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I Just Duct Taped My Head to the Wall 
Lord help me, I'm just not ready for the 21st Century. | |
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Stand still while I get the hammer. [This message was edited Fri Feb 14 14:29:22 PST 2003 by althom] | |
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2the9s said:
Lard holds me, I'm just not happy for my 51st Birthday. | |
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 Why? 
Be carefull when peeling that duck tape off  | |
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Ok, I got the hammer. If you just stay still I'll try and make your head smaller so that it'll slide off. | |
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It's not funny. I got all tangled up in these plastic sheets. 
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2the9s said: It's not funny. I got all tangled up in these plastic sheets.
to Osama Bin LadenOoooh! This is even better than I thought. | |
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I think he's dead everyone. He hasn't said a thing in a while.  | |
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Damn, that's a big clump of hair right there... | |
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Just be thankful you did not attach the duck tape to your nether region, that would hurt when taking it off 
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katt said: Just be thankful you did not attach the duck tape to your nether region, that would hurt when taking it off
Where were you 5 minutes ago??!!  | |
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2the9s said: katt said: Just be thankful you did not attach the duck tape to your nether region, that would hurt when taking it off
Where were you 5 minutes ago??!! Stop lying. There's nothing there to hurt. | |
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and they say that duct tape is the handyman's best friend...
duct tape  | |
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2the9s said: It's not funny. I got all tangled up in these plastic sheets.
to Osama Bin Ladenwell, next time remove the muumuu first. those things are bulky and get in the way with their drapish materials. but seriously, try using baby oil on that duct tape. just ease the tape off gradually by rubbing the oil in. this is best with candlelight, your wife, and soft music. have fun | |
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2the9s said:
Lord help me, I'm just not ready for the 21st Century.  Think twice, speak once, or say no word at all | |
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moonangel said: 2the9s said:
Lord help me, I'm just not ready for the 21st Century.  ... Think twice, speak once, or say no word at all | |
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moonangel said: moonangel said: 2the9s said:
Lord help me, I'm just not ready for the 21st Century. ...No you didn't. You meant to laugh. | |
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There are easier ways of waxing your head you know. | |
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Can't say I didn't warn you | |
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 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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I duct taped Kenny's head to a wall once. "Respect mah authoritah!" | |
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althom said: moonangel said: moonangel said: 2the9s said:
Lord help me, I'm just not ready for the 21st Century. ...No you didn't. You meant to laugh. Not so !!! ...  Think twice, speak once, or say no word at all | |
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LaVisHh said:[snip - eye roll removed -- 2the9s]
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 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I can't beleive this thread is still going.  | |
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Duct tape is the best tape. You picked the right kind. It sticks 4-ever!!! 
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luv4u said: Duct tape is the best tape. You picked the right kind. It sticks 4-ever!!!
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