Edited 3/26/17 17:30pm]

Come on Cocks, let's milk them!!

Hey that was pretty good for a cow, right?

Despite appearing the seamen would erupt all over the Cocks, South Carolina was able to hold off a messy outcome and keep the Navy seamen in check 24-21.

http://www.cbssports.com/...-from-navy

Awful GameCOCK jokes. As for the game, my hometown Gamecocks ought to thank

their lucky stars. The defense is a work in progress and qb Garcia is consistently

inconsistent. No way this team is the 10th best in the country but they do have 4 players

that can play for any team in college football. On offense RB Marcus Lattimore WR Alshon

Jeffrey. On defense DL Javadeon Clowney and Melvin Ingram

[Edited 9/17/11 19:09pm]

phunkdaddy said:

Awful GameCOCK jokes. As for the game, my hometown Gamecocks ought to thank

their lucky stars. The defense is a work in progress and qb Garcia is consistently

inconsistent. No way this team is the 10th best in the country but they do have 4 players

that can play for any team in college football. On offense RB Marcus Lattimore WR Alshon

Jeffrey. On defense DL Javadeon Clowney and Melvin Ingram

[Edited 9/17/11 19:09pm]

I know my joke was lame, but c'mon, this practically calls out for parody.

At least your team did better today than my alma mater Northwestern Wildcats. They lost to Army, the same team which got their heads handed to them two weeks ago by Northern Illinois who play in a rinky dink conference.

[Edited 9/17/11 19:20pm]

The plan was to keep this thread going throughout the game with penis jokes...sadly I drank too much and failed in my mission. At least we won. Go Cocks!

Cow said:

Come on Cocks, let's milk them!!

Hey that was pretty good for a cow, right?

GottaLetitgo said:

The plan was to keep this thread going throughout the game with penis jokes...sadly I drank too much and failed in my mission. At least we won. Go Cocks!

Victorious Cocks!

BlackAdder7 said:

nice to see you!!

are you a big Cock fan?

i AM....really i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FuzzyWitch said:

BlackAdder7 said:

nice to see you!!

are you a big Cock fan?

i AM....really i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sound a bit too cock sure for my taste.

HamsterHuey said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i AM....really i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sound a bit too cock sure for my taste.

u taste cock????