Has anyone tasted it?

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This being the Org and all, I half-expected ths thread to be all about;

PurpleJedi said:

KidaDynamite said:

PurpleJedi said:

This being the Org and all, I half-expected ths thread to be all about;

That's what I thought too. Speaking of...I was on the latenight line at a store and this dude walks up to me and says "excuse me! I need 2 boxes of condoms...Magnums." and I'm like what are you telling me for? and he goes "because I don't want to skip you in the line." I'm thinking to myself "get your ass on the back of the line like everyone else!" but I let him in front of me. He just wanted people to think his Johnson was big. Oh and nah, I've never tried one of those Magnums but they are looking pretty damn good right about now.

You're not reading between the lines..."I don't want to skip you in the line" is simply his way of saying to you; "gimme your number and get in line for a piece of my enormous c*ck".

At least that's what my "Beginner's Guide For Middle Aged Dating" says about that...

thought this would be about firearms

XxAxX said:

thought this would be about firearms

You're a Republican, aren't you?

missfee said:

Has anyone tasted it?

They are "ok" ... pricey !

I would rather invest in fresh ingredients and make my own ice cream

PurpleJedi said:

This being the Org and all, I half-expected ths thread to be all about;

I tasted those too...

and the Supra's too, but those are the ultrathin polyurethane ones ...

uncoated tastes best though

My DRUG of every summer at least since the late 90s

well, and also cold Coronas lol

paintedlady said:

PurpleJedi said:

I had the honeycomb and vanilla 2 nights ago and the caramel last night I had to say to my partner STOP bringing these home because I'm trying to get lean and I'll eat these every f**kin night if you keep bringing them home.

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they r great... but noting will ever beat these....

Haven't had one of them in years!

They were so nice, I'll have to get one the next time I see them

I have had plenty of that icecream I love it!

paintedlady said:

PurpleJedi said:

This being the Org and all, I half-expected ths thread to be all about;

I tasted those too...

and the Supra's too, but those are the ultrathin polyurethane ones ...

uncoated tastes best though

KidaDynamite said:

PurpleJedi said:

You're not reading between the lines..."I don't want to skip you in the line" is simply his way of saying to you; "gimme your number and get in line for a piece of my enormous c*ck".

At least that's what my "Beginner's Guide For Middle Aged Dating" says about that...

I think that's exactly what that meant.

Question for the ladies;

...say you find yourself in that ^^^^ situation, and say you actually take the dude home and find out that the Magnum was just for show cuz he doesn't need that much latex...do you kick it anyway or just kick him out of your place?

...inquiring minds want to know...

PurpleJedi said:

KidaDynamite said:

PurpleJedi said: I think that's exactly what that meant.

Question for the ladies;

...say you find yourself in that ^^^^ situation, and say you actually take the dude home and find out that the Magnum was just for show cuz he doesn't need that much latex...do you kick it anyway or just kick him out of your place?

...inquiring minds want to know...

I would say in a demanding tone....

"Excuse me I was about to ask her about the MIDOL... I have cramps and you NEED TO WAIT YOUR TURN SIR!"

and step away from him and give him that if you touch me Imma whoop your ass evil glare.

Dudes usually walk away quickly when I give them that look. Mission accomplished.

Step back buddy, I was next in line.

Menstrual bitch trumps horny jackass anyday of the week.

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PurpleJedi said:

This being the Org and all, I half-expected ths thread to be all about;

paintedlady said:

PurpleJedi said:

Question for the ladies;

...say you find yourself in that ^^^^ situation, and say you actually take the dude home and find out that the Magnum was just for show cuz he doesn't need that much latex...do you kick it anyway or just kick him out of your place?

...inquiring minds want to know...

I would say in a demanding tone....

"Excuse me I was about to ask her about the MIDOL... I have cramps and you NEED TO WAIT YOUR TURN SIR!"

and step away from him and give him that if you touch me Imma whoop your ass evil glare.

Dudes usually walk away quickly when I give them that look. Mission accomplished.

Step back buddy, I was next in line.

Menstrual bitch trumps horny jackass anyday of the week.

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paintedlady said:

PurpleJedi said:

Question for the ladies;

...say you find yourself in that ^^^^ situation, and say you actually take the dude home and find out that the Magnum was just for show cuz he doesn't need that much latex...do you kick it anyway or just kick him out of your place?

...inquiring minds want to know...

I would say in a demanding tone....

"Excuse me I was about to ask her about the MIDOL... I have cramps and you NEED TO WAIT YOUR TURN SIR!"

and step away from him and give him that if you touch me Imma whoop your ass evil glare.

Dudes usually walk away quickly when I give them that look. Mission accomplished.

Step back buddy, I was next in line.

Menstrual bitch trumps horny jackass anyday of the week.

...yeah but if the dude was good-looking, instead you'd be all, "I was about to ask for baby oil to rub all over me later, wanna help?"

PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

I would say in a demanding tone....

"Excuse me I was about to ask her about the MIDOL... I have cramps and you NEED TO WAIT YOUR TURN SIR!"

and step away from him and give him that if you touch me Imma whoop your ass evil glare.

Dudes usually walk away quickly when I give them that look. Mission accomplished.

Step back buddy, I was next in line.

Menstrual bitch trumps horny jackass anyday of the week.

...yeah but if the dude was good-looking, instead you'd be all, "I was about to ask for baby oil to rub all over me later, wanna help?"

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If a dude was all "I need magnums" AND was fine I would treat him like he has an STD and the same would apply.

I would be all "ew." Wait your turn.

PurpleJedi said:

This being the Org and all, I half-expected ths thread to be all about;

That was my first thought.

Anyway, I think the magnum ice cream bars are a little too sweet and rich. They are very high calorie so unless you planning on going to the gym that same day....wouldn't eat a whole bar.

HotGritz said:

PurpleJedi said:

This being the Org and all, I half-expected ths thread to be all about;

That was my first thought.

Anyway, I think the magnum ice cream bars are a little too sweet and rich. They are very high calorie so unless you planning on going to the gym that same day....wouldn't eat a whole bar.

Plus each bar is around 20 grams of FAT!

tinaz said:

HotGritz said:

That was my first thought.

Anyway, I think the magnum ice cream bars are a little too sweet and rich. They are very high calorie so unless you planning on going to the gym that same day....wouldn't eat a whole bar.

Plus each bar is around 20 grams of FAT!

HotGritz said:

tinaz said:

Plus each bar is around 20 grams of FAT!

I know...

HotGritz said:

PurpleJedi said:

This being the Org and all, I half-expected ths thread to be all about;

That was my first thought.

Anyway, I think the magnum ice cream bars are a little too sweet and rich. They are very high calorie so unless you planning on going to the gym that same day....wouldn't eat a whole bar.

Damn really?