There's been a few people I've known who have had the most fucking atrocious breath ever. And they weren't smokers. I smoked for 10 years so smoker's breath doesn't bother me. This is just straight up mouth decay, sour ass, vinegar mist hotness that seems to pulse from the very pit of their anus all the way out of their coral-reef mouth.

Spinlight said:

sour ass, vinegar mist hotness that seems to pulse from the very pit of their anus all the way out of their coral-reef mouth.

Spinlight said:

There's been a few people I've known who have had the most fucking atrocious breath ever. And they weren't smokers. I smoked for 10 years so smoker's breath doesn't bother me. This is just straight up mouth decay, sour ass, vinegar mist hotness that seems to pulse from the very pit of their anus all the way out of their coral-reef mouth.

Spinlight said:

Spinlight said:

There's been a few people I've known who have had the most fucking atrocious breath ever. And they weren't smokers. I smoked for 10 years so smoker's breath doesn't bother me. This is just straight up mouth decay, sour ass, vinegar mist hotness that seems to pulse from the very pit of their anus all the way out of their coral-reef mouth.

But our intestinal tract really is just a long, velvety tube that connects our anus to our mouths.

In many ways our mouths are just the other anus.

imago said:

Spinlight said:

There's been a few people I've known who have had the most fucking atrocious breath ever. And they weren't smokers. I smoked for 10 years so smoker's breath doesn't bother me. This is just straight up mouth decay, sour ass, vinegar mist hotness that seems to pulse from the very pit of their anus all the way out of their coral-reef mouth.

But our intestinal tract really is just a long, velvety tube that connects our anus to our mouths.

In many ways our mouths are just the other anus.

And!? Your breath doesn't originate from your anus unless you are a hot ass breathed motherfucker!

imago said:

Spinlight said:

There's been a few people I've known who have had the most fucking atrocious breath ever. And they weren't smokers. I smoked for 10 years so smoker's breath doesn't bother me. This is just straight up mouth decay, sour ass, vinegar mist hotness that seems to pulse from the very pit of their anus all the way out of their coral-reef mouth.

But our intestinal tract really is just a long, velvety tube that connects our anus to our mouths.

In many ways our mouths are just the other anus.

OMG Dan, really, you couldn't possibly talk more about anuses and mouths if you were gay.

GAY. As in, penis in your mouth and anus.

GAY.

Spinlight said:

imago said:

But our intestinal tract really is just a long, velvety tube that connects our anus to our mouths.

In many ways our mouths are just the other anus.

And!? Your breath doesn't originate from your anus unless you are a hot ass breathed motherfucker!

My point is that the anus is part of a velvety tube.

But the lungs...now those nasty bastards can fuck breath up. Which is why smoking makes your breath smell bad for more than just putting a bit of soot in the mouth. I never tasted it when I was a smoker, but about 3 or 4 weeks after quitting, I could taste it on my girlfriend's mouth. It was....something else.

As far as anus...well, it can be made to smell fresh and delicious, like the taint, or any other part of the body. The mouth requires more work.

velvety anal tube edit

[Edited 8/22/11 7:39am]

imago said:

My point is that the anus part of a velvety tube.

Seriously, that made me cry with laughter. I actually had to wait so I could see through the tears to say so.

johnart said:

imago said:

But our intestinal tract really is just a long, velvety tube that connects our anus to our mouths.

In many ways our mouths are just the other anus.

OMG Dan, really, you couldn't possibly talk more about anuses and mouths if you were gay.

GAY. As in, penis in your mouth and anus.

GAY.

Cerebus said:

imago said:

My point is that the anus part of a velvety tube.

Seriously, that made me cry with laughter. I actually had to wait so I could see through the tears to say so.

I have immense poetry within my bowels.

poetic bowl-to-bowels edit

[Edited 8/22/11 7:40am]

Still laughing.... I think I may have gone off the deep end...

imago said:

imago said:

Spinlight said:

And!? Your breath doesn't originate from your anus unless you are a hot ass breathed motherfucker!

My point is that the anus part of a velvety tube.

But the lungs...now those nasty bastards can fuck breath up. Which is why smoking makes your breath smell bad for more than just putting a bit of soot in the mouth. I never tasted it when I was a smoker, but about 3 or 4 weeks after quitting, I could taste it on my girlfriend's mouth. It was....something else.

As far as anus...well, it can be made to smell fresh and delicious, like the taint, or any other part of the body. The mouth requires more work.

I've never had a nonsmoker boyfriend aside from the one I am with now and he says it didn't bother him, but who knows. He could've bullshitted me. I don't care, I got minez.

However, nothing can challenge the great stench of an exposed gumline housing rotting food and bacteria shit. I don't even care if they brush those nasty things, they still retain garbage barnacles on them, releasing bacteria poop all over the place.

johnart said:

imago said:

But our intestinal tract really is just a long, velvety tube that connects our anus to our mouths.

In many ways our mouths are just the other anus.

OMG Dan, really, you couldn't possibly talk more about anuses and mouths if you were gay.

GAY. As in, penis in your mouth and anus.

GAY.

Did he STOP being gay at some point?

imago said:

johnart said:

OMG Dan, really, you couldn't possibly talk more about anuses and mouths if you were gay.

GAY. As in, penis in your mouth and anus.

GAY.

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imago said:

Cerebus said:

Seriously, that made me cry with laughter. I actually had to wait so I could see through the tears to say so.

I have immense poetry within my bowls.

poetry=penis

johnart said:

imago said:

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imago said:

imago said:

johnart said:

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Mmm hmm.

There is something

very

very

VERY

wrong with this thread.

imago said:

There is something

very

very

VERY

wrong with this thread.

Your velvety "poetry" filled anus??

imago said:

johnart said:

imago said:

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I love that horrible movie.

MyNameIsPiper said:

johnart said:

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I love that horrible movie.

So does Dan.

johnart said:

MyNameIsPiper said:

I love that horrible movie.

So does Dan.

I had a friend with bad bo...i assumed it was cuz he didn't shower reguarly. I was at his pad one day while were 'bout to head to a bar. He said he was gonna shower and I thought, "nuthing wrong with that!" I heard the water turn on. I heard splashing and movement. and some scrubbing. Sounded like a genuinne shower. When he came out...he had a towell around his wait and came to the living room, looking for some clothes(he was kinda messy). He passed infront of my, about2-3 feets away.

STILL smelld like he had just ran a marathon through a dung field...!!! Seriously..u're STILL WET from the shower and U STILL smell like death!!!! Lord help U son!

Oh God... This reminds me of when I was putitng in my last 2 weeks at work, and the new "girl" she was like 100, was training... She had these huge brown horse teeth, that really has nothing to do with my story but im throwing it in... Anyway, she was on her side and the other girl who was staying took my desk area cuz it was better... So when horse mouth, I mean Marge, went to lunch I sat in her seat so I could answer the phone...

BAD idea... Phone rang and I picked up the phone, I started saying Anderson F... When all of a sudden I started dry heaving... Her phone reciever smelled like OLD DRIED SPIT mixed in with some shit chunks and dead rotting flesh.... I couldnt stop gagging and Micheala just sat there laughing going.. "are you pucking, are you fucking pucking as she was laughing her ass off... I had to transfer the call...

I knew she had raunchy breath cuz when she talked you could smell it across the room, but to spray it all over the phone!! Did she lick it when our backs were turned??... God, that was so nasty... Needless to say I pulled out my hand sanitizer and squirted it all over my face, and doused her phone and work area in it as well.... And I never, EVER, answered her phone again

lezama said:

I know a guy that supposedly has a "health condition" explanation for his vile chronic bad breath, but I just find it hard to believe... Im honestly not even sure how he keeps a job. Sometimes I dont notice it (usually when Im drunk and I see him out) but when its bad its not even tolerable. Sometime I can't even talk to him. Nearly EVERYONE that knows him has had a serious "talk" with him about doing something about it. I'd pay money to get him help. Thats how serious it is. He can't get a date.. he's gonna die alone and miserable if he doesn't do something.

I was being nice one time and let him crash at my place after going to a party and he crashed on my couch. I threw him a pillow to sleep on and the next morning I grabbed the pillow to straighten up and his breath had completely ruined it. I took off the pillow case and his breath had infested the actual pillow to its core. I had to throw it out. It smelled like death and the longer it was in my apartment the longer I feared it would seep into other things.

people can accumulate stinky little calcium deposits in their throat niche by their tonsils. they're called, get this, tonsilloths:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...nsillolith

Tonsilloliths, also known as a tonsil stones, are clusters of calcified material that forms in the crevasses of the tonsils.^[1] While they occur most commonly in the palatine tonsils, they may also occur in the lingual tonsils.^[1] Tonsilloliths have been recorded weighing from 300 mg to 42 g.^[1] They are composed mostly of calcium, but may contain other minerals such as phosphorus and magnesium, as well as ammonia and carbonate.^[1]

Protruding tonsilloliths may feel like foreign objects lodged in the tonsil crypt. They may be a nuisance and difficult to remove, but are usually not harmful. They are a cause of halitosis (bad breath).^[2][3]

While true tonsillar stones are rare, small areas of calcification or concretions are relatively common.^[