HotGritz said:

Adisa said:

I just don't follow the logic of women getting with ugly men because they have a big dick and are a great fuck. Like, how does that work? Random ugly dudes whips out his dick and his resume and BAM? Now, I have personally known many a beautiful woman that say they get with ugly men because (1) they don't want the competition from other women scoping her man (2) the ugly dude treats her very well because he knows he's ugly and basically has limited options, (3) woman has self-esteem issues and basically ANYBODY that talks a good game is gonna get some.

As for the men that get with ugly women? Hell,i was being taught when I was younger that "pussy don't have no face". Like hell, it doesn't, and I just can't get with a female that I'm not attracted to unles I'm off-the-chain horny and both my hands are broken. Even then I'd probably try to hump the floor first before getting with Sallysquatch.

How DO ugly guys get their foot in the door if they're not rich and/or famous? Maybe they just got the gift of gab and know what to say to certain women to make the pannies drop. I dunno. An ugly dude just ain't getting that far with me. We MIGHT be able to be friends if I can look at you without wincing. But me and Flav or Weezy can't even be acquaintances cuz I can't look at those faces with a straight face and converse.

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You know there are a thousand ways to be too ugly.

Too hairy? (have too much body hair of my own can't stand the stuff so NO)

Too skinny? Yes

Lips too big? Fine

Lips too small? no

cross eyed? yes

missing an eye?yes

Missing a limb? yes

Missing teeth? NOT in the very front, otherwise O.K.

Tons of tats? NO

Tons of facial piercings? NO

Short neck? Not really

long geeky neck? fine

thinning hair? fine

no hair? sure

unibrow? oK

facial scars? fine

flat ass? fine

very fat? no

long nose? Not really

big ears? fine

crooked teeth? fine

I am sure that my list is different from other peoples. I am not drop dead gorgeous but some men find me semi attractive while others find me straight up ugly. I would not want a man to look at me and find me ugly and figure I will do for just one night. I don't expect men to tell me I am the most beautiful woman they have ever seen but there should be some attraction, some chemistry there.

I think the same is true in reverse. Maybe he is not a stud but I need to find something attractive there. I am not going to date a guy that has all the features I don't like. Whether my friends think he is ugly is not important. I think Mick Jagger has something sexy about him to me and I know he is creepy looking to many other women. I guess my point is that I may date someone that turns your stomach but I will not date someone that turns ME completely off.

SCNDLS said:

Here's a good start

He makes pussy look good.

To ugly is when your ugly on the outside and ugly on the inside

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

Here's a good start

You know what? He has to be among the ugliest persons I have ever laid eyes upon. I'm talking Medusa ugly. Like for real,,,if he is the fist thing you see in the morning you likely to have your house covered with crows and some soon to be dead priest knocking on your door.

Ain't enough lotion in the world for those ashy balls.

HotGritz said:

Now this is some serious kind of ugly. IDC about his money, his fame, his filanthropy or even the fact that he gets the gud gud weed. He is too ugly for even an imaginary fuck.

[img:$uid]http://topnews.in/light/files/keith-richards.jpg[/img:$uid]

And he looks like a damn scarecrow.

SCNDLS said:



And you know that old pervert is giving up some big time money to keep those little sluts around. He's always reminded me of an old child molestor.

whistle said:

Some women would be outraged by an offer of money for sex. Why aren't you?

Hell, if a man is crazy enough to prefer some pussy instead of a dick, then these women need to charge his ass.

What's funny is, back in the day, the ho stroll used to be on the same street as the gay club so the straight hookers were out there working right along side the gay ones. A friend and I used to walk up the street and there would be some good looking men out there paying those whores. My crazy ass friend used to holler...."Come here honey, those is whores and they want some money. Come on down here honey, I'll do it for free"....Some of those men used to take him up on it. Those whores hated his ass for blocking their money.

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i get more turned off by ugly personalities than looks

NDRU said:

SCNDLS said:

The Rolling Stones' Ronnie Wood and his new Russian girlfriend, 20-year-old Ekaterina Ivanova

I don't think she's that bad personally

PUHLEAZEEEEE tell me thats his granddaughter.....

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

Darling I kid you not. I would jump on it if it was nice and clean and he kept that luminum foil mouth of his closed.

He is attractive (to me)

He has plenty of money and potential to make even MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY (IMO)

He has long dreads (one of my many secret weaknesses)

He's little (so I could defend myself if he got crazy)

He is obviously sexually skilled (see the various baby mommas)

He's famous (that certainly helps)

He wears many diamonds ( I could rob him while we was fuckin' just in cae the baby momma deal fell through)

I'ma put you on the prayer list at church cuz you clearly need Jesus

formallypickles said:

Too ugly is when you're ugly on the outside and ugly on the inside

vainandy said:

HotGritz said:

You know what? He has to be among the ugliest persons I have ever laid eyes upon. I'm talking Medusa ugly. Like for real,,,if he is the fist thing you see in the morning you likely to have your house covered with crows and some soon to be dead priest knocking on your door.

Ain't enough lotion in the world for those ashy balls.

Ashy, crusty, dusty, musty all adjectives that come to mind. Just imagining his balls

vainandy said:

whistle said:

Some women would be outraged by an offer of money for sex. Why aren't you?

Hell, if a man is crazy enough to prefer some pussy instead of a dick, then these women need to charge his ass.

What's funny is, back in the day, the ho stroll used to be on the same street as the gay club so the straight hookers were out there working right along side the gay ones. A friend and I used to walk up the street and there would be some good looking men out there paying those whores. My crazy ass friend used to holler...."Come here honey, those is whores and they want some money. Come on down here honey, I'll do it for free"....Some of those men used to take him up on it. Those whores hated his ass for blocking their money.

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Yo ass I swear . . . you going on the list too

tinaz said:

He just grosses me out... He looks like he is always sickly and he's scrawny and just plain ole U.G.L.Y!

Normally I think this too, but he actually looks almost okay in the first picture - and to be clear I do mean just almost okay.

SCNDLS said:



cadaver

Neophyte said:

tinaz said:

He just grosses me out... He looks like he is always sickly and he's scrawny and just plain ole U.G.L.Y!

Normally I think this too, but he actually looks almost okay in the first picture - and to be clear I do mean just almost okay.

Well he's a sensitive guy, so doesn't that count for something?

Plus if he left a former Ms. Universe to get with J-Lo, he must be doing SOMETHING right!

...although...

...I realize that Karma is a bitch...but it must really suck to know that the love of your life, whom u pined for and even left your wife & kids for...is now banging a pretty boy.

http://www.nydailynews.co...mbus_.html

PurpleJedi said:

Neophyte said:

Normally I think this too, but he actually looks almost okay in the first picture - and to be clear I do mean just almost okay.

Well he's a sensitive guy, so doesn't that count for something?

Plus if he left a former Ms. Universe to get with J-Lo, he must be doing SOMETHING right!

...although...

...I realize that Karma is a bitch...but it must really suck to know that the love of your life, whom u pined for and even left your wife & kids for...is now banging a pretty boy.

http://www.nydailynews.co...mbus_.html

Hey i'm not saying women shouldn't find him attractive if that is what they like, just that I don't! As for his sensitivity, he should be sensitive to the fact that he needs to gain a few pounds - The only person that kind of skinny looked good on imo is Bruce Lee; and he should have been sensitive to the fact that J-Ho wasn't a good bet no matter how much he wanted her, she's a butterfly and don't sit still for too long.

Bet ole Ms Universe is laughing her mf ass off right about now.

PurpleJedi said:

Neophyte said:

Normally I think this too, but he actually looks almost okay in the first picture - and to be clear I do mean just almost okay.

Well he's a sensitive guy, so doesn't that count for something?

Plus if he left a former Ms. Universe to get with J-Lo, he must be doing SOMETHING right!

...although...

...I realize that Karma is a bitch...but it must really suck to know that the love of your life, whom u pined for and even left your wife & kids for...is now banging a pretty boy.

http://www.nydailynews.co...mbus_.html

Bradley Cooper is another that I just don't get the attraction. He's not the least bit cute and he's the same smug/conceited character in every movie it seems. He reminds me of Seth Green.

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Neophyte said:

PurpleJedi said:

Well he's a sensitive guy, so doesn't that count for something?

Plus if he left a former Ms. Universe to get with J-Lo, he must be doing SOMETHING right!

...although...

...I realize that Karma is a bitch...but it must really suck to know that the love of your life, whom u pined for and even left your wife & kids for...is now banging a pretty boy.

http://www.nydailynews.co...mbus_.html

Hey i'm not saying women shouldn't find him attractive if that is what they like, just that I don't! As for his sensitivity, he should be sensitive to the fact that he needs to gain a few pounds - The only person that kind of skinny looked good on imo is Bruce Lee; and he should have been sensitive to the fact that J-Ho wasn't a good bet no matter how much he wanted her, she's a butterfly and don't sit still for too long.

Bet ole Ms Universe is laughing her mf ass off right about now.

While spending his money on a pretty youngsta who's blowing backs out

SCNDLS said:

Neophyte said:

Hey i'm not saying women shouldn't find him attractive if that is what they like, just that I don't! As for his sensitivity, he should be sensitive to the fact that he needs to gain a few pounds - The only person that kind of skinny looked good on imo is Bruce Lee; and he should have been sensitive to the fact that J-Ho wasn't a good bet no matter how much he wanted her, she's a butterfly and don't sit still for too long.

Bet ole Ms Universe is laughing her mf ass off right about now.

While spending his money on a pretty youngsta who's blowing backs out

Well, she briefly dated Terrence Howard.

Then moved on to Amaury Nolasco (from 'Prison Break');

...so YEAH, you're right!

whistle said:

So how exactly are you not a bunch of greedy whores?

Um....no greedy whores on this thread hon so take that ish somewhere else. The thread is called "too ugly" to fuck not "too broke" to fuck. Why you care anyway and why are you on here name calling? Unless ur either terribly ugly or terribly broke ass then this thread has nothing to do with you.

whistle said:

I deliberately named no names to see who would take the bait. I know I'm stirring up shit, but its depressing to hear women talk about $$ all the time. I'm a romantic at heart. However, I can understand women's cynical attitudes because I know that men will happily screw you and dump you if you let them.

See that's your problem right there. Why do you bother to come on fun thread to simply bait and stir up shit. Its depressing to hear women talk about money? Really? So is it equally depressing to hear men talk about women's body parts, disect them and assess their value based solely on how they look? Chile please!

Adisa said:

As for the men that get with ugly women? Hell,i was being taught when I was younger that "pussy don't have no face". Like hell, it doesn't, and I just can't get with a female that I'm not attracted to unles I'm off-the-chain horny and both my hands are broken. Even then I'd probably try to hump the floor first before getting with Sallysquatch.

Oh my dayum! Caint breate!!!!!

I would fuck Jaime Fox's ugly ass. I would straighten his eyes out!

paintedlady said:

I would fuck Jaime Fox's ugly ass. I would straighten his eyes out!

He really is ugly but I totally understand.

HotGritz said:

paintedlady said:

I would fuck Jaime Fox's ugly ass. I would straighten his eyes out!

He really is ugly but I totally understand.

I am still trying to figure out your crush on that gremlin... he really looks like Spike.

HotGritz said:

paintedlady said:

I would fuck Jaime Fox's ugly ass. I would straighten his eyes out!

He really is ugly but I totally understand.

I don't think Jamie is TOO ugly at all unless he's coming to bed looking like Wanda. Plus he's got a nice body and he's holding. Therefore, he's not in gremlin or troll territory IMO.

paintedlady said:

HotGritz said:

He really is ugly but I totally understand.

I am still trying to figure out your crush on that gremlin... he really looks like Spike.

I actually was crushing on him before the face tats. He really has a nice face/symmetrical, pretty skin tone. Plus he's an awesome rapper.