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what do u get away with? 4 some weird reason i get away with heaps
just the other day i accidentally opened the car door onto the car next to me, and the man inside got out in a huff!!! he initially looked mad, but i just smiled and said sorry, then he just winked at me
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i have also jummped q's, gotten served first at the bar, gotten away with speeding tickets..... i know those r not really brag worthy, but hey i cant help it 
that font is big!!!
i just noticed
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Do you have some nice....uh....assets??
That might have something to do with it........ الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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but what do u get away with titty??? surely there is something????????????? Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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maybeNaw. I don't get away with much.
Unfortunately. 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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u never skipped school or been wrongly charged for something that was mistakenly priced? Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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Mmmmmmmmmm thats hot Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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Because I never attended the one I was supposed to attend classes I had to change schools. SO, I didn't get away with it.
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u never had a sickie????
99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Much more than I ever should. | |
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In the early 90s Eye had an affair with this Blonde milf....We were in her bedroom having bit of horny pony when in walks her husband shouting "Darling U Home?"Eye grabbed my things got under the bed.......2 this day eye can remember his voice and seeing his shoes walk around the bedroom with me under the bed!!!!She told him she was just about 2 have a shower after a hard work out....And that was no lie..... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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....He believed her.........
I thought that stuff only happened in movies 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Id like 2 think this has happen 2 other orgers! its if they r willing 2 share the stories with us that is the question? Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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Not as much as I used to, unfortunately.
Like...when I was in college, I flunked out two semesters in a row. Both times, they let me back in on appeal - and at my first appeal, I went before the appeals board on Valium.
After the second successful appeal, my mom said to me, "You are the only person I've ever met who could fall into a cesspool and come out smellin' like a rose."
Still, I think a dear friend of mine still holds the record. She once swore at the governor and somehow managed to keep her job in his office. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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I just threaten to throw myself down the stairs... it usually gets me what I want. | |
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Good job eye dont no u cuz ud be pain falling down those stairs......ouch:evillol: Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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Who says I haven't actually had to throw myself down the stairs? | |
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