paintedlady said:

Dewrede said:

aren''t you ashamed to say all those things on a public forum ?

i'm by no means a prude but damn

Nope, I am 40 and unmarried. If I were married or looking to run for public office I wouldn't share intimate details like these publicly.

Its not the classiest thing to say, but its the truth, and I don't shy away from the plain truth.

Some ladies may clutch their pearls if they want to... but if their man wants them to, no amount of "classiness" would stop them from doing what is descibed in the forementioned post. When it comes to passion and lovemaking... fellatio can be a lovely act when you love someone... no shame in it at all.

If we were on Disney.com well.... we aren't are we?

ok

Dewrede said:

paintedlady said:

I lick balls... suck em'... beat em up a bit... even mash my face up in behind the balls and lick up and down and around the perinium (sp?) and the asshole.

If he's hairy he's gotta shave... gagging on pubes tend to ruin my groove. I like to gag on a dick though.

Its nice to suck balls, the skin smoothes out and they hang nicely, I like to cup them in my hand 1st. Loosen em up so they aren't pulled so close to the dick. After a shower they tend to tuck in. Make sure he's warmed then I get to work.

Balls are great.

aren''t you ashamed to say all those things on a public forum ?

i'm by no means a prude but damn

Well, most orgers would agree that prude is not the first word that comes to mind when discribing you.

^

awww look what the cat dragged in

Dewrede said:

^

awww look what the cat dragged in

paintedlady said:

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

By the time women have saggy tits, men have nutsacks dangling to their knees and they are not going back to tight and firm.

okay, okay, we ALL get hideous and saggy!

having 3 kids isn't kind to a pair of boobs, so I can confirm they can be very sad looking already by mid-30s, but nothing a cold blast of water can't fix temporarily!

paintedlady said:

Efan said:

Personally, I think straight men everywhere should throw you a parade for posting it!

I think many women actually do think like me but are married and can't post. I wouldn't its just not cool to do so... but sometimes women act so dainty when they all like their stuff sucked on too.

Gotta give if you expect to get the same.

descriptions like yours I save to orgnote to Johnart

Adisa said:

Y'all crazy!

paintedlady said:

I feel my married org sistas ...

a little lower and to the left my sista

Machaela said:

Adisa said:

Y'all crazy!

I told you, I only groom about 3 times a year, so I'm a lil fuzzy right now. Just letting you know before you get carried away with all that . You may proceed...

Adisa said:

Machaela said:

I told you, I only groom about 3 times a year, so I'm a lil fuzzy right now. Just letting you know before you get carried away with all that . You may proceed...

I got shave cream and a razor !

Machaela said:

Adisa said:

I told you, I only groom about 3 times a year, so I'm a lil fuzzy right now. Just letting you know before you get carried away with all that . You may proceed...

I got shave cream and a razor !

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

I think many women actually do think like me but are married and can't post. I wouldn't its just not cool to do so... but sometimes women act so dainty when they all like their stuff sucked on too.

Gotta give if you expect to get the same.

descriptions like yours I save to orgnote to Johnart

I miss my orgnotes to Supa... I loved to exchange spit stories with him. Its been too long. Years actually. I need to start again.

i adore my bloke's balls, they're smooth like velvet! perfect 4 sucking

paintedlady said:

I lick balls... suck em'... beat em up a bit... even mash my face up in behind the balls and lick up and down and around the perinium (sp?) and the asshole.

If he's hairy he's gotta shave... gagging on pubes tend to ruin my groove. I like to gag on a dick though.

Its nice to suck balls, the skin smoothes out and they hang nicely, I like to cup them in my hand 1st. Loosen em up so they aren't pulled so close to the dick. After a shower they tend to tuck in. Make sure he's warmed then I get to work.

Balls are great.

WOW

my hearts going pitterpat...where's my clippers!

Machaela said:

paintedlady said:

I feel my married org sistas ...

a little lower and to the left my sista

*cracks knuckles*

paintedlady said:

Machaela said:

a little lower and to the left my sista

*cracks knuckles*

Just finished a clipper shave. OUCH!

Adisa said:

Just finished a clipper shave. OUCH!

Why does it hurt? You don't do a lil' beforehand?

Im a big fan of balls

I like'em sweaty and dangly!!!

Adisa said:

KidaDynamite said:

Adisa said:

Just finished a clipper shave. OUCH!

Let's see the finishing results and I'll gladly tell you whether it was worth it or not.

paintedlady said:

Adisa said:

Just finished a clipper shave. OUCH!

Why does it hurt? You don't do a lil' beforehand?

No, I don't need to . I got that good hurr. It hurts because nuts are sensitive, and I knicked myself here, there, and yonder because I was in a hurry. I must just hire a professional next time.

Adisa said:

paintedlady said:

Why does it hurt? You don't do a lil' beforehand?

No, I don't need to . I got that good hurr. It hurts because nuts are sensitive, and I knicked myself here, there, and yonder because I was in a hurry. I must just hire a professional next time.

Or use a guard!

Adisa said:

paintedlady said:

Why does it hurt? You don't do a lil' beforehand?

No, I don't need to . I got that good [i]hurr[/i]. It hurts because nuts are sensitive, and I knicked myself here, there, and yonder because I was in a hurry. I must just hire a professional next time.

What does that even look like? Thick, long, and silky with nice waves, or what?

paintedlady said:

Adisa said:

No, I don't need to . I got that good hurr. It hurts because nuts are sensitive, and I knicked myself here, there, and yonder because I was in a hurry. I must just hire a professional next time.

Or use a guard!

That would hurt even more and wouldn't even get a close enough shave.

LadyCasanova said:

Adisa said:

No, I don't need to . I got that good [i]hurr[/i]. It hurts because nuts are sensitive, and I knicked myself here, there, and yonder because I was in a hurry. I must just hire a professional next time.

What does that even look like? Thick, long, and silky with nice waves, or what?

Yeah, pretty much!!