RodeoSchro said:

Cerebus said:

True, true.

I've noticed that all those comedians that get roasted always seem to be fake-laughing at awesome jokes.

Perhaps us gifted comedians just can't recognize humor from others?

Ahh shit. You got your funny back!

Actually, I think its probably just the Calamitosus Facetia virus. Its been reeking havoc on the org for the last couple weeks.

RodeoSchro said:

Cerebus said:

I thought this was common knowledge. I don't know hardly anyone who this hasn't happened to. I mean, they don't all get obese, but they definitely all gain weight. The men and the women.

I know a few exceptions that prove that rule!

And then again, we must consider the source: Ohio State University? How do we know the researchers didn't trade their research in for some tattoos, and just made stuff up for publication?

I hear that happens at THE Ohio State University.

I'm mostly just going by what I've seen. It certainly doesn't happen to EVERYBODY. Almost nothing is truly absolute or all encompassing. But all of my friends who've been in long term relationships or gotten married have packed on a few extra pounds (some more than others).

Genesia said:

JustErin said:

Really? You think that's it?

No, fat even obese people find love just as easily...it's all about how you find that love with.

Marriage Scientifically Proven to Make Women Fat

A new study that followed more than 10,000 people for 22 years showed that women tend to gain weight in the two years following getting married and men typically gain weight two years after getting divorced. Every couple is doomed!

The scientists behind the Ohi...sity study attribute the weight gain in women to having more duties around the house after tying the knot, which gives them less time to exercise. They don't take into account the months of dieting, starvation, and idiotic juice cleanses that women endure so that they will not have one ounce of back fat on their wedding day. Once the honeymoon sets in, that weight is going right back where it was and will probably get even worse. We blame you, bridal industrial complex!

For men, there is apparently a "health benefit" to being married, which disappears after divorce. The health benefit, it seems, is a wife who forces you to eat green food and tells you that living off of beer, Hot Pockets, and Cool Ranch Doritos is not a suitable alternative for an adult living as a human being in the universe.

There's only one solution to staying thin forever: don't get married! It's simple, people.

http://gawker.com/5833277...-women-fat

I wasn't saying it doesn't happen.

Just that couples come together as fat people all the time.

Cerebus said:

RodeoSchro said:

I know a few exceptions that prove that rule!

And then again, we must consider the source: Ohio State University? How do we know the researchers didn't trade their research in for some tattoos, and just made stuff up for publication?

I hear that happens at THE Ohio State University.

I'm mostly just going by what I've seen. It certainly doesn't happen to EVERYBODY. Almost nothing is truly absolute or all encompassing. But all of my friends who've been in long term relationships or gotten married have packed on a few extra pounds (some more than others).

99% of people gain weight as they age, married or not.

When I was young, I could dunk a basketball. Could up 'til I was about 30, in fact.

Then I quit working out, and started up again when I was 36. My goal was to be able to dunk again. Man, did I work out my legs and calves. They were stronger than EVER.

So I went to the gym, with visions of 360 whirlybirds in my head. Imagine my horror when I found I could barely touch the rim!

I forgot that I weighed 30 pounds more than I did as a young adult.

Damn that gravity!

Reallyyyyyyy skinny scrawny guys like reallyyyyyyy big girls

tinaz said:

Reallyyyyyyy skinny scrawny guys like reallyyyyyyy big girls

Why is that?

tinaz said:

Reallyyyyyyy skinny scrawny guys like reallyyyyyyy big girls

...... I ..... Y......... never mind....

JustErin said:

tinaz said:

Reallyyyyyyy skinny scrawny guys like reallyyyyyyy big girls

Why is that?

I dont know, but any very obese woman I have seen there is always a very skinny guy

tinaz said:

This is exactly why I hate doing it that way...I always feel like this will happen.

Cerebus said:

tinaz said:

Reallyyyyyyy skinny scrawny guys like reallyyyyyyy big girls

...... I ..... Y......... never mind....

Im talking ribs sticking out concave chest kind of skinny... with really long arms...

tinaz said:

JustErin said:

Why is that?

I dont know, but any very obese woman I have seen there is always a very skinny guy

Yeah, I call those "number 10" couples.

JustErin said:

tinaz said:

I dont know, but any very obese woman I have seen there is always a very skinny guy

Yeah, I call those "number 10" couples.

Im totally using that!

JustErin said:

tinaz said:

This is exactly why I hate doing it that way...I always feel like this will happen.

WHATEVER!

Look at her calf compared to her ankle... its freaking me out a lil...

tinaz said:

JustErin said:

This is exactly why I hate doing it that way...I always feel like this will happen.

WHATEVER!

Look at her calf compared to her ankle... its freaking me out a lil...

What ankle?

tinaz said:

JustErin said:

This is exactly why I hate doing it that way...I always feel like this will happen.

WHATEVER!

Look at her calf compared to her ankle... its freaking me out a lil...

Poor girl.

Giovanni777 said:

babyjubilation said:

My name is amber im 18 i quit 8 months ago (remember amberella..yeah of course you don't) but I signed up again because i liked prince too much. I don't really like posting in this forum becuase it seems nobody really cares about people here but i felt like ranting. I know none of you care so im not gonna say anything anymore. I don't have an existing account this is my only one. What do you get out of kicking people when they are already down?

Amber, I'm sorry for the responses you got here - some good, some insensitive.

You're doubting yourself and you don't feel wanted, and these are challenging for anyone at any age.

A) Believe in yourself.

B) The way others react to you isn't your fault (with regards to attraction).

C) Be patient. There are both great and painful experiences in relationships, sometimes in the same relationship.

D) As "JustErin" said... Make sure you aren't looking for a particular type, and ignoring others. MANY people trap themselves with types, and then wonder why they haven't had anything that lasted.

E) Find a creative outlet... Music, Art, Writing, etc.

F) Understand that a lot of folks are "late bloomers"... ignored through school or whatever, then suddenly... everybody loves you.

G) Focus on any unconditional love that do have now... family, pets, etc.

That's all for now. Most importantly...

KEEP YOUR HEAD UP.

~G

True, and I can attest to that

Genesia said:

Also...men can smell desperation - and they will run as fast and as far as they can in the opposite direction. I mean...you're in college (so...what...20 years old?) and you're wondering if you're going to be alone forever? Really? Is this something you actually talk about? If so, you --> The guys you're talking to -->

Forget getting a boyfriend and focus on you. Develop some interests (other than finding a boyfriend).

Good advice right there.

OK, I've been skimming through this thread and one thing that I noticed is that your thread has turned remarkably gay.

And, I don't mean like "dude, that is sooooo gay" gay. I mean Judy Garland, Poppers and Cosmo, Prince in a Corsette gay.

At first, I tried to blame vainandy for the gayness. I mean, he has that midas touch on threads. But apparentely it started to really go gay when Rodeaschro posted his comments.

I want to say this fills me with a great sense of relief, accomplishment, pride, and gas. I'm, dare I say it, moved.

But that's neither here nor there.

Look, this woman below GOT BUSY no less than 15 minutes after this photo was taken.

And with a hairdo like that, you'd think it was impossible. Crispy 80s hair???? REALLY?

But, she's gettin' busy.

I'm not saying that you look like her, but if you do, you can definately find a guy that wants you.

He might not look like Tyson Beckford or Erik Torkells, but he'll be nice for sure.

Let's look at it this way. Erik isn't going to put up with any woman's bullshit unless she looks

like Megan Fox. And that's his right. He's my favorite celebrity.

We all have to put our looks and our potential into perspective and not be negative about it.

ANYBODY can FIND a PARTNER,...... PERIOD.

Stop saying, "I'm an ugly human being".... GET PERSPECTIVE.

Maybe you're not so much an ugly human being, but just a really, really, good looking ape or primate. Did you ever thinkg about that, folks? PERSPECTIVE...

NOW....Go.....>GET.......LAID!!!!

GROUP. .... HUG

really?!

im not ugly.... or fat... actually the opposite of both if you knew me...

but i already got over this hours ago thanks to some friends.

babyjubilation said:

really?!

im not ugly.... or fat... actually the opposite of both if you knew me...

but i already got over this hours ago thanks to some friends.

That was pointless and annoying, so I give this to you.

Spatsette.

tinaz said:

namepeace said:

FF is right too.

And ignore the folks on here taking you apart. It's okay to admit you're feeling bad and siomewhat vulnerable.

The negative responses to your honest questions say far more about the critics than you.

So its not OK for us to tell it like it is, but yet you can demean what we have to say and tell her to not listen to us because YOU feel we picked her apart...ands thats perfectly OK, and thats not saying anything about YOU??

Hit dogs holler.

I guess you saw some of yourself in my remark.

The original poster was a young lady. 18. I took the time to check that out before I responded. Some of the responses -- telling it "like it is" -- were not constructive responses to her question. Graycap -- never one to not "tell it like it is" -- had the best response: honest, terse and constructive.

Yours?

You had no less than two choices: draw on your experience to help a girl through a problem, or offer flippant responses disguised as advice. You chose the latter. On top of suggesting she was a fraud and joking around about off-topic matters having nothing to do with the question.

I took her at her word and encouraged her to ignore negativity. I'm fine with what that says about me. you feel good about what you've said to the girl, fine. Our posts offer a glimpse of who we really are. Yours tells me you like piling on a girl young enough to be your daughter, and dealing with depression to boot. Among other things.

But outing yourself as a victimizer to accuse me of the same conduct takes initiative.

Kudos.

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ahhh fuckit!

[Edited 8/30/11 21:10pm]

RenHoek said:

babyjubilation said:

My name is amber im 18 i quit 8 months ago (remember amberella..yeah of course you don't) but I signed up again because i liked prince too much. I don't really like posting in this forum becuase it seems nobody really cares about people here but i felt like ranting. I know none of you care so im not gonna say anything anymore. I don't have an existing account this is my only one. What do you get out of kicking people when they are already down?

1st you have to make us want to care... there are SO many amamzing people here but you have to be strong enough for us to appreciate you...

We get you down so that collectively we can build you up again...

if you stick around long enough, it's TOTALLY worth it!

I still think, unless you have the ability to take it all in and filter it down to its most minute parts, that we're a terrible choice when it comes to asking for advice on major life issues.

Cerebus said:

RenHoek said:

1st you have to make us want to care... there are SO many amamzing people here but you have to be strong enough for us to appreciate you...

We get you down so that collectively we can build you up again...

if you stick around long enough, it's TOTALLY worth it!

I still think, unless you have the ability to take it all in and filter it down to its most minute parts, that we're a terrible choice when it comes to asking for advice on major life issues.

Agreed. This thread proves your point. All too well.

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RodeoSchro said:

TheFreakerFantastic said:

In what way has he converted u? Are you single/married/ltr?

I'm a happily married man with two teenage children.

And yet, I will drink Cosmopolitans, I love Prince and I am not afraid to say another man's handsome. So my children are now convinced I'm gay. Even though they both know all about the birds and the bees, and they both look exactly like me!

The scary thing is, they don't even know Imago. Man, when they meet him, it's all over for me.

I actually can't blame Imago for any of this but I will if I have to.

.

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My wife swears I'm gay but she keeps coming back for more Fauxie. I think it's some kind of tendentious ploy on her part to ensure I absolutely pound the shit out of her.

Fauxie said:

RodeoSchro said:

I'm a happily married man with two teenage children.

And yet, I will drink Cosmopolitans, I love Prince and I am not afraid to say another man's handsome. So my children are now convinced I'm gay. Even though they both know all about the birds and the bees, and they both look exactly like me!

The scary thing is, they don't even know Imago. Man, when they meet him, it's all over for me.

I actually can't blame Imago for any of this but I will if I have to.

.

[Edited 8/30/11 11:04am]

My wife swears I'm gay but she keeps coming back for more Fauxie. I think it's some kind of tendentious ploy on her part to ensure I absolutely pound the shit out of her.

best.segue.ever.

RenHoek said:

Fauxie said:

My wife swears I'm gay but she keeps coming back for more Fauxie. I think it's some kind of tendentious ploy on her part to ensure I absolutely pound the shit out of her.

best.segue.ever.

P'shh...

RenHoek said:

Fauxie said:

My wife swears I'm gay but she keeps coming back for more Fauxie. I think it's some kind of tendentious ploy on her part to ensure I absolutely pound the shit out of her.

best.segue.ever.

I'm so conflicted. I know if I give her what she wants she'll be happy and have won, which as a husband is the last thing I want, but dammit if that woman doesn't deserve to have the shit pounded out of her.