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"Honey," Said The Husband To His Wife "I invited a friend home for supper."
She continues, "I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." replies the husband.
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"she asked.
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." | |
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Your type is all tiny
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OOH yay First! | |
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LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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Be warned! 
Oh man!
Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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all the fiancés and fiancées need to come to my house | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!
I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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but!!!
we need some hopeless husband jokes
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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i need a nap...  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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