Seeing that no one [with exception of PurpleJedi] answered any of these the first time around, I'm bringing this thread Back. But with a more simpler name........

Why do people say "Bless You" after someones sneezes? You'll look pretty stupid saying that to someone who has bad sinus problems [I sometimes sneeze 5 to 6 times in a row], or to an atheist...

Why have we turned some innocent words dirty? Dick, pussy, box, come, ass, bitch, wet....All dirty words now days...

Why do we do stuff that we know is bad for us?

Why do we need I.D. to get I.D.? If we had I.D., we wouldn't need I.D.*

Why are there so many love songs, yet so much hate in the world?

How much different do you think your life would be if you were a different race than you are right now?

Do you think blind people [from birth] dream? And if so, what do you think they dream about???

Is anyone else tired of seeing Queen Latifah in Cover Girl ads? Damn, almost every women's magazine I see has her ass in it....

Why do women always make sure that men have condom's before sex? Uh, they do make condoms for women too, don't get mad because I don't have one....you should be ready too!

....I will have some new shit to ask someday.....So....uh.....yeah....

[*Question posed by Mos Def from the song "The Questions" Performed by Common]

[Edited 9/16/11 21:09pm]

Tittypants said:

Seeing that no one [with exception of PurpleJedi] answered any of these the first time around, I'm bringing this thread Back. But with a more simpler name........

Why do people say "Bless You" after someones sneezes? You'll look pretty stupid saying that to someone who has bad sinus problems [I sometimes sneeze 5 to 6 times in a row], or to an atheist... u can always say... you're sooooooooooooooooo good looking

Why have we turned some innocent words dirty? Dick, pussy, box, come, ass, bitch, wet....All dirty words now days...cause we r cunts

Why do we do stuff that we know is bad for us? cause we need to experience life outside the bubble wrap

Why do we need I.D. to get I.D.? If we had I.D., we wouldn't need I.D.* because we r just a number

Why are there so many love songs, yet so much hate in the world? even haters need 2 b loved

How much different do you think your life would be if you were a different race than you are right now? depends on the race... but yes mostly it would b very different

Do you think blind people [from birth] dream? And if so, what do you think they dream about??? they dream about seeing

Is anyone else tired of seeing Queen Latifah in Cover Girl ads? Damn, almost every women's magazine I see has her ass in it.... we dont get that so much here, so it doesnt bother me

Why do women always make sure that men have condom's before sex? Uh, they do make condoms for women too, don't get mad because I don't have one....you should be ready too!

men r sooooooo irresponsible, and when something like this comes up .... well

i'll just b frank with u here.....

we do not want your baby

we do not want your germs

we r happy 2 swallow but r not interested in injected sperm

u own it... u cover it

....I will have some new shit to ask someday.....So....uh.....yeah.... i like new shit

[*Question posed by Mos Def from the song "The Questions" Performed by Common]

purplejedi is a sweetie.... he is never rude or arrogant, and one of the most friendliest orgers around

he does not hate on anyone and is a genuine nice person

he is also funny and very very interesting

u r fortunate that he made an effort to post on your original thread

oops

[Edited 9/16/11 5:37am]

Tittypants said:

Why have we turned some innocent words dirty? Dick, pussy, box, come, ass, bitch, wet....All dirty words now days...

Tea bag.

purplemonster04 said:

Tittypants said:

Why have we turned some innocent words dirty? Dick, pussy, box, come, ass, bitch, wet....All dirty words now days...

Tea bag.

Yup! I totally forgot about that one...

FuzzyWitch said:

Tittypants said:

Seeing that no one [with exception of PurpleJedi] answered any of these the first time around, I'm bringing this thread Back. But with a more simpler name........

Why do people say "Bless You" after someones sneezes? You'll look pretty stupid saying that to someone who has bad sinus problems [I sometimes sneeze 5 to 6 times in a row], or to an atheist... u can always say... you're sooooooooooooooooo good looking

Why have we turned some innocent words dirty? Dick, pussy, box, come, ass, bitch, wet....All dirty words now days...cause we r cunts

Why do we do stuff that we know is bad for us? cause we need to experience life outside the bubble wrap

Why do we need I.D. to get I.D.? If we had I.D., we wouldn't need I.D.* because we r just a number

Why are there so many love songs, yet so much hate in the world? even haters need 2 b loved

How much different do you think your life would be if you were a different race than you are right now? depends on the race... but yes mostly it would b very different

Do you think blind people [from birth] dream? And if so, what do you think they dream about??? they dream about seeing

Is anyone else tired of seeing Queen Latifah in Cover Girl ads? Damn, almost every women's magazine I see has her ass in it.... we dont get that so much here, so it doesnt bother me

Why do women always make sure that men have condom's before sex? Uh, they do make condoms for women too, don't get mad because I don't have one....you should be ready too!

men r sooooooo irresponsible, and when something like this comes up .... well

i'll just b frank with u here.....

we do not want your baby

we do not want your germs

we r happy 2 swallow but r not interested in injected sperm

u own it... u cover it

....I will have some new shit to ask someday.....So....uh.....yeah.... i like new shit

[*Question posed by Mos Def from the song "The Questions" Performed by Common]

purplejedi is a sweetie.... he is never rude or arrogant, and one of the most friendliest orgers around

he does not hate on anyone and is a genuine nice person

he is also funny and very very interesting

u r fortunate that he made an effort to post on your original thread

oops

Aww...see now? I have to jack this thread by completely ignoring Tittypants & his questions in order to flirt with you.

Hey there. How you doin'?

PurpleJedi said:

FuzzyWitch said:

purplejedi is a sweetie.... he is never rude or arrogant, and one of the most friendliest orgers around

he does not hate on anyone and is a genuine nice person

he is also funny and very very interesting

u r fortunate that he made an effort to post on your original thread

oops

Aww...see now? I have to jack this thread by completely ignoring Tittypants & his questions in order to flirt with you.

Hey there. How you doin'?

It's all good dude, you already answered them anyways...

When a person sneezes they loose control of there body and mind 4 a split second.......its in this split second that Satan possesses ur ass....And thats why people say bless u....

davetherave6767 said:

When a person sneezes they loose control of there body and mind 4 a split second.......its in this split second that Satan possesses ur ass....And thats why people say bless u....

davetherave6767 said:

davetherave6767 said:

When a person sneezes they loose control of there body and mind 4 a split second.......its in this split second that Satan possesses ur ass....And thats why people say bless u....

davetherave6767 said:

When a person sneezes they loose control of there body and mind 4 a split second.......its in this split second that Satan possesses ur ass....And thats why people say bless u....

oh, that is why we make racist exclamations like "THE JEWS!! THE JEWS!!!"

why are car companies so obsessed with showing us their cars skidding sideways in slow motion?

Tittypants said:

NDRU said:

why are car companies so obsessed with showing us their cars skidding sideways in slow motion?

Market research. People can't pull their eyes away from a car skidding in slow motion.

ZombieKitten said:

Tittypants said:

Don't laugh! It's true. In that sharp intake of breath before the violent expulsion of air, snot & saliva, the body is vulnerable. It is indeed when the devil can slip in unnoticed. You're actually supposed to say bless you before the choo in ah-choo.

okay, but uh....saying "Bless You" get's on my nerves. It's even funnier to say it to an athiest...

Btw, I know you're kidding about "the devil slipping in unnoticed"

[Edited 9/16/11 23:00pm]

Tittypants said:

Why do people say "Bless You" after someones sneezes? You'll look pretty stupid saying that to someone who has bad sinus problems [I sometimes sneeze 5 to 6 times in a row], or to an atheist...

"The custom of saying "God bless you" after a sneeze was begun literally as a blessing. Pope Gregory the Great (540-604 AD) ascended to the Papacy just in time for the start of the plague (his successor succumbed to it). Gregory (who also invented the ever-popular Gregorian chant) called for litanies, processions and unceasing prayer for God's help and intercession. Columns marched through the streets chanting, "Kyrie Eleison" (Greek for "Lord have mercy"). When someone sneezed, they were immediately blessed ("God bless you!") in the hope that they would not subsequently develop the plague. All that prayer apparently worked, judging by how quickly the plague of 590 AD diminished."

"Bless you" is not the same as "God bless you". Saying bless you after a sneeze, for me, is simply the manners I was raised with. Its polite. It has nothing to with god, satan, atheism or whatever.

Why have we turned some innocent words dirty? Dick, pussy, box, come, ass, bitch, wet....All dirty words now days...

Because the human race is slowly devolving to the point that we'll be a mass of drooling automatons.

Why do we do stuff that we know is bad for us?

Because we're trying to have as much fun as we can before we all devolve into a mass of drooling automatons.

Why are there so many love songs, yet so much hate in the world?

Love songs get you laid.

How much different do you think your life would be if you were a different race than you are right now?

If the situations I lived through were the same, not at all.

Do you think blind people [from birth] dream? And if so, what do you think they dream about???

That is an awesome question. I should probably do a search and find an answer... but I'm not going to right now. I'd imagine they do dream, as that has nothing to do with sight. But what they dream about is another matter altogether.

Is anyone else tired of seeing Queen Latifah in Cover Girl ads? Damn, almost every women's magazine I see has her ass in it....

I like Queen Latifah, but I haven't read a women's magazine in years. They've been preachin' the same man bashing bullshit for the last twenty years, anyway.

Why do women always make sure that men have condom's before sex? Uh, they do make condoms for women too, don't get mad because I don't have one....you should be ready too!

Any man who does not have more condomes than he needs at all times deseves whatever he gets.

NDRU said:

why are car companies so obsessed with showing us their cars skidding sideways in slow motion?

Good Observation! I never even thought about that, but it's true

Tittypants said:

ZombieKitten said:

Tittypants said:

okay, but uh....saying "Bless You" get's on my nerves. It's even funnier to say it to an athiest...

Btw, I know you're kidding about "the devil slipping in unnoticed"

[Edited 9/16/11 23:00pm]

People really used to believe that shit. Oh, and if bless you annoys you, how do you feel about saying goodbye? After all, it comes from "god be with ye".

Never can say Good Bye.....J5

Also, I always wait a second to see if someone is going to keep sneezing before saying bless you.

Cerebus said:

NDRU said:

why are car companies so obsessed with showing us their cars skidding sideways in slow motion?

Market research. People can't pull their eyes away from a car skidding in slow motion.

or one going over a cliff

Tittypants said:

Do you think blind people [from birth] dream? And if so, what do you think they dream about???

I am sure they dream. Our eyes are closed when we dream, right? So you don't need to see, you just need to think.

Plus dreams include all senses, not just sight.

The question is, do they have visual dreams? I bet they do, and what they might see in their dreams is something to think about!

But Stevie wrote about the visions in his mind. My guess is he did not just make that up.

[Edited 9/16/11 23:39pm]

Cerebus said:

Also, I always wait a second to see if someone is going to keep sneezing before saying bless you.

It's funny that you added that...

davetherave6767 said:

When a person sneezes they loose control of there body and mind 4 a split second.......its in this split second that Satan possesses ur ass....And thats why people say bless u....

obviously u have been sneezing whilst alone!!!!

bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u

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bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u

i think i just preformed an exorcism

[Edited 9/17/11 1:56am]

PurpleJedi said:

FuzzyWitch said:

purplejedi is a sweetie.... he is never rude or arrogant, and one of the most friendliest orgers around

he does not hate on anyone and is a genuine nice person

he is also funny and very very interesting

u r fortunate that he made an effort to post on your original thread

oops

Aww...see now? I have to jack this thread by completely ignoring Tittypants & his questions in order to flirt with you.

Hey there. How you doin'?

fine thanks

[Edited 9/17/11 1:56am]

FuzzyWitch said:

davetherave6767 said:

When a person sneezes they loose control of there body and mind 4 a split second.......its in this split second that Satan possesses ur ass....And thats why people say bless u....

obviously u have been sneezing whilst alone!!!!

bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u

bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u

bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u

bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u bless u

i think i just preformed an exorcism

[Edited 9/17/11 1:56am]

R u insinuating that davetherave is possessed?...........

Tittypants said:

Cerebus said:

Also, I always wait a second to see if someone is going to keep sneezing before saying bless you.

It's funny that you added that...

You can never be too clear about such things.