ponder on whether it'd be worth it to enter a pissing contest.

Deadflow3r said:

I would get all dressed up like the most gorgeous shemale ever, head out to a gay bar and hope that I could get invited to some gay male orgy before my dick turned back into pixy dust.

You would be pretty lonely at the orgy because we don't do dicks that are dressed up in women's clothing. However, if you went to a rough trade shit hop rapper party, you would have more men than you would know what to do with.

I would get a penis massage and jerk off all day.

[Edited 9/13/11 1:35am]

I would just stare at it and slap men in the face with it all day,

I'm strange like that!

[Edited 9/13/11 0:18am]

formallypickles said:

if you had your very own custom made personal penis, what would you do?

[Edited 9/12/11 0:11am]

That depends, am I myself with a penis? Or do I actually turn into a man (balls and all)?

I already have a “costume made personal penis” and a harness to hold it up.

BUT if I had an actual penis, self grown and all, I would get head from my gay friend. I heard he is quite skilled.

I would also send a picture of it to Andy

Then I would find a glory hole and put it in there, I’m only going to have it for a day…might as well go all out

LadyCasanova said:

formallypickles said:

if you had your very own custom made personal penis, what would you do?

[Edited 9/12/11 0:11am]

That depends, am I myself with a penis? Or do I actually turn into a man (balls and all)?

I already have a “costume made personal penis” and a harness to hold it up.

BUT if I had an actual penis, self grown and all, I would get head from my gay friend. I heard he is quite skilled.

I would also send a picture of it to Andy

Then I would find a glory hole and put it in there, I’m only going to have it for a day…might as well go all out

U already got one...and a harness 2 hold it up...where exactly do u live...

davetherave6767 said:

LadyCasanova said:

That depends, am I myself with a penis? Or do I actually turn into a man (balls and all)?

I already have a “costume made personal penis” and a harness to hold it up.

BUT if I had an actual penis, self grown and all, I would get head from my gay friend. I heard he is quite skilled.

I would also send a picture of it to Andy

Then I would find a glory hole and put it in there, I’m only going to have it for a day…might as well go all out

U already got one...and a harness 2 hold it up...where exactly do u live...

You would like that

Let me know the next time you're in the bay

I just had a horrible thought. The penis would be swinging every time I walked and I'd have to always be careful that I didn't sit on it or that I didn't chaffe on the count of it would be so big and just hang down my leg. Good muthafuccin grief that is no way to live!

HotGritz said:

I just had a horrible thought. The penis would be swinging every time I walked and I'd have to always be careful that I didn't sit on it or that I didn't chaffe on the count of it would be so big and just hang down my leg. Good muthafuccin grief that is no way to live!

Wow, is that what some women think having a dick is like? Because its nothing like that. Those are the least of our worries

The first thing most of you ladies would do is pee standing up

BigAudio said:

The first thing most of you ladies would do is pee standing up

You don't need a dick to do that

vainandy said:

Deadflow3r said:

I would get all dressed up like the most gorgeous shemale ever, head out to a gay bar and hope that I could get invited to some gay male orgy before my dick turned back into pixy dust.

You would be pretty lonely at the orgy because we don't do dicks that are dressed up in women's clothing. However, if you went to a rough trade shit hop rapper party, you would have more men than you would know what to do with.

After I posted I thought of this, although that is not always true in a group sex situation. I guess I just think those shemales have the best of both worlds, at times. At other times I have admitted that some of their boyfriends are rather skanky looking. They also attract a fair amount of bulldaggers too. I don't think I would want to waste my one dick owning night on a bulldagger. I should probably not use the term bulldagger any longer. Some bulldaggers may now be calling themselves "transgender". I am out of the loop.

Anyway maybe Hotgritz has the best idea: to have sex with a woman. You could find out what the inside of a vagina felt like if you were a man. I think I would learn more that I could use later when I went back to my old genital. I just don't think it would be as much fun.

Pray for midnight.

Genesia said:

Pray for midnight.

Really??? Not even for one day could you enjoy it?

Deadflow3r said:

Genesia said:

Pray for midnight.

Really??? Not even for one day could you enjoy it?

Nope. No interest, at all.

I would wear those little undies with high socks and a trench coat, dancing around with a guitar with a scary curl lol

[Edited 9/13/11 20:50pm]

LadyCasanova said:

BigAudio said:

The first thing most of you ladies would do is pee standing up

You don't need a dick to do that

You don't say.

BigAudio said:

LadyCasanova said:

You don't need a dick to do that

You don't say.

http://www.wikihow.com/Ur...s-a-Female

I myself stand and spread my labia with my fingers and pull stuff up so the stream can flow at an angle in a stream and not down my leg.

paintedlady said:

BigAudio said:

You don't say.

http://www.wikihow.com/Ur...s-a-Female

I myself stand and spread my labia with my fingers and pull stuff up so the stream can flow at an angle in a stream and not down my leg.

its possible

paintedlady said:

BigAudio said:

You don't say.

http://www.wikihow.com/Ur...s-a-Female

I myself stand and spread my labia with my fingers and pull stuff up so the stream can flow at an angle in a stream and not down my leg.

paintedlady said:

BigAudio said:

You don't say.

http://www.wikihow.com/Ur...s-a-Female

I myself stand and spread my labia with my fingers and pull stuff up so the stream can flow at an angle in a stream and not down my leg.

OMFG you truly ARE the queen of TMI!

ThrillUorKillU said:

HotGritz said:

I just had a horrible thought. The penis would be swinging every time I walked and I'd have to always be careful that I didn't sit on it or that I didn't chaffe on the count of it would be so big and just hang down my leg. Good muthafuccin grief that is no way to live!

Wow, is that what some women think having a dick is like? Because its nothing like that. Those are the least of our worries

If it was that damned big you'd be too busy banging endless chicks to worry about chaffing.

The worst you have to worry about is sitting on a bicycle seat the wrong way with a chubby, or worse than that... being called into your boss's office after watching soft porn on your computer.

You women are hilarious. So nobody would take their ass to work, huh?

Adisa said:

You women are hilarious. So nobody would take their ass to work, huh?

Why would we?....and waste that penis day going to work!?

Once in a life time thing

formallypickles said:

Adisa said:

You women are hilarious. So nobody would take their ass to work, huh?

Why would we?....and waste that penis day going to work!?

Once in a life time thing

Yeah, unless there is something that could happen at work we don't know about . What kind of work you do anyway Adisa ?

Deadflow3r said:

Yeah, unless there is something that could happen at work we don't know about .

You could look it in the eye

how come the org men get a pussy 4 a week and we only get a day's bonus???

FuzzyWitch said:

how come the org men get a pussy 4 a week and we only get a day's bonus???

Cuz it takes men a week to figure out how the pussy works.

HotGritz said:

FuzzyWitch said:

how come the org men get a pussy 4 a week and we only get a day's bonus???

Cuz it takes men a week to figure out how the pussy works.

This def needs to go down on the forum front page of quotable quotes