my husband was talking about this guy that he works with and how he is always farting in the elevators at his job... and then blaming it on one of the people thats in the elevator with him...

my husband like many a man think fart is the funniest thing in the world .. yeah sure we all do it

blah blah blah..

but i draw the line when it comes to public farting...

do you rip ass in public and make it known or blame it on the people you are with ?

are you a night farter?(farting in your sleep)

or do you excuse yourself and bathroom fart?( only in the privacy of your own bathroom)

lol and i tell my husband every time he farts and does that drawn out guy laugh at himself ... i like him less and less... (even though i sometimes think its funny secretly) but i would never let him know that... i have to be a proper girl.. i have standards you know lol shhhh (my reaction to him all of the time is ewww what the hell is wrong with you.. your disgusting) lol

but yeah when it comes down to it .. i think farts can possibly be one of the most disgusting but equally hilarious things ever!!

what say you?

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p.s i hope i gave everyone a good laugh ...

Farting in an elevator and blaming it on other people, if you can pull it off, IS funny.

Farting in public with your close friends, those you KNOW will laugh or just give you a is acceptable.

Farting in public amidst strangers, just to be a rude ass, nasty mf, not acceptable.

When i was younger i use to love sitting in doggystyle w/ my head and chest on floor(cat stretch)passing tiny baby farts. Air passes through your asshole easily while in this position.

I hate when some passes gas in front of you and you know the person behind assumes you farted.

Getting caught up in the Farting blame game is not fun.

It's all about being the first to put on the Sour Milk Face.

OMG we were at the thrift store a few weeks back and it reeeeeeeked of freshly expelled chocolate wind in the aisle. That shit (no pun intended) will make me talk to myself outloud. I was like "That is some nasty shit to be doing. If you feel you gotta let loose you take that mess to the bathroom"

I just know it was this one lady that was in the aisle when we were there. Then she went and complimented the shirt Ron was wearing and I kinda felt bad about my outburst (again, no pun intended).

But damn, unless your ass is too weak to contract and hold, please do keep other folk in mind.

Caveat: In regards to what I said above regarding acceptable/not acceptable; please include "outside" in those sentences. Thank you for your support.

brb I have to ..................

Tip toes out of thread to let one rip edit

WOAH! Way to let one rip insationable3!

and the sad thing is people probably really do this shit ...

kewlschool said:

WOAH! Way to let one rip insationable3!

i was just gonna put cue kewlschool in 3..2..1.. lol

insatiable3 said:

kewlschool said:

WOAH! Way to let one rip insationable3!

i was just gonna put cue kewlschool in 3..2..1.. lol

kewlschool said:

I usually don't fart in public,just cause I just don't usually have to,but when I do

I will usually find an empty isle in the store,and let it go! I then leave quickly,so that the next person that enters that isle doesn't know it was me.

I totally got caught letting rip in the pub a few weeks ago.I waited until the next song started on the jukebox and let one go.It was only when everyone turned to look at me that I remembered I was listening to my Ipod.

muirdo said:

I totally got caught letting rip in the pub a few weeks ago.I waited until the next song started on the jukebox and let one go.It was only when everyone turned to look at me that I remembered I was listening to my Ipod.

It's gross to do in public....i've never understood why people think its so funny...

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Pooting is human nature. There's nothing wrong with it to a certain extent. We all do it. The only time I can't stand it is when it stinks real bad or during sex. It's nothing worse than going down on someone & they let a poot slip out. Other then that, it's all good.

Tittypants said:

Pooting is human nature. There's nothing wrong with it to a certain extent. We all do it. The only time I can't stand it is when it stinks real bad or during sex. It's nothing worse than going down on someone & they let a poot slip out. Other then that, it's all good.

Nice use of emoticons

I hold them in and I don't know when they come out, but they certainly don't in public.

purplemonster04 said:

I hold them in and I don't know when they come out, but they certainly don't in public.

I heard that holding them in might mess you up in the long run. They're suppose to come out, dear...

Farting has always been my weapon of choice when trying to repel odd men who try to flirt with me on the street, particularly the ones who refuse to leave me be . When the old listening to my i-pod or talking on my phone so I'm too distracted to hear you schtick doesn't work- a good obnoxious belch or flatus bomb works wonders in driving the persistent ones away with great ease

threads like this.... well, i just really find myself missing BlackAdder7 he'd know exactly what to say

XxAxX said:

threads like this.... well, i just really find myself missing BlackAdder7 he'd know exactly what to say

true!

an oldy but goodie...

http://www.cakefarts.com/

purplemonster04 said:

I hold them in and I don't know when they come out, but they certainly don't in public.

Same here And if I really can't control it I just apologize, nobody's perfect.

Tittypants said:

I heard that holding them in might mess you up in the long run. They're suppose to come out, dear...

Really? I saw on some show that it's okay to hold them in.. Well if I get some bowel infection in a few years, I'll know the reason why

It's unacceptable for females to let one off in public, I have no choice but to hold them in!

There is a right and a wrong time to fart. Most of mine are expelled during breakfast (I must store them up at night), if the need arises in the day I will seek privacy. The worst is when I am in the sanctity of my own office and let one go, then someone knocks and comes in to ask if I need a coffee or something. you have to wonder, they must have smelt it!

I have crop dusted a time or two but only accidentally. Sometimes a squeak will come out when I cough or sneeze really loudly.