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Public bathrooms creep me out... I was at the def leppard concert a couple weeks back.. And after a couple of mixed drinks it was all over ... I had to break the seal... I don't know about you all but porta potties and public bathrooms are my worst nightmare... So I'm cruising to find the nearest restroom and I get in the bathroom and there is mud all over the floors and sinks.. I ended up holding it for 2 hrs till I got home.. I don't know if anybody else is like this but I rather die then put my butt on a public toliet!
Does anybody else feel this way? Do you have a horrible public bathroom story to tell? [Edited 8/19/11 23:57pm] insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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Worst public restroom I've been in was at a rave...piss vomit AND shit ALL over the floor. turrbl. And with the state of affairs as they were...it was STILL chock full of people. One was even sitting on the toilet with no door droppin a duce, trying his best to avoid the piles on the floor. | |
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do "the hover" babe! aka "the squat" | |
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If its triple filthy Mcnasty Ultra Megatron dirty, so dirty that a napalm fire wouldn't purify it, by all means avoid it. I'm scared of porta potties too, I can't tiptoe long enough to bomb the throne. Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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The mens bathroom at the Kansas City greyhound station is legendary.
You're so glam, every time I see you I wanna slam! | |
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The worst I've been in was a random public toilet in a park, I guess no one could be bothered to clean it and there was mud and grass on the floor and both toilets were covered in and filled with crap. I had a bad experience in a public toilet a few days ago, these toilets were nice and maintained (but you had to pay 50p to get in!) But before I was about to leave, I suddenly heard this loud scream/moan/grunt, that scared me so much! Afterwards it was just silence and I heard someone go 'ok'.. so I just stood there in the cubicle waiting for that person to leave, or when I thought they left. | |
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i'm no stranger to al fresco pooping...i was in india few years ago & i had to shit out a bus window i had no choice seriously.. i would have given anything 4 one of their grossest squat & drop 'toilets' then only couple of weeks ago i went on a boat trip. it was open bar & by the time i wanted to go the loos were disgusting, about 3inches of piss puddle. that day i left a present in the med
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BobGeorge909 said:
do "the hover" babe! aka "the squat" Lol I do and I still feel like there are germs and nastiness everywhere insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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wet wipes are the greatest invention EVER!! | |
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I feel bad for women when it comes to using public bathrooms. I don't know how you do it. They gross me out, but at least I can be in and out in seconds without touching anything besides myself. | |
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So can we! I dont touch ANYTHING! I even flush it with my foot Plus, I dont even have to touch myself! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Is it the squat and hover technique? That's what I'd have to do if I were a woman. | |
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This post is cracking me up, like I'm a teenage boy If you will, so will I | |
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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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But here's the thing: Don't you still have to touch the stall door to close and lock it? I don't even consider myself a germaphobe, but the doors of a stall seem really gross to me. I'm glad to not have to worry about closing any door.
But I guess you could grab a paper towel on the way in and use that to avoid touching anything. | |
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I dont normally lock it unless its a co-ed bathroom... i will push it closed with my foot and if someone tries to open it I just push it back shut but only on the door, not the handle... I figure that has less germs Then there comes the problem with a purse... Ive held the handle/strap in my mouth while doing my thing because i will not set it anywhere if there is no hook!
Sometimes im such a spaz I will squirt hand sanitizer on the floor and step in it if I feel the floor was beyond the normal grossness of a public toilet... I too am becoming a germaphobe! OMG i watched a lady in a car next to me picking scabs off her arm, and I thought.. OMG if she goes somewhere shes gonna touch everything with her scabby fingernails Its a wonder I even leave the house anymore
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i never EVER sit down in a public toilet. | |
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You should see it here. You have these fuckin kids who think it's really funny to put cups, cans, whole rolls of toilet paper in the toilet--they will throw soap on the floor, beer cans, magazines.
This is at the public library! Sadly, these are black kids. I'm on the left but these punks need an ass whoop. All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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Like I say every time this subject comes up; don't visit the Bay Area too often. In particular, be sure you're used the bathroom before you visit Berkeley. Ain't nothin' like it. Like, you haven't lived until you've pissed into the hole in the floor instead of the toilet because its already filled to the top with a rainbow colored collection of shit. | |
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when I think about You(yes, you specifically...) I .. | |
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I don't touch anything in a Public bathroom but Napkins and my Dick. I notice other Dudes will Flush the Urinals with their hands..I don't think so... | |
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Oh my! I wasnt expecting that!!
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Nice thought, wrong thread. | |
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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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The worst one was a few weeks back, I was in Puerto Rico. We took a trip to Culebra (an island) off of PR for a day because apparently it is one of the best beaches ever there. Well, the bathroom was nauseating. I was actually considering peeing in the water but I felt too guilty if I actually peed in that beautiful water. | |
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Classy . | |
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I will always cherish that afternoon at the truck stop with you, Adder. | |
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There was this old lady that used to work with me. I think she had a little urinary incontinence problem and she didn't wash herself well. As I walked in the restroom, she was standing at the sink. I walked into one of the stalls and instantly regretted it. It had to be the one she just got out of. The toilet smelled like dill pickles and feet. So I had to decide to: A. walk out of the stall and make her feel bad or B. sit down and have my ass smell like her for the rest of the day.
I couldn't sit. It was so overwhelming. I walked out and luckily she didn't ask why. I don't know what I would have said if she did ask. Maybe something like "It's time to change your Poise pad, girl."
I typically don't mind peeing in public restrooms (other than the place just being COMPLETELY unsanitary) but I have a fear of pooping in public ones. I will only do that if it's a "my ass is going to explode" situation. Shake it til ya make it | |
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