She could have a health condition.

Wasn't there a thread about crotch odor not too awful long ago? I think that thread had some good examples in it.... or maybe some bad ones, really.

johnart said:

She could have a health condition.

johnart said:

She could have a health condition.

Ya know, when you say something helpful and nice like that... I WANT to believe you're sincere.... really, I do.

johnart said:

She could have a health condition.

Yeah, halitosis. Gum disease.

Oral stankocity.

Spinlight said:

johnart said:

She could have a health condition.

Yeah, halitosis. Gum disease.

Oral stankocity.

Or possibly she just at some shit on toast served to her by a gorilla and is using the money she earned from the act to get a new do.

insatiable3 said:

I had this new client today.. And as I sat her in my chair and began her consultation.. She turned to me and said can you throw some highlights in with the allover color.. I seriously had to turn around for a second and catch my breath... Her breath smelled so bad it was like she had been sucking on doo doo mints.. I was completely appalled but like a good stylist I sucked it up and finished her hair... This got me thinking about how I just don't grasp how some people don't have a clue about personal hygiene.. I mean come on now you gotta know a tooth brush and some tooth paste can fix that shit.. She's gonna knock someone out with that Breath of doom! Anyway do you have any stories about people and them not understanding what personal hygiene is? Discuss

Girl, how much time do you have?? I got a million!

Just got off a job where one of my co-workers smelled like a combination of bleach and b.o.

Also had to interact with hundreds of visitors everyday and have smelled all of the following in several puketastic combinations (sometimes made even worse by perfumes):

B.O

Bleach

Puke

Poo

Puke and sewage

Decomposing bodies

I've heard horror stories about what some stylists have to put up with, especially the ones who serve celebs. You're already a better woman than I am (I would've told her about herself).

MyNameIsPiper said:

insatiable3 said:

I had this new client today.. And as I sat her in my chair and began her consultation.. She turned to me and said can you throw some highlights in with the allover color.. I seriously had to turn around for a second and catch my breath... Her breath smelled so bad it was like she had been sucking on doo doo mints.. I was completely appalled but like a good stylist I sucked it up and finished her hair... This got me thinking about how I just don't grasp how some people don't have a clue about personal hygiene.. I mean come on now you gotta know a tooth brush and some tooth paste can fix that shit.. She's gonna knock someone out with that Breath of doom! Anyway do you have any stories about people and them not understanding what personal hygiene is? Discuss

Girl, how much time do you have?? I got a million!

Just got off a job where one of my co-workers smelled like a combination of bleach and b.o.

Also had to interact with hundreds of visitors everyday and have smelled all of the following in several puketastic combinations (sometimes made even worse by perfumes):

B.O

Bleach

Puke

Poo

Puke and sewage

Decomposing bodies

I've heard horror stories about what some stylists have to put up with, especially the ones who serve celebs. You're already a better woman than I am (I would've told her about herself).

Well, yeah, but you think a guy waiting for sex makes him a man.

^^What can I say? I'm a twisted individual.

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MyNameIsPiper said:

Cerebus said:

insatiable3 said:

MyNameIsPiper said:

Girl, how much time do you have?? I got a million!

Just got off a job where one of my co-workers smelled like a combination of bleach and b.o.

Lol yeah it can be very wu rising sometimes.. But its rare it happens and believe me I love people I could never be blunt and tell them to their face something was wrong.. It would crush me I'm too kind that way

Also had to interact with hundreds of visitors everyday and have smelled all of the following in several puketastic combinations (sometimes made even worse by perfumes):

B.O

Bleach

Puke

Poo

Puke and sewage

Decomposing bodies

I've heard horror stories about what some stylists have to put up with, especially the ones who serve celebs. You're already a better woman than I am (I would've told her about herself).

I belong to a family of blunt people. My mom was the sponsor of our high school dance squad, and this one boy came to practice smelling to high heaven everyday without fail. She pulled him aside, asked him what deodorant he used, and straight up told him that it wasn't holding him. Never stank after that.

Grandmommy once told a woman with her leg draped all over the elevator bench (when they had them in there) to "close your damn legs, bitch; you're funkin' up the elevator." My eight-year old mother was absolutely mortified.

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I know a guy that supposedly has a "health condition" explanation for his vile chronic bad breath, but I just find it hard to believe... Im honestly not even sure how he keeps a job. Sometimes I dont notice it (usually when Im drunk and I see him out) but when its bad its not even tolerable. Sometime I can't even talk to him. Nearly EVERYONE that knows him has had a serious "talk" with him about doing something about it. I'd pay money to get him help. Thats how serious it is. He can't get a date.. he's gonna die alone and miserable if he doesn't do something.

I was being nice one time and let him crash at my place after going to a party and he crashed on my couch. I threw him a pillow to sleep on and the next morning I grabbed the pillow to straighten up and his breath had completely ruined it. I took off the pillow case and his breath had infested the actual pillow to its core. I had to throw it out. It smelled like death and the longer it was in my apartment the longer I feared it would seep into other things.

You fuckin bitches, I didn't say the bitch being nasty was an impossibility.

I just said she couuuuuuuld have a health condition.

Which she totally could.

Bitches.

johnart said:

lezama said:

johnart said:

You fuckin bitches, I didn't say the bitch being nasty was an impossibility.

I just said she couuuuuuuld have a health condition.

Which she totally could.

Bitches.

I hear you, johnart!

They say to check for underlying health condtions whenever one has consistently bad breath.

Also, could be a breakdown in mental health. First thing to go sometimes is the hygiene.

insatiable3 said:

johnart said:

You fuckin bitches, I didn't say the bitch being nasty was an impossibility.

I just said she couuuuuuuld have a health condition.

Which she totally could.

Bitches.

Darlin I know your not I took your answer credibly don't be upset with me

Girl, why would I be upset with you? I'm giving Spin and Cere a hard time back.

Mama, come on, when have I been upset with you?

They actually believe you.

Certain Sinus problems can cause really bad breath.

Also, failure to floss, even if you brush your teeth, will result in bad breath.

Also, folks need to also bursh their tongues from time to time.

She may also be fasting (which can cause bad breath), or on some type of calorie

restructed diet. The smell doeesn't always originate from the mouth, but could

come below.

But post nasal drip, sinus problems. etc. have been known to cause really bad breath.

My reccomendation to folks whose breat smells becaues of hygene:

1. stop smoking

2. Brush twice (or more a day)

3. Floss every day.

These aren't just nice things to do--they're essential.

johnart said:

insatiable3 said:

johnart said:

You fuckin bitches, I didn't say the bitch being nasty was an impossibility.

I just said she couuuuuld have a health condition.

Which she totally could.

Bitches.

Darlin I know your not I took your answer credibly don't be upset with me

Girl, why would I be upset with you? I'm giving Spin and Cere a hard time


back.

You haven't

Mama, come on, when have I been upset with you?

MyNameIsPiper said:

johnart said:

You fuckin bitches, I didn't say the bitch being nasty was an impossibility.

I just said she couuuuuuuld have a health condition.

Which she totally could.

Bitches.

I hear you, johnart!

They say to check for underlying health condtions whenever one has consistently bad breath.

Also, could be a breakdown in mental health. First thing to go sometimes is the hygiene.

<--checks own breath

johnart said:

You fuckin bitches, I didn't say the bitch being nasty was an impossibility.

I just said she couuuuuuuld have a health condition.

Which she totally could.

Bitches.

I love you

imago said:

My reccomendation to folks whose breat smells becaues of hygene:

1. stop smoking

2. Brush twice (or more a day)

3. Floss every day.

These aren't just nice things to do--they're essential.

Word. I don't even care about bad breath, mental health issues or post nasal drip sinus problems. Just do that shit right there.

Edit: SINUS, not SYNUS. Fuck. Its all john's fault.

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johnart said:

MyNameIsPiper said:

I hear you, johnart!

They say to check for underlying health condtions whenever one has consistently bad breath.

Also, could be a breakdown in mental health. First thing to go sometimes is the hygiene.

<--checks own breath

connorhawke said:

johnart said:

You fuckin bitches, I didn't say the bitch being nasty was an impossibility.

I just said she couuuuuuuld have a health condition.

Which she totally could.

Bitches.

I love you

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I love u too.