Yup.

[Edited 8/31/11 23:49pm]

Really, do any of us have the time to figure this out? Including you.

I've had a few drinks...please, bear with me.

JustErin said:

I've had a few drinks...please, bear with me.

Why didn't you say that to begin with.

Do tell...

JustErin said:

For the first time in years!

Well, better to find out now then later.

I'm really not sure if is the most appropriate or logical emoticon for that post but I'm drinking too so fuck it.

Oh I dunno...I think I just sabotage everything in my life.

I'm no good when it comes to men.

I'm getting another drink.

Have a seat on the couch and do tell.

insatiable3 said:

Erin dont think that way.. I think your lovely and beautiful

Sure, but you are not a man.

Shocker, I know.

This is fuckign payback for going on a dating site...I know it.

So...guy tells you he's really into you, you have great time together, talk every day, things are kinda pretty good actually...blah, blah, blah....

So you start to think, ok maybe I am open to being in something more, maybe I can do this.

but then you start to get all fucking paranoid and start snooping and you see that he's still on the site all the time, and posting new fucking pictures.

This is why I prefer to be an android with no feelings.

johnart said:

insatiable3 said:

Erin dont think that way.. I think your lovely and beautiful

Sure, but you are not a man.

Hey, wait....

johnart said:

This is probably related to the original squirt thread, but these things are terribly difficult to figure out.

Where's Fauxie? He's really going to be instrumental in saving this shit thread.

Now I feel bad about my thread. I mean, I already felt bad about the turn it took, but now I feel bad about it for a less selfish reason.

imago said:

This is probably related to the original squirt thread, but these things are terribly difficult to figure out.

Where's Fauxie? He's really going to be instrumental in saving this shit thread.

No really, I really do hate you.

insatiable3 said:

johnart said:

Sure, but you are not a man.

True true far from it but I hope it makes her feel a bit bettet

It wont.

Because you're not a man.

JustErin said:

johnart said:

Sure, but you are not a man.

Hey, wait....

imago said:

This is probably related to the original squirt thread, but these things are terribly difficult to figure out.

Where's Fauxie? He's really going to be instrumental in saving this shit thread.

Right here, boo, but I think it's a page too early to get insensitive and start turning this awful pity-party into something more important and worthwhile.

Cerebus already has PRS.

JustErin said:

imago said:

This is probably related to the original squirt thread, but these things are terribly difficult to figure out.

Where's Fauxie? He's really going to be instrumental in saving this shit thread.

No really, I really do hate you.

OMG, I'm totall starting a "Make Justern a moderator" thread in that other forum.

That shit would be priceless.

...until I get permabanned.....but still priceless.

Look, if you're moderating, this shit wouldn't happen to you. I'm all about kindness this year.

Fauxie said:

Now I feel bad about my thread. I mean, I already felt bad about the turn it took, but now I feel bad about it for a less selfish reason.

What we really need you to focus on right now is taking the fall for Erin and I making fun of "special" folk should it come up. Think you can handle that?

[Edited 8/31/11 22:55pm]

Guys, really?

Fauxie said:

imago said:

This is probably related to the original squirt thread, but these things are terribly difficult to figure out.

Where's Fauxie? He's really going to be instrumental in saving this shit thread.

Right here, boo, but I think it's a page too early to get insensitive and start turning this awful pity-party into something more important and worthwhile.

I admit I don't like reading pity-party threads, but when Erin does it, it ends up outdoing some of the best British sitcoms in entertainment value, doesn't it?

....but that's not important right now.

You need to start making poems in the Artist forum. I'm tired of that stupid Androgynine bullshit in there. It's so massively boring.

I think this thread played me.

Oh my little baby jesus fucking christ...this IS a pity party thread.

I've reached a new low.

...nvmd

[Edited 8/31/11 23:14pm]

JustErin said:

Oh my little baby jesus fucking christ...this IS a pity party thread.

I've reached a new low.

Oh my fuck

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