paintedlady said:

HotGritz said:

For women:

Have you ever had a really big vagina and if so what did you to remedy that sad situation?

For men/women:

Do you mind such sexually crude and juvenile questions or is this just another day at the org?

1- Pussy got "snap-back" .. after 3 vaginal deliveries and one episiotomy my guy tells me I have the tightest pussy he's ever had. I had to learn to take in my current lover. If he were any bigger I wouldn't like him.

I think its more of a genetic thing instead of a birth thing.

2- C'mon! Do I think something is crude? ... have you seen MY posts? I am the queen of TMI

my org boo

PurpleJedi said:

eyewishuheaven said:

I'd hate to generalize, but I think this a problem guys face more than girls. Unless the girl already has kids of her own, then it's all good. But the few times I've talked about my son with a girl I'm getting on with who doesn't already have kids of her own, you can almost hear an imaginary door slam!

Yeah, it was just bad. I mean, she came over to ME and started the conversation. I was nervous as hell (God she was hot) and my brain & mouth seemed to disconnect, so I started telling her about my kids going to Florida for the summers (since she's mentioned living in Florida for a while) and staying with the in-laws (strike #2 probably) and stuff.

I could almost SEE that door slamming shut.

x 1,000,000

Well I guess it depends if you just wanted her for a night or for something more serious. If you were not interested in getting serious then bringing your kids up probably was not a good idea. But when you meet somebody you'd might want to be with for a longer time then she has to accept them anyway and if she is turned of by you being a loving dad then it probably would have been pretty complicated anyway .

eyewishuheaven said:

JustErin said:

Really?

I've never had a bad experience talking to a new interest about my son. Even on the first meeting.

I'd hate to generalize, but I think this a problem guys face more than girls. Unless the girl already has kids of her own, then it's all good. But the few times I've talked about my son with a girl I'm getting on with who doesn't already have kids of her own, you can almost hear an imaginary door slam!

I don't have kids on my own and I did not give my boyfriend that door slam even though he has 2 girls from a previous relationship. If a woman is seriously interested in a man then she will still go for it.

Do you ever get annoyed at all those movies which depict some nerdy misfit who happens to charm a gorgeous woman who seems both oblivious to the fact that she's a hot piece of snatch and that he's not nearly worthy enough for her?

The Nutty Professor, Spiderman (although I wouldn't call Toby Macguire undesirable), are only but a few examples. It seems Hollywood perpetuates this idea that your average, dorky, meagerly employed guy can sleep with a highly educated supermodel.

OK, I guess I loaded my question , but really...

Don't you find the premise a bit unrealistic and pandering to the male ego?

imago said:

Do you ever get annoyed at all those movies which depict some nerdy misfit who happens to charm a gorgeous woman who seems both oblivious to the fact that she's a hot piece of snatch and that he's not nearly worthy enough for her?

The Nutty Professor, Spiderman (although I wouldn't call Toby Macguire undesirable), are only but a few examples. It seems Hollywood perpetuates this idea that your average, dorky, meagerly employed guy can sleep with a highly educated supermodel.

OK, I guess I loaded my question , but really...

Don't you find the premise a bit unrealistic and pandering to the male ego?

on the other hand, is a multi-millionaire playboy really going to get out of his limo and climb up the balcony to make his whore feel like a princess?

NDRU said:

imago said:

Do you ever get annoyed at all those movies which depict some nerdy misfit who happens to charm a gorgeous woman who seems both oblivious to the fact that she's a hot piece of snatch and that he's not nearly worthy enough for her?

The Nutty Professor, Spiderman (although I wouldn't call Toby Macguire undesirable), are only but a few examples. It seems Hollywood perpetuates this idea that your average, dorky, meagerly employed guy can sleep with a highly educated supermodel.

OK, I guess I loaded my question , but really...

Don't you find the premise a bit unrealistic and pandering to the male ego?

on the other hand, is a multi-millionaire playboy really going to get out of his limo and climb up the balcony to make his whore feel like a princess?

Well, that has just as much chance of happening as an out-of-work cop owning a sprawling townhouse in an afluent part of Manhatten.

It happens.

NDRU said:

imago said:

Do you ever get annoyed at all those movies which depict some nerdy misfit who happens to charm a gorgeous woman who seems both oblivious to the fact that she's a hot piece of snatch and that he's not nearly worthy enough for her?

The Nutty Professor, Spiderman (although I wouldn't call Toby Macguire undesirable), are only but a few examples. It seems Hollywood perpetuates this idea that your average, dorky, meagerly employed guy can sleep with a highly educated supermodel.

OK, I guess I loaded my question , but really...

Don't you find the premise a bit unrealistic and pandering to the male ego?

on the other hand, is a multi-millionaire playboy really going to get out of his limo and climb up the balcony to make his whore feel like a princess?

Leave Kris Humphries alone. He apparently loves Kim Kardashian.

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

Women, how do you really feel when you decide that the big O is just not going to happen that night?

You can decide not to get off?

Yeah I don't get that either

Serious said:

JustErin said:

You can decide not to get off?

Yeah I don't get that either

sometimes [in my experience], women want to get off, and sometimes they seem perfectly content to have sex and then go to sleep without getting off

It's not how men (or Erin) are.

NDRU said:

Serious said:

Yeah I don't get that either

sometimes [in my experience], women want to get off, and sometimes they seem perfectly content to have sex and then go to sleep without getting off

It's not how men (or Erin) are.

@ the Erin part

I had great sex without getting off when I started to have sex for quite some time and I did not miss anything. For many, many years now I usually come at least one time during sex, most of the times several times. On the very rare occasions I don't come (maybe 1 out of 50 times) it 's not a decision of mine to not get off, but circumstances. Why would somebody decide to not come? And how can soembody decide that apart from interrupting it whenever it's getting too nice? And that would be totally frustrating and would not make any sense IMO. What makes sense to me is to decide to not come more often after having come several times because it kinda gets too much after a while.

Serious said:

NDRU said:

sometimes [in my experience], women want to get off, and sometimes they seem perfectly content to have sex and then go to sleep without getting off

It's not how men (or Erin) are.

@ the Erin part

I had great sex without getting off when I started to have sex for quite some time and I did not miss anything. For many, many years now I usually come at least one time during sex, most of the times several times. On the very rare occasions I don't come (maybe 1 out of 50 times) it 's not a decision of mine to not get off, but circumstances. Why would somebody decide to not come? And how can soembody decide that apart from interrupting it whenever it's getting too nice? And that would be totally frustrating and would not make any sense IMO. What makes sense to me is to decide to not come more often after having come several times because it kinda gets too much after a while.

That's all I was asking. Some people don't come just from intercourse, so it might be a decision for them if they want more afterward, right?

NDRU said:

Serious said:

@ the Erin part

I had great sex without getting off when I started to have sex for quite some time and I did not miss anything. For many, many years now I usually come at least one time during sex, most of the times several times. On the very rare occasions I don't come (maybe 1 out of 50 times) it 's not a decision of mine to not get off, but circumstances. Why would somebody decide to not come? And how can soembody decide that apart from interrupting it whenever it's getting too nice? And that would be totally frustrating and would not make any sense IMO. What makes sense to me is to decide to not come more often after having come several times because it kinda gets too much after a while.

That's all I was asking. Some people don't come just from intercourse, so it might be a decision for them if they want more afterward, right?

Well for me it's easiest and nicest way to come to come from intercourse. So if for whatever reason I don't I will do it again (intercourse) if i want to get off if I am in the mood for more .

PurpleJedi said:

FuzzyWitch said:

that wouldn't impress me

but a couple of flaming Lamborghini's would

Ok...I had to google that.

Now...would I be allowed to drink it out of a straw, or would I need to singe my moustache in order to impress you?

slimhustle said:

PurpleJedi said:

Ok...I had to google that.

Now...would I be allowed to drink it out of a straw, or would I need to singe my moustache in order to impress you?

Yeah...that dumbass would be me.

imago said:

Do you ever get annoyed at all those movies which depict some nerdy misfit who happens to charm a gorgeous woman who seems both oblivious to the fact that she's a hot piece of snatch and that he's not nearly worthy enough for her?

The Nutty Professor, Spiderman (although I wouldn't call Toby Macguire undesirable), are only but a few examples. It seems Hollywood perpetuates this idea that your average, dorky, meagerly employed guy can sleep with a highly educated supermodel.

OK, I guess I loaded my question , but really...

Don't you find the premise a bit unrealistic and pandering to the male ego?

I think it all started when Woody Allen started making movies...

+ =

JustErin said:

Not missing anything?

Are you asking or telling us?

PurpleJedi said:

JustErin said:

Not missing anything?

Are you asking or telling us?

I can't quote easily on my phone. It's for serious and her "not missing anything" comment.

JustErin said:

PurpleJedi said:

Are you asking or telling us?

I can't quote easily on my phone. It's for serious and her "not missing anything" comment.

Gotcha.

She probably meant that everything else made up for it?

PurpleJedi said:

JustErin said:

I can't quote easily on my phone. It's for serious and her "not missing anything" comment.

Gotcha.

She probably meant that everything else made up for it?

Oh I did not get it was for me either .

It was awesome sex I had and I really did not miss anything at all . For me having an orgasm isn't necessarily the best part about sex. When I masturbate it's like that, but not when I have sex with my man. It can be the "highlight", but it can also be that other moments are even more fullfilling for me. And at that time back then when I did not come I had so many of these other moments that everything was perfect for me the way it was. These days it would be different though as there is a reason now if I don't come liek some negative things that stop me.

PurpleJedi said:

slimhustle said:

Yeah...that dumbass would be me.

i have had a few of them... the trick is to quickly blow out the flame b4 u drink it

Would it surprise any of yall if some of our lady entrances smell like a bouqet of lilacs that exploded on to a set of recently removed anal beads?

imago said:

Would it surprise any of yall if some of our lady entrances smell like a bouqet of lilacs that exploded on to a set of recently removed anal beads?

not me...except you told me it was "anal needs" not beads. Anal needs sounds way more interesting

NDRU said:

imago said:

Would it surprise any of yall if some of our lady entrances smell like a bouqet of lilacs that exploded on to a set of recently removed anal beads?

not me...except you told me it was "anal needs" not beads. Anal needs sounds way more interesting

imago said:

Would it surprise any of yall if some of our lady entrances smell like a bouqet of lilacs that exploded on to a set of recently removed anal beads?

thats very poetic imago ..... it is rather promising, can even b a hit!!!!

[Edited 9/14/11 20:30pm]

NDRU said:

imago said:

Would it surprise any of yall if some of our lady entrances smell like a bouqet of lilacs that exploded on to a set of recently removed anal beads?

not me...except you told me it was "anal needs" not beads. Anal needs sounds way more interesting

he told u needs 2!!!!

FuzzyWitch said:

imago said:

Would it surprise any of yall if some of our lady entrances smell like a bouqet of lilacs that exploded on to a set of recently removed anal beads?

thats very poetic imago ..... it is rather promising, can even b a hit!!!!

[Edited 9/14/11 20:30pm]

Maybe that should be his next thread. Imma vote right now!