FauxReal said:

KidaDynamite said:

FauxReal said: Damn. I'll never be able to get an eye check-up again without picturing a pair of balls at the end of the chart.

Think of it as a reward. The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

I'm near sighted, so I may have to get in real close to investigate this.

I think it said supercalifragilisticexpiallidocious

FauxReal said:

I lick balls... suck em'... beat em up a bit... even mash my face up in behind the balls and lick up and down and around the perinium (sp?) and the asshole.

If he's hairy he's gotta shave... gagging on pubes tend to ruin my groove. I like to gag on a dick though.

Its nice to suck balls, the skin smoothes out and they hang nicely, I like to cup them in my hand 1st. Loosen em up so they aren't pulled so close to the dick. After a shower they tend to tuck in. Make sure he's warmed then I get to work.

Balls are great.

BklynBabe said:

If you are sucking dick, you're licking balls!!!

I mean really, why do a half assed (blow) job?!?

paintedlady said:

I lick balls... suck em'... beat em up a bit... even mash my face up in behind the balls and lick up and down and around the perinium (sp?) and the asshole.

If he's hairy he's gotta shave... gagging on pubes tend to ruin my groove. I like to gag on a dick though.

Its nice to suck balls, the skin smoothes out and they hang nicely, I like to cup them in my hand 1st. Loosen em up so they aren't pulled so close to the dick. After a shower they tend to tuck in. Make sure he's warmed then I get to work.

Balls are great.

NDRU said:

why the hate for saggy balls? A little attention/cold weather will make them tight and firm again. Can your saggy tits say the same?

XxAxX said:

NDRU said:

why the hate for saggy balls? A little attention/cold weather will make them tight and firm again. Can your saggy tits say the same?

By the time women have saggy tits, men have nutsacks dangling to their knees and they are not going back to tight and firm.

LadyCasanova said:

Like them? Hate them? In the mouth? Shaved or not? Other ways of referring to them?

Discuss

Love them.

They get mad love from me.

paintedlady said:

I lick balls... suck em'... beat em up a bit... even mash my face up in behind the balls and lick up and down and around the perinium (sp?) and the asshole.

If he's hairy he's gotta shave... gagging on pubes tend to ruin my groove. I like to gag on a dick though.

Its nice to suck balls, the skin smoothes out and they hang nicely, I like to cup them in my hand 1st. Loosen em up so they aren't pulled so close to the dick. After a shower they tend to tuck in. Make sure he's warmed then I get to work.

Balls are great.

aren''t you ashamed to say all those things on a public forum ?

i'm by no means a prude but damn

JustErin said:

XxAxX said:

By the time women have saggy tits, men have nutsacks dangling to their knees and they are not going back to tight and firm.

okay, okay, we ALL get hideous and saggy!

Dewrede said:

paintedlady said:

I lick balls... suck em'... beat em up a bit... even mash my face up in behind the balls and lick up and down and around the perinium (sp?) and the asshole.

If he's hairy he's gotta shave... gagging on pubes tend to ruin my groove. I like to gag on a dick though.

Its nice to suck balls, the skin smoothes out and they hang nicely, I like to cup them in my hand 1st. Loosen em up so they aren't pulled so close to the dick. After a shower they tend to tuck in. Make sure he's warmed then I get to work.

Balls are great.

aren''t you ashamed to say all those things on a public forum ?

i'm by no means a prude but damn

...leave her alone...I want her to post a second part so I can finish myself off...

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Dewrede said:

paintedlady said:

I lick balls... suck em'... beat em up a bit... even mash my face up in behind the balls and lick up and down and around the perinium (sp?) and the asshole.

If he's hairy he's gotta shave... gagging on pubes tend to ruin my groove. I like to gag on a dick though.

Its nice to suck balls, the skin smoothes out and they hang nicely, I like to cup them in my hand 1st. Loosen em up so they aren't pulled so close to the dick. After a shower they tend to tuck in. Make sure he's warmed then I get to work.

Balls are great.

aren''t you ashamed to say all those things on a public forum ?

i'm by no means a prude but damn

^

PurpleJedi said:

Dewrede said:

aren''t you ashamed to say all those things on a public forum ?

i'm by no means a prude but damn

...leave her alone...I want her to post a second part so I can finish myself off...

Dewrede said:

paintedlady said:

I lick balls... suck em'... beat em up a bit... even mash my face up in behind the balls and lick up and down and around the perinium (sp?) and the asshole.

If he's hairy he's gotta shave... gagging on pubes tend to ruin my groove. I like to gag on a dick though.

Its nice to suck balls, the skin smoothes out and they hang nicely, I like to cup them in my hand 1st. Loosen em up so they aren't pulled so close to the dick. After a shower they tend to tuck in. Make sure he's warmed then I get to work.

Balls are great.

aren''t you ashamed to say all those things on a public forum ?

i'm by no means a prude but damn

Nope, I am 40 and unmarried. If I were married or looking to run for public office I wouldn't share intimate details like these publicly.

Its not the classiest thing to say, but its the truth, and I don't shy away from the plain truth.

Some ladies may clutch their pearls if they want to... but if their man wants them to, no amount of "classiness" would stop them from doing what is descibed in the forementioned post. When it comes to passion and lovemaking... fellatio can be a lovely act when you love someone... no shame in it at all.

If we were on Disney.com well.... we aren't are we?

MarySharon said:

Dewrede said:

aren''t you ashamed to say all those things on a public forum ?

i'm by no means a prude but damn

!!!

paintedlady said:

Dewrede said:

aren''t you ashamed to say all those things on a public forum ?

i'm by no means a prude but damn

Nope, I am 40 and unmarried. If I were married or looking to run for public office I wouldn't share intimate details like these publicly.

Its not the classiest thing to say, but its the truth, and I don't shy away from the plain truth.

Some ladies may clutch their pearls if they want to... but if their man wants them to, no amount of "classiness" would stop them from doing what is descibed in the forementioned post. When it comes to passion and lovemaking... fellatio can be a lovely act when you love someone... no shame in it at all.

If we were on Disney.com well.... we aren't are we?

Personally, I think straight men everywhere should throw you a parade for posting it!

Efan said:

paintedlady said:

Nope, I am 40 and unmarried. If I were married or looking to run for public office I wouldn't share intimate details like these publicly.

Its not the classiest thing to say, but its the truth, and I don't shy away from the plain truth.

Some ladies may clutch their pearls if they want to... but if their man wants them to, no amount of "classiness" would stop them from doing what is descibed in the forementioned post. When it comes to passion and lovemaking... fellatio can be a lovely act when you love someone... no shame in it at all.

If we were on Disney.com well.... we aren't are we?

Personally, I think straight men everywhere should throw you a parade for posting it!

I think many women actually do think like me but are married and can't post. I wouldn't its just not cool to do so... but sometimes women act so dainty when they all like their stuff sucked on too.

Gotta give if you expect to get the same.

paintedlady said:

I lick balls... suck em'... beat em up a bit... even mash my face up in behind the balls and lick up and down and around the perinium (sp?) and the asshole.

If he's hairy he's gotta shave... gagging on pubes tend to ruin my groove. I like to gag on a dick though.

Its nice to suck balls, the skin smoothes out and they hang nicely, I like to cup them in my hand 1st. Loosen em up so they aren't pulled so close to the dick. After a shower they tend to tuck in. Make sure he's warmed then I get to work.

Balls are great.

well, hello there

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paintedlady said:

Efan said:

Personally, I think straight men everywhere should throw you a parade for posting it!

I think many women actually do think like me but are married and can't post. I wouldn't its just not cool to do so... but sometimes women act so dainty when they all like their stuff sucked on too.

Gotta give if you expect to get the same.

tinaz said:

paintedlady said:

I think many women actually do think like me but are married and can't post. I wouldn't its just not cool to do so... but sometimes women act so dainty when they all like their stuff sucked on too.

Gotta give if you expect to get the same.

I am not advertising when I post but it sorta gives off that vibe when women talk about what they do... so its no wonder married women just do not.

I feel my married org sistas ...

@ paintedlady!!

I respect your swag!!

btw, do prudes listen to Prince?? maybe you need the Stevie Wonder forum.....at least they can say they were blind and didn't know what the hell they posted.....

BklynBabe said:

@ paintedlady!!

I respect your swag!!

btw, do prudes listen to Prince?? maybe you need the Stevie Wonder forum.....at least they can say they were blind and didn't know what the hell they posted.....

Under the neatly groomed facade of a prude lies a pent up super freak... those are the worst ones.

They are the people pulling out bondage gear and fancy toys of pain... I couldn't hang.

Heck... those freaky conservatives posting all kindsa crotch shots...

KidaDynamite said:

Heck... those freaky conservatives posting all kindsa crotch shots...

It was that one time, I swear!

FREAK!

Dewrede said:

paintedlady said:

I lick balls... suck em'... beat em up a bit... even mash my face up in behind the balls and lick up and down and around the perinium (sp?) and the asshole.

If he's hairy he's gotta shave... gagging on pubes tend to ruin my groove. I like to gag on a dick though.

Its nice to suck balls, the skin smoothes out and they hang nicely, I like to cup them in my hand 1st. Loosen em up so they aren't pulled so close to the dick. After a shower they tend to tuck in. Make sure he's warmed then I get to work.

Balls are great.

aren''t you ashamed to say all those things on a public forum ?

i'm by no means a prude but damn

Grow up already!

What's to be ashamed of?

NEWSFLASH: Women have sex willingly and by choice. They also come with their own freak flags.

Fly 'em if you got 'em!

paintedlady said:

I lick balls... suck em'... beat em up a bit... even mash my face up in behind the balls and lick up and down and around the perinium (sp?) and the asshole.

If he's hairy he's gotta shave... gagging on pubes tend to ruin my groove. I like to gag on a dick though.

Its nice to suck balls, the skin smoothes out and they hang nicely, I like to cup them in my hand 1st. Loosen em up so they aren't pulled so close to the dick. After a shower they tend to tuck in. Make sure he's warmed then I get to work.

Balls are great.

Unlike Dewerede Im saying damn in a good ass way.

Does anyone have an alternative method to keeping your sack and asscrack smooth besides razor or clippers??

I swear I twist myself in some ridiculous positions, tippy-toeing awkwardly with a sharp implement near my genitals trying to see if I missed a damn spot thinking "There has got to be an easier way!" That shaving stubbles a bitch and I've met so many beautifully smooth a'holes and sacks. I'm thinking a good wax might give the best results for the ass? Anyone?

Y'all crazy!