vainandy said:

Damn a boyfriend, they ain't shit anyway. All they're good for is a dick. Hell, you don't need a boyfriend for that and since you're a woman, it's very easy to get all the dick you want. Just walk into a room full of men and say..."I want some dick and which one of you motherfuckers is going to give it to me"....and watch how many hands go up. As for flowers and teddy bears, fuck that shit. Flowers die and teddy bears are for children so you have no reason to be jealous of your roommate because she ain't got shit out those men but some little petty bullshit. Hell, that's a cheap lay. If she was all that, she'd be getting paid.

It's funny cuz it's true.

babyjubilation said:

My name is amber im 18 i quit 8 months ago (remember amberella..yeah of course you don't) but I signed up again because i liked prince too much. I don't really like posting in this forum becuase it seems nobody really cares about people here but i felt like ranting. I know none of you care so im not gonna say anything anymore. I don't have an existing account this is my only one. What do you get out of kicking people when they are already down?

Amber, I'm sorry for the responses you got here - some good, some insensitive.

You're doubting yourself and you don't feel wanted, and these are challenging for anyone at any age.

A) Believe in yourself.

B) The way others react to you isn't your fault (with regards to attraction).

C) Be patient. There are both great and painful experiences in relationships, sometimes in the same relationship.

D) As "JustErin" said... Make sure you aren't looking for a particular type, and ignoring others. MANY people trap themselves with types, and then wonder why they haven't had anything that lasted.

E) Find a creative outlet... Music, Art, Writing, etc.

F) Understand that a lot of folks are "late bloomers"... ignored through school or whatever, then suddenly... everybody loves you.

G) Focus on any unconditional love that do have now... family, pets, etc.

That's all for now. Most importantly...

KEEP YOUR HEAD UP.

~G

Graycap23 said:

Love...........starts from within.

(YodaVoice) Yes, yes . . . to Graycap you listen.

TheFreakerFantastic said:

XxAxX said:

miles ahead of you there. i don't even think about it anymore, i just blame blame blame!

^Yes that seems to be a common affliction among your compatriots on the org lol

specifically, i blame Imago's avatars. how could they NOT be responsible???

babyjubilation said:

...It just maes me sad because my roommate has a boyfriend who bought her 2 bouquets of red roses and I had to let her use my vase for it. OH and to make it EVEN WORSE another boy likes her and brougt her flowers too..

don't worry, roses only mean they are cheating on her

XxAxX said:

TheFreakerFantastic said:

^Yes that seems to be a common affliction among your compatriots on the org lol

specifically, i blame Imago's avatars. how could they NOT be responsible???

LOL, the condemned man better come and defend himself now

vainandy said:

Damn a boyfriend, they ain't shit anyway. All they're good for is a dick. Hell, you don't need a boyfriend for that and since you're a woman, it's very easy to get all the dick you want. Just walk into a room full of men and say..."I want some dick and which one of you motherfuckers is going to give it to me"....and watch how many hands go up. As for flowers and teddy bears, fuck that shit. Flowers die and teddy bears are for children so you have no reason to be jealous of your roommate because she ain't got shit out those men but some little petty bullshit. Hell, that's a cheap lay. If she was all that, she'd be getting paid.

Bow down to the master.

[Edited 8/30/11 13:15pm]

babyjubilation said:

My name is amber im 18 i quit 8 months ago (remember amberella..yeah of course you don't) but I signed up again because i liked prince too much. I don't really like posting in this forum becuase it seems nobody really cares about people here but i felt like ranting. I know none of you care so im not gonna say anything anymore. I don't have an existing account this is my only one. What do you get out of kicking people when they are already down?

You sound like your looking for pity instead of advice, and while I might sound a bit harsh, that is not a good thing.

ManlyMoose said:

No I wanted somebody to understand and I just wanted to feel better. That's not wrong. Im not this pathetic all the time. No one even knows I feel this way.

babyjubilation said:

ManlyMoose said:

You sound like your looking for pity instead of advice, and while I might sound a bit harsh, that is not a good thing.

No I wanted somebody to understand and I just wanted to feel better. That's not wrong. Im not this pathetic all the time. No one even knows I feel this way.

Hang in there cutie....the teenage years ARE full of unrequited love and frustration despite what you think...hell i'm pretty sure everyone in here would agree with me on that!

TheFreakerFantastic said:

babyjubilation said:

ManlyMoose said: No I wanted somebody to understand and I just wanted to feel better. That's not wrong. Im not this pathetic all the time. No one even knows I feel this way.

Hang in there cutie....the teenage years ARE full of unrequited love and frustration despite what you think...hell i'm pretty sure everyone in here would agree with me on that!

FF is right too.

And ignore the folks on here taking you apart. It's okay to admit you're feeling bad and siomewhat vulnerable.

The negative responses to your honest questions say far more about the critics than you.

namepeace said:

TheFreakerFantastic said:

Hang in there cutie....the teenage years ARE full of unrequited love and frustration despite what you think...hell i'm pretty sure everyone in here would agree with me on that!

FF is right too.

And ignore the folks on here taking you apart. It's okay to admit you're feeling bad and siomewhat vulnerable.

The negative responses to your honest questions say far more about the critics than you.

So its not OK for us to tell it like it is, but yet you can demean what we have to say and tell her to not listen to us because YOU feel we picked her apart...ands thats perfectly OK, and thats not saying anything about YOU??

maybe you should put out more.

???

JerseyKRS said:

maybe you should put out more.

???

In all seriousness, and with all due respect, that's the worst advice possible.

All you'll get is a parade of losers if you do that at age 18.

RodeoSchro said:

JerseyKRS said:

maybe you should put out more.

???

In all seriousness, and with all due respect, that's the worst advice possible.

All you'll get is a parade of losers if you do that at age 18.

I was kidding Rodeo!

insomnia said:

Boyfriends aren't everything. Focus on doing what makes you happy and your personal goals, and the boyfriend will come on its own.

THIS !

JerseyKRS said:

RodeoSchro said:

In all seriousness, and with all due respect, that's the worst advice possible.

All you'll get is a parade of losers if you do that at age 18.

I was kidding Rodeo!

A sense of humor is.... ahhh fuck it!

tinaz said:

namepeace said:

FF is right too.

And ignore the folks on here taking you apart. It's okay to admit you're feeling bad and siomewhat vulnerable.

The negative responses to your honest questions say far more about the critics than you.

So its not OK for us to tell it like it is, but yet you can demean what we have to say and tell her to not listen to us because YOU feel we picked her apart...ands thats perfectly OK, and thats not saying anything about YOU??

Yeah! Or... whatever.

Put down the comfort food.

Go to the gym and get fit.

The end.

Well you're in the right place. Find someone on the org that lives near you. Then you can talk about Prince. Talking about Prince leads to fucking. Fucking can lead to relationships. If Prince does a show near you any time soon this process can be expedited.

To be fair, this hasn't worked for me yet, but I think it will sooner or later

[Edited 8/30/11 16:44pm]

mynameisnotsusan said:

Put down the comfort food.

Go to the gym and get fit.

The end.

So you think that her problem is that she's too fat?

Well, being fat can't be the issue seeing as all I see around me are fat couples.

JustErin said:

mynameisnotsusan said:

Put down the comfort food.

Go to the gym and get fit.

The end.

So you think that her problem is that she's too fat?

Well, being fat can't be the issue seeing as all I see around me are fat couples.

Maybe they got fat later. You know...after they coupled up and let themselves go.

Genesia said:

JustErin said:

So you think that her problem is that she's too fat?

Well, being fat can't be the issue seeing as all I see around me are fat couples.

Maybe they got fat later. You know...after they coupled up and let themselves go.

Really? You think that's it?

No, fat even obese people find love just as easily...it's all about how you find that love with.

JerseyKRS said:

RodeoSchro said:

In all seriousness, and with all due respect, that's the worst advice possible.

All you'll get is a parade of losers if you do that at age 18.

I was kidding Rodeo!

OMG, and I was so funny earlier! Sorry!

RodeoSchro said:

JerseyKRS said:

I was kidding Rodeo!

OMG, and I was so funny earlier! Sorry!

True, true.

JustErin said:

Genesia said:

Maybe they got fat later. You know...after they coupled up and let themselves go.

Really? You think that's it?

No, fat even obese people find love just as easily...it's all about how you find that love with.

Marriage Scientifically Proven to Make Women Fat

Genesia said:

JustErin said:

So you think that her problem is that she's too fat?

Well, being fat can't be the issue seeing as all I see around me are fat couples.

Maybe they got fat later. You know...after they coupled up and let themselves go.

One of the things I am most proud about is that my inseam has never, ever exceeded my waist.

I've been a 34/34 for 20 or 25 years now. I was a 32/34 before that.

Should my waist ever expand, I intend to wear nothing but cowboy boots, which will give me an extra two inches on my inseam.

And if I need more than two inches growth to keep up with my waist, then a trip to Prince's shoe closet will just have to be arranged.

Genesia said:

JustErin said:

Really? You think that's it?

No, fat even obese people find love just as easily...it's all about how you find that love with.

Marriage Scientifically Proven to Make Women Fat

A new study that followed more than 10,000 people for 22 years showed that women tend to gain weight in the two years following getting married and men typically gain weight two years after getting divorced. Every couple is doomed!

The scientists behind the Ohi...sity study attribute the weight gain in women to having more duties around the house after tying the knot, which gives them less time to exercise. They don't take into account the months of dieting, starvation, and idiotic juice cleanses that women endure so that they will not have one ounce of back fat on their wedding day. Once the honeymoon sets in, that weight is going right back where it was and will probably get even worse. We blame you, bridal industrial complex!

For men, there is apparently a "health benefit" to being married, which disappears after divorce. The health benefit, it seems, is a wife who forces you to eat green food and tells you that living off of beer, Hot Pockets, and Cool Ranch Doritos is not a suitable alternative for an adult living as a human being in the universe.

There's only one solution to staying thin forever: don't get married! It's simple, people.

http://gawker.com/5833277...-women-fat

I thought this was common knowledge. I don't know hardly anyone who this hasn't happened to. I mean, they don't all get obese, but they definitely all gain weight. The men and the women.

Cerebus said:

RodeoSchro said:

OMG, and I was so funny earlier! Sorry!

True, true.

I've noticed that all those comedians that get roasted always seem to be fake-laughing at awesome jokes.

Perhaps us gifted comedians just can't recognize humor from others?

Cerebus said:

I thought this was common knowledge. I don't know hardly anyone who this hasn't happened to. I mean, they don't all get obese, but they definitely all gain weight. The men and the women.

I know a few exceptions that prove that rule!

And then again, we must consider the source: Ohio State University? How do we know the researchers didn't trade their research in for some tattoos, and just made stuff up for publication?

I hear that happens at THE Ohio State University.