[I think Katy is about to get really indecisive]

Josh was sitting inside his house waiting for Katy to come inside and join him. She felt butterflies inside her as she turned to go inside the house, but at the last minute, filled with doubt and emotional larceny, she didn't.

ARock said:

I've tried this b4 on a few other forums and it went pretty well. I start with a "story starter" and in each post you reply with FOUR word at the max. You can only reply once someone other then urself has replied. Anyway let's start! The Harsh Life and Times of Katie B Katie B seemed like your typical southern bell. She was Dishwater blond, blue eyes, and had a southern swang that could rival Paula Deen. Yea everything was normal until she met Josh. Josh was...

she couldn't move.

oopps.

ok ok. here goes:

Josh was....

worth it? Maybe not.

Kate didn't know.

So Katy stood frozen.

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She was stuck.

She wanted to go

But she couldn't.

He had plentiful linolium.

He made a plan.

But it fell through.

resulted in actual implementation

He knew he froze

He knew he froze, like a lake on a real cold-ass day, know what I'm sayin, that's been inspected by weathermen, scientists, insurance companies and shit and they done passed it as safe for one of them Biggest Loser immunity challenges, like I mean his synapses and neurons ain't firing nuthin, they be frozed up hard, son.

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..and feeling that his life was filled with dissatisfaction, Josh unfroze and walked to a nearby Starbucks, where he ordered an espresso frappuccino with squirty cream, marshmallows, and a light dusting of cocoa powder and drank it, alone, wallowing in self pity.

And then he died.

smoothcriminal12 said:

And then he died.

Threatkiller

dJJ said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

And then he died.

Threatkiller

smoothcriminal12 said:

And then he died.

From the shame of being seen drinking an espresso frappuccino with squirty cream, marshmallows, and a light dusting of cocoa powder, like there was some quiche-esque stigma associated with men consuming it.

Fauxie said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

And then he died.

From the shame of being seen drinking an espresso frappuccino with squirty cream, marshmallows, and a light dusting of cocoa powder, like there was some quiche-esque stigma associated with men consuming it.

He wondered what Kate would think of him, if she would see him drinking that trash liquid. He could hear her rant about the calories.

But then Katie woke up, it was all a crazy dream, her name wasn't even Katie but infact Gertrude LaEleemosynary, a middle aged drag queen.