if she leaves she is only aloud to go 4 a short time

but if i could stop her from going ... i would do the following...

have sex with pete hellier and or kyle sanderlans (trust me thats a big sacrifice )

i would send her xclusive norty pics

i would go to melbourne... and thats scary, so it really is a threat

i would take her karaoke when she stays here with me and video whore it...

I would dance naked in the rain storm screaming penis

I would listen to a whole kesha cd and memorize the words

i would give her all my pizza

And kidmnap seals

And i will pretend Nickelback is relevant

Is that good enough?

Will she still be on FB?

I'd probably write a post saying 'Don't go!'

Don't go!

Fauxie said:

Will she still be on FB?

I'd probably write a post saying 'Don't go!'

Don't go!

Your logic is awesome.

FuzzyWitch said:

have sex with pete hellier and or kyle sanderlans (trust me thats a big sacrifice )

omg I have to stay so you don't have to go through the trauma!!!!

Gunsnhalen said:

I would dance naked in the rain storm screaming penis

I would listen to a whole kesha cd and memorize the words

i would give her all my pizza

And kidmnap seals

And i will pretend Nickelback is relevant

Is that good enough?

you would probably do that ANYWAY!!!

don't do the Kesha one, you will get brain damage

You can keep your pizza unless it's gluten/dairy free, and even if it WAS you could probably STILL keep it

Nickelback????

connorhawke said:

Fauxie said:

Will she still be on FB?

I'd probably write a post saying 'Don't go!'

Don't go!

Your logic is awesome.

ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said:

have sex with pete hellier and or kyle sanderlans (trust me thats a big sacrifice )

omg I have to stay so you don't have to go through the trauma!!!!

winning

ZombieKitten said:

Dave1992 said:

If you send me one of your lovely wet honeypie this weeked (today or tomorrow, depending on when you have time to be alone, of course), it might be the first thing I do when I´m back home on my computer, on Monday.

That's quite the assumption! Have you ever seen that movie "Teeth"? [img:$uid]http://localmoviereview.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Teeth-Poster.jpg[/img:$uid]

Girl, I like all kinds of pussy. Don't you worry!

Not much

ZombieKitten said:

connorhawke said:

Your logic is awesome.

If you must go, please leave the avatar.

Nothing...you all should take her as an example and get a real life!!!!

TheFreakerFantastic said:

Nothing...you all should take her as an example and get a real life!!!!

Bang my balls with a large spike hammer.

SUPRMAN said:

ZombieKitten said:

SUPRMAN said:

If you must go, please leave the avatar.

Will you look after it?

I can do that.

SUPRMAN said:

ThreadBare said:

OK, I'll stop teasing her about her hairy legs.

you haven't done that in YEARS!

I would start wearing shirts without spaghetti stains on them.

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

I would start wearing shirts without spaghetti stains on them.

now THAT is love!

The things I do.

I can't make any promises about taco stains though. I hope this is alright.

I'll show her the batcave

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said: now THAT is love!

The things I do.

I can't make any promises about taco stains though. I hope this is alright.

I don't really mind stains as long as they are gluten free

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

The things I do.

I can't make any promises about taco stains though. I hope this is alright.

I don't really mind stains as long as they are gluten free

I guess I better not wear the shirt with the eggroll stuck to it then.

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't really mind stains as long as they are gluten free

I guess I better not wear the shirt with the eggroll stuck to it then.

better to be safe than sorry

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

I guess I better not wear the shirt with the eggroll stuck to it then.

better to be safe than sorry

I've been tempted to gnaw that old eggroll off for months now anyway. I guess now's the time.

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

I've been tempted to gnaw that old eggroll off for months now anyway. I guess now's the time.

I've had egg roll explained to me before, it's like a spring roll isn't it?

Pretty much except the outer shell is fried and crispy. Now that I think of it, I'm not actually sure if they aren't gluten free.

kpowers said:

I'll show her the batcave

HEY there now...this is a PG-13 rated thread.