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Thread started 09/14/11 11:50pm

FuzzyWitch

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do u think this will catch on and be the next crazy craze????

lol

id call it slippery eel shouting smile

http://au.news.yahoo.com/...ns-bladder

Slippery eels slithers into man's.......

Yahoo!7 September 15, 2011, 10:11 am

Slippery eels slithers into man s bladder

A slippery eel has slithered its way into a Chinese man's bladder through his penis during a cleansing spa.

The man, who was enjoying a relaxing skin treatment where live eels are used to help clean the body, felt a sharp pain and realised that one of the eels had snuck off into his body, the Metro reported.

"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis," the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis."

The man was rushed to hospital, where the eel was removed from his body after a three-hour operation.

The slithering nature of the eel gave it the perfect ability to slip into the man's body through his genitals, surgeon Jin Wang said.

"The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly," he said.

Unfortunately for the eel, its journey did not end well with the surgeons finding the critter dead in the man's bladder.

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Reply #1 posted 09/15/11 1:12am

dyvrdown

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blowup
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Reply #2 posted 09/15/11 9:26am

PurpleJedi

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faint x 1,000

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Reply #3 posted 09/15/11 9:29am

Graycap23

Ohh dawn.

eek

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Reply #4 posted 09/15/11 9:50am

robertlove

Damn damn damn, only the thougt of it makes me nuts

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Reply #5 posted 09/15/11 9:54am

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Urgh, I feel sick.

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Reply #6 posted 09/15/11 10:08am

Genesia

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How would it be a craze? Like people would do it on purpose? wacky

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Reply #7 posted 09/15/11 4:12pm

FuzzyWitch

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Genesia said:

How would it be a craze? Like people would do it on purpose? wacky

eek

i was being sarcastic!!!

pity u dont get that lol

its ok tho hug

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Reply #8 posted 09/15/11 4:13pm

NDRU

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Genesia said:

How would it be a craze? Like people would do it on purpose? wacky

because it's crazy!

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Reply #9 posted 09/15/11 4:15pm

FuzzyWitch

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NDRU said:

Genesia said:

How would it be a craze? Like people would do it on purpose? wacky

because it's crazy!

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esp since they have relaxing skin treatments with slippery eels!!!

eek wtf is that mess about!!!!!!

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Reply #10 posted 09/15/11 4:16pm

NDRU

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FuzzyWitch said:

NDRU said:

because it's crazy!

nod

esp since they have relaxing skin treatments with slippery eels!!!

eek wtf is that mess about!!!!!!

yeah isn't an eel in your bath kind of a nightmare situation?

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Reply #11 posted 09/15/11 4:20pm

FuzzyWitch

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NDRU said:

FuzzyWitch said:

nod

esp since they have relaxing skin treatments with slippery eels!!!

eek wtf is that mess about!!!!!!

yeah isn't an eel in your bath kind of a nightmare situation?

i rather clean my body with steel wool than have eels suck the dirt off!!!

i promise myself esp after reading the story that no eel will ever enter my bath waters smile

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Reply #12 posted 09/15/11 4:22pm

morningsong

heard this yesterday riding in to work. my thought was, how much dead tissue is up there, that's suppose to be what they're after.

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Reply #13 posted 09/15/11 4:34pm

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morningsong said:

heard this yesterday riding in to work. my thought was, how much dead tissue is up there, that's suppose to be what they're after.

obviously heaps cause that lill eeel died of an overdose lol

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Reply #14 posted 09/16/11 1:50am

enjayh

dyvrdown said:

+1. Just reading that article was extremely uncomfortable!

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Reply #15 posted 09/16/11 7:22am

Militant

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dyvrdown said:

hahahahaha that picture is awesome

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Reply #16 posted 09/16/11 7:32am

DoffieParker

ouch.

i bet that thing was fried up afterwards & served with noodles

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Reply #17 posted 09/16/11 10:41am

sweething

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yiiiiiiipes! I'm female and THAT grossed me out.....lol

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