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MY TESTICALS R SO EFFING HOT!!! dont ever put cologne on your testicles.
NSFW...I'm warning U. U asked for it Efan.
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It was my understanding there would be pictures with all these hot threads. | |
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Squeeze them. That will cool them off. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Wait, I thought my testicals were the hottest considering how many bitches be swinging from my nuts day and night. | |
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SCNDLS: "I wish these hos would just back up off me!"I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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BobGeorge909 said: dont ever put cologne on your testicles.
NSFW...I'm warning U. U asked for it Efan.
[Edited 8/18/11 11:49am] [Edited 8/18/11 11:50am] Fucking fuck!! They hairy! | |
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Or spray canned whipped cream on them....
how hairy are doz nutz? *afraid to look*
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Thumbs up!
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Nah, it's aight, cuz ain't nuthin hotter than SCNDLS in Texas in August. It takes TWO drop tops to cool my fiyah. So best believe that some silly bitches licking my balls is actually quite welcome and refreshing cuz you know they sure to lick my asshole too. | |
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Its already been proven that the asshole is their favorite part. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Asshole licking thread in 3....2.....1..... | |
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And I'll be sure keep my bottom messy cuz I know they likes that shit. Guess nobody told 'em just cuz it's black don't mean it's caviar. | |
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Just out of curiosity, why'd you put cologne on your balls and what kind of cologne was it?
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I musta been like 15....uneducated and eager to impress. It ws probably joop....it's my fave
Haven't doen it recently cuz I do learn. U can call me on B/S cuz it was. jut wanted a reason to say hot and testicles in one scentence w/o sounding gay. | |
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Is there a non-gay way to say hot and testicles in one sentence? Hmm. Don't think so. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I trim em when necessary. My beds recently been empty ...kinda like winter for womens legs. | |
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I said that wrong. my bad. I meant for the premise not to be gay. U're right about "jut wanted a reason to say hot and testicles in one scentence w/o sounding gay."
it sounds gay...but in context with the entire post...it worx. [Edited 8/18/11 12:55pm] | |
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BobGeorge909 said:
I trim em when necessary. My beds recently been empty ...kinda like winter for womens legs. they really ARE your nads?! :Insert shocked face and rubbing eyes gif here: | |
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They could do with a nice clean and a real shave by the looks of them....then u wouldn't even have to touch cologne LOL | |
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Lisa10 said: BobGeorge909 said:
I trim em when necessary. My beds recently been empty ...kinda like winter for womens legs. they really ARE your nads?! :Insert shocked face and rubbing eyes gif here: I'd never have said that if i'd have known | |
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meh...no biggie..I ain't no porn star so I don't shave 'em or nuthin...and whichever sac U look at, thay all look terrible...porn star or not..
ballz...they are what they are.
fair warning WAS given. [Edited 8/18/11 13:13pm] | |
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YOUR DAILY AFFIRMATION FOR TODAY IS:
BALLZ...THEY ARE WHAT THEY ARE.
Now go do some good. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Shave...uhhh...NO
uhhh...trim..cut back...sure. Tried shaving once...was completely terrified the entire time.
plus they look harier than normal cuz it musta been cold scrunching all the hair together. Regularly, and when it's warm...the hair is disbursed a "little Mo' Bettah." [Edited 8/18/11 13:14pm] | |
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BobGeorge909 said:
meh...no biggie..I ain't no porn star so I don't shave 'em or nuthin...and whichever sac U look at, thay all look terrible...porn star or not..
ballz...they are what they are.
fair warning WAS given. :wnk: I realise that now. I just never expected someone to show a pic of their balls. On a thread I suppose my innocent and sheltered little mind was a little taken aback. | |
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I haven't shaved them either, I can understand but then i'm not very hairy...however some ppl like that so its horses for courses i guess! | |
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Bobgeorge is brave AND fucking hot!!
"ballz be ballz... and ballz be a beautiful thang... almost as good as dick!"
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This is PaintedLady's way of saying 'Show me your dick'... | |
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