johnart said:

Fauxie said:

Now I feel bad about my thread. I mean, I already felt bad about the turn it took, but now I feel bad about it for a less selfish reason.

What we really need you to focus on right now is taking the fall for Erin and I making fun of "special" folk should it come up. Think you can handle that?

[Edited 8/31/11 22:55pm]

Sure. I don't fully understand, but sure. Everyone knows I'm a nice guy, devoted husband and super responsible uncle to my little nephews, and I have a kitten as an avatar. I haven't checked in a few weeks but I believe I still sit atop the charts for having the best disgraceful posts to fewest number of snips, warnings and bans ratio. I think I can do a job for you. I'll now end this post with a hug.

imago said:

I admit I don't like reading pity-party threads, but when Erin does it, it ends up outdoing some of the best British sitcoms in entertainment value, doesn't it?

Mmmm, no.

JustErin said:

Oh my little baby jesus fucking christ...this IS a pity party thread.

I've reached a new low.

'fraid so.

I was going to say you need Jesus, but I think you just need Genesia.

Fauxie said:

johnart said:

What we really need you to focus on right now is taking the fall for Erin and I making fun of "special" folk should it come up. Think you can handle that?

[Edited 8/31/11 22:55pm]

Sure. I don't fully understand, but sure. Everyone knows I'm a nice guy, devoted husband and super responsible uncle to my little nephews, and I have a kitten as an avatar. I haven't checked in a few weeks but I believe I still sit atop the charts for having the best disgraceful posts to fewest number of snips, warnings and bans ratio. I think I can do a job for you. I'll now end this post with a hug.

Yeah, this asshole right here is 10000x more disgraceful than anyone on here and he's "adorable".

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

Oh my little baby jesus fucking christ...this IS a pity party thread.

I've reached a new low.

'fraid so.

I was going to say you need Jesus, but I think you just need Genesia.

Oh sweet toblerones, NO!

Don't let her in here. I'm just feeling a little melancholy...I don't want to be in slitting wrists mode by the time she's through with me.

Cerebus said:

imago said:

I admit I don't like reading pity-party threads, but when Erin does it, it ends up outdoing some of the best British sitcoms in entertainment value, doesn't it?

Mmmm, no.

I meant entertaining like a good episode of Suddenly Susan, not Whos Line is it anyway.

You know, when we say that Star Wars Episode III was better than than I and II, we still

need to step back and put it all in perspective.

But, I admit I don't click alot of threads in GD, so I can't really compare it to the others.

The blowjob one looks absolutely dreadful. I'm scared to click it. Which probably means

it's brilliant though.

JustErin said:

Shocker, I know.

This is fuckign payback for going on a dating site...I know it.

So...guy tells you he's really into you, you have great time together, talk every day, things are kinda pretty good actually...blah, blah, blah....

So you start to think, ok maybe I am open to being in something more, maybe I can do this.

but then you start to get all fucking paranoid and start snooping and you see that he's still on the site all the time, and posting new fucking pictures.

This is why I prefer to be an android with no feelings.

But he's just keeping his options open, surely. He could say all that and be genuine and still be on the site and posting new pictures, couldn't he? How does he know what you were thinking about it if you didn't come out directly and say it? We're men, not bloody intelligent people or something.

imago said:

Fauxie said:

Right here, boo, but I think it's a page too early to get insensitive and start turning this awful pity-party into something more important and worthwhile.

I admit I don't like reading pity-party threads, but when Erin does it, it ends up outdoing some of the best British sitcoms in entertainment value, doesn't it?

....but that's not important right now.

You need to start making poems in the Artist forum. I'm tired of that stupid Androgynine bullshit in there. It's so massively boring.

I've been thinking about spending a little time in there for a while now.

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

Shocker, I know.

This is fuckign payback for going on a dating site...I know it.

So...guy tells you he's really into you, you have great time together, talk every day, things are kinda pretty good actually...blah, blah, blah....

So you start to think, ok maybe I am open to being in something more, maybe I can do this.

but then you start to get all fucking paranoid and start snooping and you see that he's still on the site all the time, and posting new fucking pictures.

This is why I prefer to be an android with no feelings.

But he's just keeping his options open, surely. He could say all that and be genuine and still be on the site and posting new pictures, couldn't he? How does he know what you were thinking about it if you didn't come out directly and say it? We're men, not bloody intelligent people or something.

A serious fucking answer???

Well, in my own little guarded way I told him that I was into this thing with him.

I dunno, still being on there is one thing...but posting new pics?

Since this thread is going nowhere but down, Nick,,, Why the hell are there white folks singing Thai country music on television?

JustErin said:

Fauxie said:

Sure. I don't fully understand, but sure. Everyone knows I'm a nice guy, devoted husband and super responsible uncle to my little nephews, and I have a kitten as an avatar. I haven't checked in a few weeks but I believe I still sit atop the charts for having the best disgraceful posts to fewest number of snips, warnings and bans ratio. I think I can do a job for you. I'll now end this post with a hug.

Yeah, this asshole right here is 10000x more disgraceful than anyone on here and he's "adorable".

That's not very nice.

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

Yeah, this asshole right here is 10000x more disgraceful than anyone on here and he's "adorable".

That's not very nice.

What????

I just said what you said!

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

Shocker, I know.

This is fuckign payback for going on a dating site...I know it.

So...guy tells you he's really into you, you have great time together, talk every day, things are kinda pretty good actually...blah, blah, blah....

So you start to think, ok maybe I am open to being in something more, maybe I can do this.

but then you start to get all fucking paranoid and start snooping and you see that he's still on the site all the time, and posting new fucking pictures.

This is why I prefer to be an android with no feelings.

But he's just keeping his options open, surely. He could say all that and be genuine and still be on the site and posting new pictures, couldn't he? How does he know what you were thinking about it if you didn't come out directly and say it? We're men, not bloody intelligent people or something.

Yeah, but what if he's really into Erin, but he's posting pictures on that site to keep his wife off Erin's trail?

imago said:

Fauxie said:

But he's just keeping his options open, surely. He could say all that and be genuine and still be on the site and posting new pictures, couldn't he? How does he know what you were thinking about it if you didn't come out directly and say it? We're men, not bloody intelligent people or something.

Yeah, but what if he's really into Erin, but he's posting pictures on that site to keep his wife off Erin's trail?

JustErin said:

Fauxie said:

But he's just keeping his options open, surely. He could say all that and be genuine and still be on the site and posting new pictures, couldn't he? How does he know what you were thinking about it if you didn't come out directly and say it? We're men, not bloody intelligent people or something.

A serious fucking answer???

Well, in my own little guarded way I told him that I was into this thing with him.

I dunno, still being on there is one thing...but posting new pics?

Yeah, well if you did kinda intimate that and you didn't get the sense that he's stupid then what would it mean? He could be into you but not all that much, but he could also be really into you and still doing all that shit. The site might be like his new toy and he's just having too much fun with it right now.

imago said:

Fauxie said:

But he's just keeping his options open, surely. He could say all that and be genuine and still be on the site and posting new pictures, couldn't he? How does he know what you were thinking about it if you didn't come out directly and say it? We're men, not bloody intelligent people or something.

Yeah, but what if he's really into Erin, but he's posting pictures on that site to keep his wife off Erin's trail?

Shut up!

JustErin said:

Shocker, I know.

This is fuckign payback for going on a dating site...I know it.

So...guy tells you he's really into you, you have great time together, talk every day, things are kinda pretty good actually...blah, blah, blah....

So you start to think, ok maybe I am open to being in something more, maybe I can do this.

but then you start to get all fucking paranoid and start snooping and you see that he's still on the site all the time, and posting new fucking pictures.

This is why I prefer to be an android with no feelings.

We are gonna rule the world someday.

JustErin said:

Fauxie said:

'fraid so.

I was going to say you need Jesus, but I think you just need Genesia.

Oh sweet toblerones, NO!

Don't let her in here. I'm just feeling a little melancholy...I don't want to be in slitting wrists mode by the time she's through with me.

imago said:

Cerebus said:

Mmmm, no.

You know, when we say that Star Wars Episode III was better than than I and II, we still

need to step back and put it all in perspective.

Yes.

The blowjob one looks absolutely dreadful. I'm scared to click it. Which probably means

it's brilliant though.

No.

JustErin said:

Fauxie said:

That's not very nice.

What????

I just said what you said!

Yes, but I put a at the end. I hope you can move on from this feeling it's not you that's the issue, even if it really is.

I don't think you folks are being terribly helpful to Erin. I know your'e friends with her and all so you don't want to kick her while she's down, but doesn't she need an HONEST opinion of what is going on?

We really need Redfeathers here to offer her 2 cents.

imago said:

Since this thread is going nowhere but down, Nick,,, Why the hell are there white folks singing Thai country music on television?

I just had a look but I guess I was too late. Maybe there was a luk-khreung shortage so they trained up some farang and made do?

imago said:

I don't think you folks are being terribly helpful to Erin. I know your'e friends with her and all so you don't want to kick her while she's down, but doesn't she need an HONEST opinion of what is going on?

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

A serious fucking answer???

Well, in my own little guarded way I told him that I was into this thing with him.

I dunno, still being on there is one thing...but posting new pics?

Yeah, well if you did kinda intimate that and you didn't get the sense that he's stupid then what would it mean? He could be into you but not all that much, but he could also be really into you and still doing all that shit. The site might be like his new toy and he's just having too much fun with it right now.

I don't want to get even the slightest emotionally attached to anyone that is into me - but not that much.

Isn't the bigger issue that I'm snooping around checking up on him in the first place?

Like, literally everything this guys has said to me, I looked into it to see if it checked out. I'm paranoid as all fuck.

Clearly, I need help....

or another drink.

imago said:

I don't think you folks are being terribly helpful to Erin. I know your'e friends with her and all so you don't want to kick her while she's down, but doesn't she need an HONEST opinion of what is going on?

We really need Redfeathers here to offer her 2 cents.

What we need is for Violator to return so that Erin can do her whole flirting/crushed to fuck because they never hook up thing entirely on the org, and not over at some site where we can't see it.

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

Shocker, I know.

This is fuckign payback for going on a dating site...I know it.

So...guy tells you he's really into you, you have great time together, talk every day, things are kinda pretty good actually...blah, blah, blah....

So you start to think, ok maybe I am open to being in something more, maybe I can do this.

but then you start to get all fucking paranoid and start snooping and you see that he's still on the site all the time, and posting new fucking pictures.

This is why I prefer to be an android with no feelings.

We are gonna rule the world someday.

Yes, we will.

imago said:

I don't think you folks are being terribly helpful to Erin. I know your'e friends with her and all so you don't want to kick her while she's down, but doesn't she need an HONEST opinion of what is going on?

We really need Redfeathers here to offer her 2 cents.

Has she even posted what the fuck happened?? Like did she blow some dude she met on that dating site in the back of a cab and then he bolted and stuck her with having to pay the cabfare??

What happened Erin?

I drink, so if your issue has been explained in detail earlier in this thread I have a medical excuse for having missed it, so please don't make fun of me the way you did that retarded bullet head shaped poor defensless minority dude.

ok, other than the fact that he's cheating on you, was the website effective?

Like, did it actually truly match you with a partner?

I'm always curious about this, because I think on the one hand it eliminates people with obvious differences (politics, height, weight, penis size, animals, etc.), but how do we know folks are being honest?

I guess it's no different at the bar? or church?

I think the org should set itself up as an ass-connection site, though it's got a 50/50 hit or miss of success.

Fauxie said:

imago said:

I don't think you folks are being terribly helpful to Erin. I know your'e friends with her and all so you don't want to kick her while she's down, but doesn't she need an HONEST opinion of what is going on?

We really need Redfeathers here to offer her 2 cents.

What we need is for Violator to return so that Erin can do her whole flirting/crushed to fuck because they never hook up thing entirely on the org, and not over at some site where we can't see it.

I messaged him the other day.

He hasn't responded.