paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

I saw an educational (not being ironic there) video where they put a bunch of cameras on some guy's junk and flimed it as it was going inside. I'm not sure how they lit it or anything. It was pretty surreal to watch.

Anyway, you could always try that!

If only the iphone wasn't so wide!!!

I bet if R2-D2 were real he'd have something that worked!

KidaDynamite said:

Umm...y'all be conditioning and putting designs on your stuff?! Makes me feel like I've been mistreating my cookie.

KidaDynamite said:

Umm...y'all be conditioning and putting designs on your stuff?! Makes me feel like I've been mistreating my cookie.

Well, I dunno about the ladies, but I had my dick Bedazzled once and the results were stunning.

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

If only the iphone wasn't so wide!!!

I bet if R2-D2 were real he'd have something that worked!

KidaDynamite said:

Umm...y'all be conditioning and putting designs on your stuff?! Makes me feel like I've been mistreating my cookie.

I used to relax mines.... in the 90's. I falt soft like rabbit fur... and it was shinier! I loved it!

Ain't doing none of that crap no more.

paintedlady said:

KidaDynamite said:

Umm...y'all be conditioning and putting designs on your stuff?! Makes me feel like I've been mistreating my cookie.

I used to relax mines.... in the 90's. I falt soft like rabbit fur... and it was shinier! I loved it!

Ain't doing none of that crap no more.

YOU. DID. NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

SHUUUTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

I bet if R2-D2 were real he'd have something that worked!

C-3PO would stand in the corner, just watching.

HobbesLeCute said:

FauxReal said:

What about twat and snatch? No love for twat and snatch?

What about cooter?

I like Cooter because it sounds like the name of a board game.

sounds like the dukes of hazard to me

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

C-3PO would stand in the corner, just watching.

johnart said:

paintedlady said:

I used to relax mines.... in the 90's. It felt soft like rabbit fur... and it was shinier! I loved it!

Ain't doing none of that crap no more.

YOU. DID. NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

SHUUUTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Yes I sho nuf did! Pimped my coochie like I was Xhibit!

I worked in a hair salon... I just laid on the waxing table and they had a mirrored wall with great lighting. Heck I even relaxed, waxed and colored the stylists pussies too. We even did henna tats on the bellies and feet.

One of the stylists waxed mines for me. We primped our pussies before we did our heads on the down time befor we we hit the town.

One time I showed one of the male stylists my work... he was like FABULOUS!

good times.

I need to be in my bed spanglish edit..

[Edited 8/23/11 23:16pm]

paintedlady said:

johnart said:

YOU. DID. NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

SHUUUTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Yes I sho nuf did! Pimped my coochie like I was Xhibit!

I worked in a hair salon... I just laid on the waxing table and they has a mirrored wall with great lighting. Heck I even relaxed, waxed and colored the stylists pussies too.We even did henna tats on the bellies and feet.

One of the stylists waxed mines for me. We primped our pussies before we did our heads on the down time befor we we hit the town.

One time I showed one of the male stylists my work... he was like FABULOUS!

good times.

paintedlady said:

KidaDynamite said:

paintedlady said:

Yes I sho nuf did! Pimped my coochie like I was Xhibit!

I worked in a hair salon... I just laid on the waxing table and they had a mirrored wall with great lighting. Heck I even relaxed, waxed and colored the stylists pussies too. We even did henna tats on the bellies and feet.

One of the stylists waxed mines for me. We primped our pussies before we did our heads on the down time befor we we hit the town.

One time I showed one of the male stylists my work... he was like FABULOUS!

good times.

I need to be in my bed spanglish edit..

[Edited 8/23/11 23:16pm]

That's too much work for me.

Washing that shit out was a BITCH!!!

One wrong move and your pussy lips blow up like two plantains from the reaction to the relaxer...

and you BETTA rinse that shit out right!!! Otherwise you'll have sulfur crotch from the chemicals.

But it lasted for a LONG time. We had the product and hand held shower heads so....

it was easy enough.

KidaDynamite said:

paintedlady said:

Yes I sho nuf did! Pimped my coochie like I was Xhibit!

I worked in a hair salon... I just laid on the waxing table and they had a mirrored wall with great lighting. Heck I even relaxed, waxed and colored the stylists pussies too. We even did henna tats on the bellies and feet.

One of the stylists waxed mines for me. We primped our pussies before we did our heads on the down time befor we we hit the town.

One time I showed one of the male stylists my work... he was like FABULOUS!

good times.

I need to be in my bed spanglish edit..

[Edited 8/23/11 23:16pm]

That's too much work for me.

This is what I'm saying. I'm exhausted just reading about it.
Not to mention the chems in that no no zone to relax the hair.

I just grab the clipper whenever Gene Shalit show up down there. Bzzzzzzzzzz!

The salon had a nice spa and saunas.... we weren't balancing our asses over the European sinks.

asses don't hang edit.

[Edited 8/23/11 23:28pm]

paintedlady said:

The salon had a nice spa and saunas.... we weren't hanging our asses over the European sinks.

That group pussy primpin shit sound like a porn version of Beauty Shop.

johnart said:

KidaDynamite said:

paintedlady said: That's too much work for me.

This is what I'm saying. I'm exhausted just reading about it.
Not to mention the chems in that no no zone to relax the hair.

I just grab the clipper whenever Gene Shalit show up down there. Bzzzzzzzzzz!

Well, I'm never going to be able to look at Gene Shalit without seeing pubes now.

I suppose it was going to happen someday.

johnart said:

paintedlady said:

The salon had a nice spa and saunas.... we weren't hanging our asses over the European sinks.

That group pussy primpin shit sound like a porn version of Beauty Shop.

Naw more like bored locker room primping session.

paintedlady said:

johnart said:

YOU. DID. NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

SHUUUTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Yes I sho nuf did! Pimped my coochie like I was Xhibit!

I worked in a hair salon... I just laid on the waxing table and they had a mirrored wall with great lighting. Heck I even relaxed, waxed and colored the stylists pussies too. We even did henna tats on the bellies and feet.

One of the stylists waxed mines for me. We primped our pussies before we did our heads on the down time befor we we hit the town.

One time I showed one of the male stylists my work... he was like FABULOUS!

good times.

I need to be in my bed spanglish edit..

[Edited 8/23/11 23:16pm]

Lawd. The Mental images.

Yo Bob check how I did my pussy *drops pants* "OHH Guuurl ITS FAB FABBBB REALLY"

Let me get in between

[img:$uid]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062010/1277900189_casillas-is-relieved.gif[/img:$uid]

Oh and I say Pussy Kitty or Cookie, and I like mines shaven, or trimmed.....But if im hungry and go out to eat I dont mind to settle for the George W....Ill Mow that lawn for ya.

NMuzakNSoul said:

paintedlady said:

Yes I sho nuf did! Pimped my coochie like I was Xhibit!

I worked in a hair salon... I just laid on the waxing table and they had a mirrored wall with great lighting. Heck I even relaxed, waxed and colored the stylists pussies too. We even did henna tats on the bellies and feet.

One of the stylists waxed mines for me. We primped our pussies before we did our heads on the down time befor we we hit the town.

One time I showed one of the male stylists my work... he was like FABULOUS!

good times.

I need to be in my bed spanglish edit..

[Edited 8/23/11 23:16pm]

Lawd. The Mental images.

Yo Bob check how I did my pussy *drops pants* "OHH Guuurl ITS FAB FABBBB REALLY"

Let me get in between

[img:$uid]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062010/1277900189_casillas-is-relieved.gif[/img:$uid]

Oh and I say Pussy Kitty or Cookie, and I like mines shaven, or trimmed.....But if im hungry and go out to eat I dont mind to settle for the George W....Ill Mow that lawn for ya.

His name was Devon and he wore an ascot on the regular.

paintedlady said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Lawd. The Mental images.

Yo Bob check how I did my pussy *drops pants* "OHH Guuurl ITS FAB FABBBB REALLY"

Let me get in between

[img:$uid]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062010/1277900189_casillas-is-relieved.gif[/img:$uid]

Oh and I say Pussy Kitty or Cookie, and I like mines shaven, or trimmed.....But if im hungry and go out to eat I dont mind to settle for the George W....Ill Mow that lawn for ya.

His name was Devon and he wore an ascot on the regular.

johnart said:

i cant believe how there r gay men r here bitching about pussy

[Edited 8/24/11 0:41am]

JustErin said:

They gross me out.

Well, every other women's that is. Mine is awesome.

Okay, I'll say it. Prove it.

[Edited 8/24/11 2:15am]

Love 'em. Trimmed over shaved (and shaved over bushy).

paintedlady said:

johnart said:

YOU. DID. NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

SHUUUTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Yes I sho nuf did! Pimped my coochie like I was Xhibit!

I worked in a hair salon... I just laid on the waxing table and they had a mirrored wall with great lighting. Heck I even relaxed, waxed and colored the stylists pussies too. We even did henna tats on the bellies and feet.

One of the stylists waxed mines for me. We primped our pussies before we did our heads on the down time befor we we hit the town.

One time I showed one of the male stylists my work... he was like FABULOUS!

good times.

I need to be in my bed spanglish edit..

[Edited 8/23/11 23:16pm]

Man, what the fuck