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Reply #30 posted 09/04/11 2:36pm

Steadwood

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Reply #31 posted 09/04/11 2:58pm

TheFreakerFant
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^ Watch out for when he comes.....it'll repaint the org white LOL

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Reply #32 posted 09/04/11 4:08pm

MarySharon

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An act of desperation

Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity
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Reply #33 posted 09/04/11 10:24pm

IamFunkay7

that poor poor poor boy disbelief

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Reply #34 posted 09/04/11 11:22pm

NDRU

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The story is totally fake; I did not die!

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Reply #35 posted 09/05/11 1:39am

MrSmoketoomuch

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eek coincidence? surely not

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrases_from_The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Answer_to_the_Ultimate_Question_of_Life.2C_the_Universe.2C_and_Everything_.2842.29

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything (42)

In the first novel and radio series, a group of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings demand to learn the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything from the supercomputer, Deep Thought, specially built for this purpose. It takes Deep Thought 7½ million years to compute and check the answer, which turns out to be 42.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
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Reply #36 posted 09/05/11 3:35am

Adorecream

Why does it have to be somewhere like outer Brazil, thats a sign you know its fake. Also there were some spelling and grammar errors in that article (Rich coming from me, Ms Mistakalina). Still hilarious though, I bet Prince had that problem called the cream explosion.

Got some kind of love for you, and I don't even know your name
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Reply #37 posted 09/05/11 4:06am

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42 times though? Really? OK here's my problem... That number is a little specific don't U think? How do they know? Did he keep a journal? Was someone sat next 2 him counting? Was it a failed world record attempt? I mean if he's dead, who told them it was exactly 42 wanks that killed him?

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Reply #38 posted 09/05/11 4:45am

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comegetwild said:

42 times though? Really? OK here's my problem... That number is a little specific don't U think? How do they know? Did he keep a journal? Was someone sat next 2 him counting? Was it a failed world record attempt? I mean if he's dead, who told them it was exactly 42 wanks that killed him?

it's common knowledge that the most amount of wanks you can have in one go is 41, and if you do one more you will die. so that's how they knew

they also wank in brazil. at least the girls do. i saw some on webcam on this site i frequent

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Reply #39 posted 09/05/11 8:44am

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KoolEaze said:

What exactly did he die of? And did he come 42 times? The story doesn´t sound very credible.

spontaneous human combustion

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Hamburger, Hot Dog, Root Beer, Pussy
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Reply #40 posted 09/05/11 10:47am

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eek

Until a name and a reason they could count 42 times are given I'm calling BS on this story.

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Reply #41 posted 09/05/11 1:01pm

TheFreakerFant
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There is a programme on Pick TV (UK) right now called '100 Orgasms a Day' about women who have multiple orgasms all the time...!

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Reply #42 posted 09/05/11 1:22pm

IamFunkay7

Atleast he died happy in Ecstasy horny smoker dead

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Reply #43 posted 09/05/11 1:25pm

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Of very few men can it be said, "He died doing what he loves."
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Reply #44 posted 09/05/11 1:25pm

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Of very few men can it be said, "He died doing what he loves."

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