Really. We are. And silly. And clever. Both of which are kinda hot, if you think about it.

Its ALL due to me!

HotGritz said:

Its ALL due to me!

HotGritz said:

Its ALL due to me!

I'd put you down for about 34%.

FauxReal said:

HotGritz said:

Its ALL due to me!

I'd put you down for about 34%.

If "hot" is the same as "dumb", then yes.

FauxReal said:

HotGritz said:

Its ALL due to me!

I'd put you down for about 34%.

FauxReal said:

HotGritz said:

Its ALL due to me!

I'd put you down for about 34%.

wouldn't be even one "hot" thread if I hadn't started....sooooo i will take ....um....bout 80% cuz there's a few threads hardly seeing any action.

Teacher said:

If "hot" is the same as "dumb", then yes.

that refers to the 20% I don't claim.

HotGritz said:

FauxReal said:

I'd put you down for about 34%.

wouldn't be even one "hot" thread if I hadn't started....sooooo i will take ....um....bout 80% cuz there's a few threads hardly seeing any action.

One "HOT" thread doesn't constitute a trend. (It's sort of a "You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song" thing.)

One is a fluke. (<----This here is you)

Two is a coincidence.

Three is a trend. (<----This here is where I am)

I will give you 34% credit for introducing the potential. 33% credit to johnart for discovering it. And 33% to me. I nurtured that shit and made it big, brought it to the masses. Without me you'd be selling "SO FUCKING HOT" threads out the trunk of your car.

Now, I will take a penalty hit for introducing the silly spinoff that eventually oversaturated the market and dropped the value of SO FUCKING HOT threads. I think a 8 percent deduction to be split between you and johnart would be fair, but in the sake of everyone winning, I'ma make it 6 percent. John gets 4. You get 2% and you get to keep SCNDLS nuts.

Good deal?

FauxReal said:

HotGritz said:

wouldn't be even one "hot" thread if I hadn't started....sooooo i will take ....um....bout 80% cuz there's a few threads hardly seeing any action.

One "HOT" thread doesn't constitute a trend. (It's sort of a "You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song" thing.)

One is a fluke. (<----This here is you)

Two is a coincidence.

Three is a trend. (<----This here is where I am)

I will give you 34% credit for introducing the potential. 33% credit to johnart for discovering it. And 33% to me. I nurtured that shit and made it big, brought it to the masses. Without me you'd be selling "SO FUCKING HOT" threads out the trunk of your car.

Now, I will take a penalty hit for introducing the silly spinoff that eventually oversaturated the market and dropped the value of SO FUCKING HOT threads. I think a 8 percent deduction to be split between you and johnart would be fair, but in the sake of everyone winning, I'ma make it 6 percent. John gets 4. You get 2% and you get to keep SCNDLS nuts.

Good deal?

FauxReal said:

HotGritz said:

wouldn't be even one "hot" thread if I hadn't started....sooooo i will take ....um....bout 80% cuz there's a few threads hardly seeing any action.

One "HOT" thread doesn't constitute a trend. (It's sort of a "You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song" thing.)

One is a fluke. (<----This here is you)

Two is a coincidence.

Three is a trend. (<----This here is where I am)

I will give you 34% credit for introducing the potential. 33% credit to johnart for discovering it. And 33% to me. I nurtured that shit and made it big, brought it to the masses. Without me you'd be selling "SO FUCKING HOT" threads out the trunk of your car.

Now, I will take a penalty hit for introducing the silly spinoff that eventually oversaturated the market and dropped the value of SO FUCKING HOT threads. I think a 8 percent deduction to be split between you and johnart would be fair, but in the sake of everyone winning, I'ma make it 6 percent. John gets 4. You get 2% and you get to keep SCNDLS nuts.

Good deal?

nope. my first thread is the best. dick wins over silliness evey time. my following threads were awesome and heartfelt and contained the cure for boredom and upset stomach. i take 80% and I won't sue you for plagiarism. the remaining 20% can be split among you, john, genesia and erin however you choose. As for SCNDLS nuts....too many hangerson. I mean dayum, they need to be weaned already. speaking of nuts.... ALMONDS ARE FUCKING HOT!!!!

-I'm getting a Burka!

-I'm

HotGritz said:

FauxReal said:

One "HOT" thread doesn't constitute a trend. (It's sort of a "You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song" thing.)

One is a fluke. (<----This here is you)

Two is a coincidence.

Three is a trend. (<----This here is where I am)

I will give you 34% credit for introducing the potential. 33% credit to johnart for discovering it. And 33% to me. I nurtured that shit and made it big, brought it to the masses. Without me you'd be selling "SO FUCKING HOT" threads out the trunk of your car.

Now, I will take a penalty hit for introducing the silly spinoff that eventually oversaturated the market and dropped the value of SO FUCKING HOT threads. I think a 8 percent deduction to be split between you and johnart would be fair, but in the sake of everyone winning, I'ma make it 6 percent. John gets 4. You get 2% and you get to keep SCNDLS nuts.

Good deal?

nope. my first thread is the best. dick wins over silliness evey time. my following threads were awesome and heartfelt and contained the cure for boredom and upset stomach. i take 80% and I won't sue you for plagiarism. the remaining 20% can be split among you, john, genesia and erin however you choose. As for SCNDLS nuts....too many hangerson. I mean dayum, they need to be weaned already. speaking of nuts.... ALMONDS ARE FUCKING HOT!!!!

I'm not a fan of nuts. Or dicks for that matter.

How you gonna claim 80% of a trend that is 99% silliness that you basically admit you did not introduce? Dick was out of the Hot Thread equation in any notable capacity by the time the Alien thread hit the boards (Entry #4 into the HOT thread catalog).

Now I won't dispute your claims to the medicinal effects of your threads. Dick most certainly does cure boredom and upset stomach, from what I am told, and your threads had ample amounts of dick.

You can feel free to sue me. Your case won't hold up. I'm the Zuckerberg of this shit. You're them two dudes whose names nobody ever remembers.

(To those who may not be aware, this sh*t is in jest...before someone inevitably let's the sh*t go over their head and gets all "Why you guys arguing over threads?")

FauxReal said:

HotGritz said:

wouldn't be even one "hot" thread if I hadn't started....sooooo i will take ....um....bout 80% cuz there's a few threads hardly seeing any action.

One "HOT" thread doesn't constitute a trend. (It's sort of a "You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song" thing.)

One is a fluke. (<----This here is you)

Two is a coincidence.

Three is a trend. (<----This here is where I am)

I will give you 34% credit for introducing the potential. 33% credit to johnart for discovering it. And 33% to me. I nurtured that shit and made it big, brought it to the masses. Without me you'd be selling "SO FUCKING HOT" threads out the trunk of your car.

Now, I will take a penalty hit for introducing the silly spinoff that eventually oversaturated the market and dropped the value of SO FUCKING HOT threads. I think a 8 percent deduction to be split between you and johnart would be fair, but in the sake of everyone winning, I'ma make it 6 percent. John gets 4. You get 2% and you get to keep SCNDLS nuts.

Good deal?

FauxReal said:

HotGritz said:

nope. my first thread is the best. dick wins over silliness evey time. my following threads were awesome and heartfelt and contained the cure for boredom and upset stomach. i take 80% and I won't sue you for plagiarism. the remaining 20% can be split among you, john, genesia and erin however you choose. As for SCNDLS nuts....too many hangerson. I mean dayum, they need to be weaned already. speaking of nuts.... ALMONDS ARE FUCKING HOT!!!!

I'm not a fan of nuts. Or dicks for that matter.

How you gonna claim 80% of a trend that is 99% silliness that you basically admit you did not introduce? INSPIRATION IS PRICELESS AND SO IS IMITATION I STILL GET 80%

Dick was out of the Hot Thread equation in any notable capacity by the time the Alien thread hit the boards (Entry #4 into the HOT thread catalog). THE DICK THREAD IS HOTTER THAN THE ALIEN THREAD, THE NUMBERS SUPPORT THIS

Now I won't dispute your claims to the medicinal effects of your threads. Dick most certainly does cure boredom and upset stomach, from what I am told, and your threads had ample amounts of dick. TECHNICALLY THEY WERE MEN. LETS BE PC ABOUT THIS AND NOT DEGRADE MEN BY SIMPLY CALLING THEM DICKS.

You can feel free to sue me. Your case won't hold up. I'm the Zuckerberg of this shit. You're them two dudes whose names nobody ever remembers. ACTUALLY I'M ZUCKERBERG AND SAVERIN SO

(To those who may not be aware, this sh*t is in jest...before someone inevitably let's the sh*t go over their head and gets all "Why you guys arguing over threads?") WHY YOU SPILLING THE BEANS? SEE! THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO SPLIT 20% WITH 3 OTHER PEOPLE. FIVE IF YOU COUNT THOSE OTHER TWO CREATIVE PROPERTY THEIVES.

-Hope this place, the org, doesn't become a or some shit boring.

HotGritz said:

FauxReal said:

One "HOT" thread doesn't constitute a trend. (It's sort of a "You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song" thing.)

One is a fluke. (<----This here is you)

Two is a coincidence.

Three is a trend. (<----This here is where I am)

I will give you 34% credit for introducing the potential. 33% credit to johnart for discovering it. And 33% to me. I nurtured that shit and made it big, brought it to the masses. Without me you'd be selling "SO FUCKING HOT" threads out the trunk of your car.

Now, I will take a penalty hit for introducing the silly spinoff that eventually oversaturated the market and dropped the value of SO FUCKING HOT threads. I think a 8 percent deduction to be split between you and johnart would be fair, but in the sake of everyone winning, I'ma make it 6 percent. John gets 4. You get 2% and you get to keep SCNDLS nuts.

Good deal?

nope. my first thread is the best. dick wins over silliness evey time. my following threads were awesome and heartfelt and contained the cure for boredom and upset stomach. i take 80% and I won't sue you for plagiarism. the remaining 20% can be split among you, john, genesia and erin however you choose. As for SCNDLS nuts....too many hangerson. I mean dayum, they need to be weaned already. speaking of nuts.... ALMONDS ARE FUCKING HOT!!!!

I know some of you might be desperate for me to lick on your nasty balls, but I never made any of those threads.

MyJobIz2beCute said:

-Hope this place, the org, doesn't become a or some shit boring.

If the two of us leave it will most certainly self-destruct. This has been prophesied.

HotGritz said:

MyJobIz2beCute said:

-Hope this place, the org, doesn't become a or some shit boring.

If the two of us leave it will most certainly self-destruct. This has been prophesied.

^-

JustErin said:

HotGritz said:

nope. my first thread is the best. dick wins over silliness evey time. my following threads were awesome and heartfelt and contained the cure for boredom and upset stomach. i take 80% and I won't sue you for plagiarism. the remaining 20% can be split among you, john, genesia and erin however you choose. As for SCNDLS nuts....too many hangerson. I mean dayum, they need to be weaned already. speaking of nuts.... ALMONDS ARE FUCKING HOT!!!!

I know some of you might be desperate for me to lick on your nasty balls, but I never made any of those threads.

you participated so.... guilt by association. plus the fact that some orgers want you to lick their nasty balls. why do they want you to do that?

FauxReal said:

HotGritz said:

Its ALL due to me!

I'd put you down for about 34%.

I've never screamed or peed so many times as I have this week.

HotGritz said:

FauxReal said:

I'm not a fan of nuts. Or dicks for that matter.

How you gonna claim 80% of a trend that is 99% silliness that you basically admit you did not introduce? INSPIRATION IS PRICELESS AND SO IS IMITATION I STILL GET 80%

You get a dwindling 20% and a feeling of being flattered.

Dick was out of the Hot Thread equation in any notable capacity by the time the Alien thread hit the boards (Entry #4 into the HOT thread catalog). THE DICK THREAD IS HOTTER THAN THE ALIEN THREAD, THE NUMBERS SUPPORT THIS

Don't get confused, this isn't a Dicks vs. Aliens argument, it's Dicks vs. Silliness.

Now I won't dispute your claims to the medicinal effects of your threads. Dick most certainly does cure boredom and upset stomach, from what I am told, and your threads had ample amounts of dick. TECHNICALLY THEY WERE MEN. LETS BE PC ABOUT THIS AND NOT DEGRADE MEN BY SIMPLY CALLING THEM DICKS. "Technically"?? That's probably more degrading.

You can feel free to sue me. Your case won't hold up. I'm the Zuckerberg of this shit. You're them two dudes whose names nobody ever remembers. ACTUALLY I'M ZUCKERBERG AND SAVERIN SO

Nah, you're Tom. Ain't nobody buying your bullshit.

(To those who may not be aware, this sh*t is in jest...before someone inevitably let's the sh*t go over their head and gets all "Why you guys arguing over threads?") WHY YOU SPILLING THE BEANS? SEE! THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO SPLIT 80% WITH 1 OTHER PERSON. FIVE IF YOU COUNT THOSE OTHER TWO CREATIVE PROPERTY THEIVES.
You can't say shh and then type in All Caps. It defeats the purpose. I think your volume here is what just spilled the beans.

HotGritz said:

MyJobIz2beCute said:

-Hope this place, the org, doesn't become a or some shit boring.

If the two of us leave it will most certainly self-destruct. This has been prophesied.

I won't tell your folks how you feel

HotGritz said:

JustErin said:

I know some of you might be desperate for me to lick on your nasty balls, but I never made any of those threads.

you participated so.... guilt by association. plus the fact that some orgers want you to lick their nasty balls. why do they want you to do that?

And they want me to lap on their hairy nutsacks because they want me to do something that they think is degrading so that they can feel better about themselves.

JustErin said:

HotGritz said:

you participated so.... guilt by association. plus the fact that some orgers want you to lick their nasty balls. why do they want you to do that?

And they want me to lap on their hairy nutsacks because they want me to do something that they think is degrading so that they can feel better about themselves.

hey, some people get turned on by degradation...or choking.

whistle said:

JustErin said:

And they want me to lap on their hairy nutsacks because they want me to do something that they think is degrading so that they can feel better about themselves.

hey, some people get turned on by degradation...or choking.

They do, but it depends on the person that is doing the degrading.

Eww.

Women with the right 'bits', please!

FauxReal said:

HotGritz said:

I TAKE 90% NOW. YOU HAVE PROVEN THAT YOU JACKED MY CREATIVITY AND IT WAS PRE-MEDITATED.