JustErin said:

My laptop mic has stopped working so I have to wear a lame headset, but um....yeah.

You're so slutty looking.

EDIT: Drunkass misspelling of "mushy"

[Edited 8/26/11 20:08pm]

johnart said:

You're so slutty looking.

EDIT: Drunkass misspelling of "mushy"

[Edited 8/26/11 20:08pm]

But I'm not a slut! I swear.

JustErin said:

My laptop mic has stopped working so I have to wear a lame headset, but um....yeah.

You're freaking gorgeous.

InternationalLover82 said:

You're freaking gorgeous.

Aww...thanks.

InternationalLover82 said:

JustErin said:

My laptop mic has stopped working so I have to wear a lame headset, but um....yeah.

You're freaking gorgeous.

She a'ight.

(Kidding of course)

SexLovely said:

Ok, fuck it.

.

Hello Muddy-Fuggers! Here's me, circa 5mins ago....I hoep u fucking hate it. Cuz its 4am, im really tired and I look rough like a corpse's ass.....

Massive like.

JustErin said:

johnart said:

You're so slutty looking.

EDIT: Drunkass misspelling of "mushy"

[Edited 8/26/11 20:08pm]

But I'm not a slut! I swear.

You should know by know that I do not care whether you are or not.

You should also know by now that I deeply do care and hope that you act the total whore in the thick of things.

Well, when it matters, anyway.

FauxReal said:

She a'ight.

(Kidding of course)

I'm bored so I am reading messages on that dating site and the boys are starting to get really mean with me! I think it might be time to quit.

johnart said:

JustErin said:

But I'm not a slut! I swear.

You should know by know that I do not care whether you are or not.

You should also know by now that I deeply do care and hope that you act the total whore in the thick of things.

Well, when it matters, anyway.

I know. I am a whore...just with one dude at a time.

[Edited 8/26/11 21:09pm]

JustErin said:

FauxReal said:

She a'ight.

(Kidding of course)

I'm bored so I am reading messages on that dating site and the boys are starting to get really mean with me! I think it might be time to quit.

WHAT??

I want to talk to these... boys.

johnart said:

JustErin said:

I'm bored so I am reading messages on that dating site and the boys are starting to get really mean with me! I think it might be time to quit.

WHAT??

I want to talk to these... boys.

Some are mad that I haven't responded and are now resorting to insults. I just got a message that said, "botox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and another dude sent me a message telling me that I was his bare minimum of what he would consider cute.

JustErin said:

FauxReal said:

She a'ight.

(Kidding of course)

I'm bored so I am reading messages on that dating site and the boys are starting to get really mean with me! I think it might be time to quit.

That sucks. I think this is normally where the average orger would insert a hugging emoticon. But robots don't hug.

JustErin said:

johnart said:

You should know by know that I do not care whether you are or not.

You should also know by now that I deeply do care and hope that you act the total whore in the thick of things.

Well, when it matters, anyway.

I know. I am a whore...just with one dude at a time.

[Edited 8/26/11 21:09pm]

Yay! I'm a whore too! Let's dance!

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JustErin said:

johnart said:

WHAT??

I want to talk to these... boys.

Some are mad that I haven't responded and are now resorting to insults. I just got a message that said, "botox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and another dude sent me a message telling me that I was his bare minimum of what he would consider cute.

Ask them if their whore-moms know that they're still on their computers this late at night.

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

I'm bored so I am reading messages on that dating site and the boys are starting to get really mean with me! I think it might be time to quit.

That sucks. I think this is normally where the average orger would insert a hugging emoticon. But robots don't hug.

Yeah...does not compute.

johnart said:

JustErin said:

Some are mad that I haven't responded and are now resorting to insults. I just got a message that said, "botox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and another dude sent me a message telling me that I was his bare minimum of what he would consider cute.

Ask them if their whore-moms know that they're still on their computers this late at night.

No, I'll ask them if their whore-moms know that they're still on their computers this late at night...watching her amateur porn videos.

JustErin said:

johnart said:

Ask them if their whore-moms know that they're still on their computers this late at night.

No, I'll ask them if their whore-moms know that they're still on their computers this late at night...watching her amateur porn videos.

They'll keep off that "Mature" category if they know what's good for them.

...or maybe not.

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InternationalLover82 said:

JustErin said:

My laptop mic has stopped working so I have to wear a lame headset, but um....yeah.

You're freaking gorgeous.

Yeah girl, U might be able to turn a gay guy like me into a bi sexual...for about 3 minutes! U are delish!

JustErin said:

FauxReal said:

That sucks. I think this is normally where the average orger would insert a hugging emoticon. But robots don't hug.

Yeah...does not compute.

We can high five instead

benjaminira said:

InternationalLover82 said:

You're freaking gorgeous.

Yeah girl, U might be able to turn a gay guy like me into a bi sexual...for about 3 minutes! U are delish!

That reminds me of a video I made last year.

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NDRU said:

Awesome.

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

Yeah...does not compute.

We can high five instead

I'm Bob.

NDRU said:

Did u just call me a whore??

You need to do more of these.

johnart said:

NDRU said:

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Did u just call me a whore??

You need to do more of these.

It seems like it would have been a lot easier when I was 18

JustErin said:

I'm Bob.

Oh I figured as much,

NDRU said:

johnart said:

Did u just call me a whore??

You need to do more of these.

It seems like it would have been a lot easier when I was 18

Fuck 18! Didn't some lady with dwarfism once say that "time is a trick" ?

johnart said:

NDRU said:

It seems like it would have been a lot easier when I was 18

Fuck 18! Didn't some lady with dwarfism once say that "time is a trick" ?

johnart said:

NDRU said:

It seems like it would have been a lot easier when I was 18

Fuck 18! Didn't some lady with dwarfism once say that "time is a trick" ?