NDRU said:

JustErin said:

NDRU said: Um...I can't.

so you get off ever time you have sex?

Yes....this is the reason why I am doing it.

PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

When I realize I am NOT going to get off for what ever reason I jump off his dick and start sucking him off.

Last time I just licked his balls and perineal area and teased him slowly until he reached orgasm. I was fine just doing that. I get off on pleasing just as much as getting pleasured. So its good if sometimes I don't get mines. But if it tends to happen a lot then I will demand to ride his face.

Sandra, your amazing, you know that?

Is a guy smelling like flowers worse than smelling like sweat? Not a fan of floral, bring on the sweat.

If money doesn't matter, would you pay for dinner? Money matters, on both sides. I have no problem paying for dinner.

How small is too small for a penis? If it falls out of my hand on a half stoke, that shit is far to small. Anything under 6inch? Short and wide ain't bad.

How big is too big? If you're fucking me and getting head at the same time, its prob too big. Again, too long can be taken care of, too wide and we have serious issues.

Would you date a guy with a nice car but no money for gas? Yes

How flat is too flat? No such thing.

How full is too full? Fuller than mine = too full

Would you still kiss them if the breath smelled like dick? No

Is bald sexy to you? No, not for women or men

If the hair is down to the groin is that a problem? Nope, I love long hair.

If they said they loved you by the second date would your stay or flee? Laugh

In this dangerous world we live in, is it still 'charming' for a stranger to come up and talk to

you in the street, or would you just as quickly pull out the mace and give him a shot in the eye? Depends on how they did it.

do you like to cuddle? Not really.

How do you feel about love? It is an interesting tool.

For men:

Have you ever stuck your schlong in a really big vagina and if so how did it feel? Did you make a baby prior to that? If so do you feel guilty for stretching that vag all the way out?

For women:

Have you ever had a really big vagina and if so what did you to remedy that sad situation?

For men/women:

Do you mind such sexually crude and juvenile questions or is this just another day at the org?

HotGritz said:

Do you mind such sexually crude and juvenile questions or is this just another day at the org?

I get where you're coming from, but I actually find such questions refreshing! Much better than the "which colour do you prefer: beige or ecru?"-type questions I endure most days.

eyewishuheaven said:

HotGritz said:

Do you mind such sexually crude and juvenile questions or is this just another day at the org?

I get where you're coming from, but I actually find such questions refreshing! Much better than the "which colour do you prefer: beige or ecru?"-type questions I endure most days.

Whats wrong with me banging a woman from the back but positioning her so i can still watch the football?Why does this upset them?They say men cant multitask.......Well Davetherave can!

davetherave6767 said:

Whats wrong with me banging a woman from the back but positioning her so i can still watch the football?Why does this upset them?They say men cant multitask.......Well Davetherave can!

That is like Andrew Dice Clay who put the ashtray on her ass

davetherave6767 said:

Whats wrong with me banging a woman from the back but positioning her so i can still watch the football?Why does this upset them?They say men cant multitask.......Well Davetherave can!

I've no doubt you can multi-task. But lets be real, one thing will require more attention to detail than the other. Now if ur all into the game...chances are ya girl will seek relief during half time. What his name is I can't tell ya but he will have his focus all on her. Oh I remember his name....Dura Cel. He's armenian I believe.

NDRU said:

Women, how do you really feel when you decide that the big O is just not going to happen that night?

Wait ... what ?

eyewishuheaven said:

Okay, well, here's a question for the girls... particularly the big-city girls:

In this dangerous world we live in, is it still 'charming' for a stranger to come up and talk to you in the street, or would you just as quickly pull out the mace and give him a shot in the eye?

I;m not in a big city or anything,and I'm polite to anyone who approaches me, but I don't particularly care for it. I mean, if the guy is just polite and exchanges pleasentrys and moves along thats fine......but anything more than that makes me wary.

HotGritz said:

For women:

Have you ever had a really big vagina and if so what did you to remedy that sad situation?

For men/women:

Do you mind such sexually crude and juvenile questions or is this just another day at the org?

1- Pussy got "snap-back" .. after 3 vaginal deliveries and one episiotomy my guy tells me I have the tightest pussy he's ever had. I had to learn to take in my current lover. If he were any bigger I wouldn't like him.

I think its more of a genetic thing instead of a birth thing.

2- C'mon! Do I think something is crude? ... have you seen MY posts? I am the queen of TMI

HotGritz said:

For men/women:

Do you mind such sexually crude and juvenile questions or is this just another day at the org?

This is the Org. We thrive on rude & crude behavior!

Anyone who minds needs to go back to CelineDion.org

PurpleJedi said:

HotGritz said:

For men/women:

Do you mind such sexually crude and juvenile questions or is this just another day at the org?

This is the Org. We thrive on rude & crude behavior!

Anyone who minds needs to go back to CelineDion.org

that is soooooooooo true!!!!

but there r ppl here that go out of their way to report other orgers 2 the mods just because they dont particularly like them... and that sucks!!!!!!

so much stuff gets posted here... crazy stuff... but some ppl get banned 4 the wrong reasons!!!!

i hate double standards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 more thing.... back off trolls!!!! i have a list

FuzzyWitch said:

PurpleJedi said:

This is the Org. We thrive on rude & crude behavior!

Anyone who minds needs to go back to CelineDion.org

that is soooooooooo true!!!!

but there r ppl here that go out of their way to report other orgers 2 the mods just because they dont particularly like them... and that sucks!!!!!!

so much stuff gets posted here... crazy stuff... but some ppl get banned 4 the wrong reasons!!!!

i hate double standards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 more thing.... back off trolls!!!! i have a list

Ignore the trolls...hit us with a GOOD question then!!!

ok just 4 u Jedi

your first experience of freedom after the break up...

did u become a man whore???? or is that something on the cards????

FuzzyWitch said:

ok just 4 u Jedi

your first experience of freedom after the break up...

did u become a man whore???? or is that something on the cards????

In the cards.

First I have to cut the emotional strings completely (partially severed right now, not cut all the way through).

Then I have to learn how to totally not BLOW it when talking to an attractive lady. That whole "game" thing.

[Note #1 so far; talking about kids = bad thing] x 1,000

PurpleJedi said:

[Note #1 so far; talking about kids = bad thing] x 1,000

Co-sign!

eyewishuheaven said:

PurpleJedi said:

[Note #1 so far; talking about kids = bad thing] x 1,000

Co-sign!

Yeah...I spent a whole day beating myself up after that one.

PurpleJedi said:

FuzzyWitch said:

ok just 4 u Jedi

your first experience of freedom after the break up...

did u become a man whore???? or is that something on the cards????

In the cards.

First I have to cut the emotional strings completely (partially severed right now, not cut all the way through).

Then I have to learn how to totally not BLOW it when talking to an attractive lady. That whole "game" thing.

[Note #1 so far; talking about kids = bad thing] x 1,000

also do not discuss pee n poop... that is def a second date topic

i still havnt whored myself EITHER.......................................... YET

FuzzyWitch said:

PurpleJedi said:

In the cards.

First I have to cut the emotional strings completely (partially severed right now, not cut all the way through).

Then I have to learn how to totally not BLOW it when talking to an attractive lady. That whole "game" thing.

[Note #1 so far; talking about kids = bad thing] x 1,000

also do not discuss pee n poop... that is def a second date topic

i still havnt whored myself EITHER.......................................... YET

Second date, or first date if it's a member of the org.

Perhaps we should discuss the "whoring" thing over coffee...or tequila...

PurpleJedi said:

FuzzyWitch said:

also do not discuss pee n poop... that is def a second date topic

i still havnt whored myself EITHER.......................................... YET

Second date, or first date if it's a member of the org.

Perhaps we should discuss the "whoring" thing over coffee...or tequila...

its a date!!! but u get the worm

have u ever swallowed a tequila worm????

PurpleJedi said:

eyewishuheaven said:

Co-sign!

Yeah...I spent a whole day beating myself up after that one.

Really?

I've never had a bad experience talking to a new interest about my son. Even on the first meeting.

JustErin said:

PurpleJedi said:

Yeah...I spent a whole day beating myself up after that one.

Really?

I've never had a bad experience talking to a new interest about my son. Even on the first meeting.

I'd hate to generalize, but I think this a problem guys face more than girls. Unless the girl already has kids of her own, then it's all good. But the few times I've talked about my son with a girl I'm getting on with who doesn't already have kids of her own, you can almost hear an imaginary door slam!

JustErin said:

PurpleJedi said:

Yeah...I spent a whole day beating myself up after that one.

Really?

I've never had a bad experience talking to a new interest about my son. Even on the first meeting.

Oh i have a theory

When u talk 2 men about your son they can see that you are a smart independent woman who can do it alone... no probs

but!!!

when a man (esp a new single man) talks about his kids to women they automatically think ... he wants a maid to help him with his kids... and they then do the bolt!!!!

and i'm not saying that all woman think like that... but i am certain that a lot do

FuzzyWitch said:

PurpleJedi said:

Second date, or first date if it's a member of the org.

Perhaps we should discuss the "whoring" thing over coffee...or tequila...

its a date!!! but u get the worm

have u ever swallowed a tequila worm????

No I haven't...but to impress you I would. AFTER a few shots of course.

eyewishuheaven said:

JustErin said:

Really?

I've never had a bad experience talking to a new interest about my son. Even on the first meeting.

I'd hate to generalize, but I think this a problem guys face more than girls. Unless the girl already has kids of her own, then it's all good. But the few times I've talked about my son with a girl I'm getting on with who doesn't already have kids of her own, you can almost hear an imaginary door slam!

Yeah, it was just bad. I mean, she came over to ME and started the conversation. I was nervous as hell (God she was hot) and my brain & mouth seemed to disconnect, so I started telling her about my kids going to Florida for the summers (since she's mentioned living in Florida for a while) and staying with the in-laws (strike #2 probably) and stuff.

I could almost SEE that door slamming shut.

x 1,000,000

PurpleJedi said:

FuzzyWitch said:

its a date!!! but u get the worm

have u ever swallowed a tequila worm????

No I haven't...but to impress you I would. AFTER a few shots of course.

that wouldn't impress me

but a couple of flaming Lamborghini's would

[Edited 9/14/11 7:44am]

FuzzyWitch said:

PurpleJedi said:

No I haven't...but to impress you I would. AFTER a few shots of course.

that wouldn't impress me

but a couple of flaming Lamborghini's would

Ok...I had to google that.

Now...would I be allowed to drink it out of a straw, or would I need to singe my moustache in order to impress you?