y'all are killing me!!

btw that new Scope is the bomb!!! keeps your breath fresh for hours!!! recommend it to errybody!!

Cerebus said:

Still laughing.... I think I may have gone off the deep end...

may have

gone

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imago said:

johnart said:

So does Dan.

Spinlight said:

That funnayyy! I just watched this with my 3month old Labrador pup, who had a "wtf" look on her face the whole time.

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My oral hygeine is very good, but one time I ate these lush spicey sausages and later on that night I went out clubbing with a friend, we were standing in a group talking to a few lovely ladies when I let out a controlled, side-mouthed, silent burrrrp.....

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Everyone got a mouthfull of my spicey sausage vapour and disspersed quicker that you can say "Bitch, you have a moustache"

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sausage belch edit

[Edited 8/22/11 12:24pm]

This thread took a right turn at Albuquerque and drove straight into Hell.

tinaz said:

Oh God... This reminds me of when I was putitng in my last 2 weeks at work, and the new "girl" she was like 100, was training... She had these huge brown horse teeth, that really has nothing to do with my story but im throwing it in... Anyway, she was on her side and the other girl who was staying took my desk area cuz it was better... So when horse mouth, I mean Marge, went to lunch I sat in her seat so I could answer the phone...

BAD idea... Phone rang and I picked up the phone, I started saying Anderson F... When all of a sudden I started dry heaving... Her phone reciever smelled like OLD DRIED SPIT mixed in with some shit chunks and dead rotting flesh.... I couldnt stop gagging and Micheala just sat there laughing going.. "are you pucking, are you fucking pucking as she was laughing her ass off... I had to transfer the call...

I knew she had raunchy breath cuz when she talked you could smell it across the room, but to spray it all over the phone!! Did she lick it when our backs were turned??... God, that was so nasty... Needless to say I pulled out my hand sanitizer and squirted it all over my face, and doused her phone and work area in it as well.... And I never, EVER, answered her phone again

this thread has me cracking up...

XxAxX said:

lezama said:

I know a guy that supposedly has a "health condition" explanation for his vile chronic bad breath, but I just find it hard to believe... Im honestly not even sure how he keeps a job. Sometimes I dont notice it (usually when Im drunk and I see him out) but when its bad its not even tolerable. Sometime I can't even talk to him. Nearly EVERYONE that knows him has had a serious "talk" with him about doing something about it. I'd pay money to get him help. Thats how serious it is. He can't get a date.. he's gonna die alone and miserable if he doesn't do something.

I was being nice one time and let him crash at my place after going to a party and he crashed on my couch. I threw him a pillow to sleep on and the next morning I grabbed the pillow to straighten up and his breath had completely ruined it. I took off the pillow case and his breath had infested the actual pillow to its core. I had to throw it out. It smelled like death and the longer it was in my apartment the longer I feared it would seep into other things.

people can accumulate stinky little calcium deposits in their throat niche by their tonsils. they're called, get this, tonsilloths:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...nsillolith

Tonsilloliths, also known as a tonsil stones, are clusters of calcified material that forms in the crevasses of the tonsils.^[1] While they occur most commonly in the palatine tonsils, they may also occur in the lingual tonsils.^[1] Tonsilloliths have been recorded weighing from 300 mg to 42 g.^[1] They are composed mostly of calcium, but may contain other minerals such as phosphorus and magnesium, as well as ammonia and carbonate.^[1]

Protruding tonsilloliths may feel like foreign objects lodged in the tonsil crypt. They may be a nuisance and difficult to remove, but are usually not harmful. They are a cause of halitosis (bad breath).^[2][3]

While true tonsillar stones are rare, small areas of calcification or concretions are relatively common.^[

Disgusting!!!

lezama said:

XxAxX said:

people can accumulate stinky little calcium deposits in their throat niche by their tonsils. they're called, get this, tonsilloths:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...nsillolith

Tonsilloliths, also known as a tonsil stones, are clusters of calcified material that forms in the crevasses of the tonsils.^[1] While they occur most commonly in the palatine tonsils, they may also occur in the lingual tonsils.^[1] Tonsilloliths have been recorded weighing from 300 mg to 42 g.^[1] They are composed mostly of calcium, but may contain other minerals such as phosphorus and magnesium, as well as ammonia and carbonate.^[1]

Protruding tonsilloliths may feel like foreign objects lodged in the tonsil crypt. They may be a nuisance and difficult to remove, but are usually not harmful. They are a cause of halitosis (bad breath).^[2][3]

While true tonsillar stones are rare, small areas of calcification or concretions are relatively common.^[

Disgusting!!!

OMG THAT LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA WITH A TURNIP IN IT!

Machaela said:

Cerebus said:

Still laughing.... I think I may have gone off the deep end...

may have

gone

?

Hey. I resemble that remark!

Cerebus said:

Machaela said:

may have

gone

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Hey. I resemble that remark!

Spinlight said:

Cerebus said:

Machaela said:

may have

gone

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Hey. I resemble that remark!

Love you anyway

imago said:

Cerebus said:

Hey. I resemble that remark!

OMFG :faloff:

Machaela said:

imago said:

OMFG :faloff:

Machaela said:

Cerebus said:

Hey. I resemble that remark!

Love you anyway

Oh yeah. Sure you do. I TOOOOOtally feel it.

Cerebus said:

Machaela said:

Love you anyway

Oh yeah. Sure you do. I TOOOOOtally feel it.

oh no you didn't ...

Machaela said:

Cerebus said:

Oh yeah. Sure you do. I TOOOOOtally feel it.

oh no you didn't ...

Cerebus said:

Machaela said:

oh no you didn't ...